A funny thing happened on the way to the airport
You?d think Mariah Carey, who is about to collect $1 million for a gig opening a hotel in Turkey, would breeze through security at LAX. But it seems that one dutiful officer insisted on checking the mega-star?s passport. We wonder how that conversation played out.
Security: ?Excuse me, ma'am, your passport please ? Your name is Mariah Carey?
Mariah: Yes.
Security: Are you leaving the country for business or leisure?
Mariah: Um, I have a concert to perform.
Security: You are a musician?
Mariah: Yes. My voice has a five-octave range. I?m getting a million bucks for a gig.
Security: Right, and pigs can fly. You do not have more than $10,000 cash on your person, correct?
Mariah: Well, I do like to buy a lot of glittery shoes.
Security: A comedian, huh? Okay ma'am, please proceed.
Security: ?Excuse me, ma'am, your passport please ? Your name is Mariah Carey?
Mariah: Yes.
Security: Are you leaving the country for business or leisure?
Mariah: Um, I have a concert to perform.
Security: You are a musician?
Mariah: Yes. My voice has a five-octave range. I?m getting a million bucks for a gig.
Security: Right, and pigs can fly. You do not have more than $10,000 cash on your person, correct?
Mariah: Well, I do like to buy a lot of glittery shoes.
Security: A comedian, huh? Okay ma'am, please proceed.
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