ATTENTION!! My wife gets home at 8pm and...

**alexchechs** · 05-28-2009, 09:03 AM

you could cook her a nice dinner with desert. Go to epicurious.com for some good recipes. Make something simple and nice and have a quiet evening with no distractions. Have the food ready for when she walks in

**Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE** · 05-28-2009, 09:11 AM

You can stand in front of the door, bent over naked, balls tucked between your legs and goat her... that would be a surprise!

**PSSuperstars** · 05-28-2009, 09:14 AM

Is she skinny enough for VS Pajamas?
Run out and get a new pair of Victoria Secret Pajamas... If she's a BBW... run out to Lane Bryant/Cacique and get the same thing...

a movie that she'll love but hasn't seen yet... Maybe something like Rachel Getting Married or something...

And then your favorite take out

Also have a non romantic set of fresh flowers sitting on the kitchen counter.. lilies or something

**PSSuperstars** · 05-28-2009, 09:14 AM

Oh and some form of Air Freshener...
the Febreze Noticeables are awesome.. to get rid of your man funk..

Make sure it's a scent she likes

**Tom_PM** · 05-28-2009, 09:19 AM

BUT, dont stand there and say "ATTENTION! I have done nice things!"
lol

But seriously, whatever you do, let her know that you're not expecting anything, that you just wanted to do something nice. No pressure

**fris** · 05-28-2009, 09:28 AM

clean the house :p

**CDSmith** · 05-28-2009, 09:29 AM

You could order her a big sausage pizza.

**Socks** · 05-28-2009, 09:31 AM

Originally posted by alexchechs

you could cook her a nice dinner with desert. Go to epicurious.com for some good recipes. Make something simple and nice and have a quiet evening with no distractions. Have the food ready for when she walks in

Thanks always a good idea. Thing is I cook all the time, no surprises there.. Last night just for myself I braised some marinated beef ribs in a pot of vegetables with fresh beef stock I made myself..

**Socks** · 05-28-2009, 09:32 AM

Originally posted by Killswitch

You can stand in front of the door, bent over naked, balls tucked between your legs and goat her... that would be a surprise!

Noted.

**Socks** · 05-28-2009, 09:34 AM

Originally posted by PSSuperstars

Is she skinny enough for VS Pajamas?
Run out and get a new pair of Victoria Secret Pajamas... If she's a BBW... run out to Lane Bryant/Cacique and get the same thing...

a movie that she'll love but hasn't seen yet... Maybe something like Rachel Getting Married or something...

And then your favorite take out

Also have a non romantic set of fresh flowers sitting on the kitchen counter.. lilies or something

hehe good ideas, I think you may be onto something.. VS pajamas huh.. She's very petite, it'll be fine as long as they have "extra small"

And yeah flowers are always nice. I need to grow some so I can be cheap AND kind and make us both happy. ;)

**Socks** · 05-28-2009, 09:35 AM

Originally posted by PSSuperstars

Oh and some form of Air Freshener...
the Febreze Noticeables are awesome.. to get rid of your man funk..

Make sure it's a scent she likes

Ah yes.. I will perfume the place as usual, using my unique blend. I like to call it:

Eau de Marijuana

**Socks** · 05-28-2009, 09:36 AM

Originally posted by PR_Tom

BUT, dont stand there and say "ATTENTION! I have done nice things!"
lol

But seriously, whatever you do, let her know that you're not expecting anything, that you just wanted to do something nice. No pressure

Dude I already bought 3 shoehorns for anal sex

**Socks** · 05-28-2009, 09:37 AM

Originally posted by fris

clean the house :p

Who are you, my fucking wife?

**MetaMan** · 05-28-2009, 09:38 AM

give her a nice hard dick like a real man would, if you serve it proper there is no other thing a woman would prefer.

**Socks** · 05-28-2009, 09:38 AM

Originally posted by CDSmith

You could order her a big sausage pizza.

I can see it now

**JFK** · 05-28-2009, 09:40 AM

Originally posted by CDSmith

You could order her a big sausage pizza.

**LeRoy** · 05-28-2009, 09:40 AM

Make her some desert with the dinner.

Cleaning the house is a no brainer. Doin her laundry might be goin a little over board. but if your'e in the dog house then go for it

**baddog** · 05-28-2009, 09:42 AM

sex her up

**JamesK** · 05-28-2009, 11:57 AM

suck her pussy dry

**Sands** · 05-28-2009, 12:20 PM

Get her a chocolate-covered limitless credit card. And shoes. Chicks dig shoes.

**Socks** · 05-28-2009, 01:13 PM

Ok I decided. I'm taking her here:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/bokchoi...697691/?page=2
http://www.flickr.com/photos/bokchoi...7606514697691/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/bokchoi...697691/?page=3

**_Richard_** · 05-28-2009, 03:38 PM

Originally posted by Socks

I thought about lingerie, but honestly I think my belly is getting too big for that..

haha nice

**Manowar** · 05-28-2009, 03:48 PM

dick in a box

**Ayla_SquareTurtle** · 05-28-2009, 03:50 PM

Originally posted by Socks

Ah yes.. I will perfume the place as usual, using my unique blend. I like to call it:

Eau de Marijuana

An excellent thing to have waiting for your GF when she gets home if you ask me!

ATTENTION!! My wife gets home at 8pm and...

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