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FACT: Your dog isnt always fucking CUTE train the fucking thing you stupid fucks!

05-22-2009, 06:36 AM

Im tired of walking into peoples house and their stupid fucking dog jumping all over my expensive pants or scratching at my fucking expensive shoes.

here is a tip you fucking idiots TRAIN YOUR FUCKING DOG.

"ahhhhhh the dog just shit on the floor how cute"
"ahhhhhh the dog is jumping up on you with its dirty paws because it likes you"
"ahhhh the dog is barking uncontrollably because it wants attention"

THE DOG DOESNT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU IT IS A DOG!

and i dont blame the dog i blame the STUPID FUCKING OWNERS, here is a tip stop cutsey fucking pooing your dog and train the mutt! its a fucking dog!

From kids to dogs all you idiots baby everything around you and wonder why the dog or your kids act like mis behaved little brats, ALPHA MALE THAT SHIT AND SHOW WHO IS BOSS and your dog will be even cuter when it is well behaved.

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05-22-2009, 06:37 AM

I remember being young and my friends parents were from the old country and you can guarantee when they gave a dog a command that dog listened.

guess what if your dog is not trained its not cute ITS JUST ANOTHER STUPID DOG.
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05-22-2009, 06:51 AM

Your expensive pants would not last 30 seconds in my house.. My dog knows to rip them off any asshole that walks in the door.

I wear shorts.

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05-22-2009, 06:59 AM

my dog puked every where and shit on my Italian silk couch last night but I'll get over it she's a cutie
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05-22-2009, 07:02 AM

Originally posted by pornguy

Your expensive pants would not last 30 seconds in my house.. My dog knows to rip them off any asshole that walks in the door.

I wear shorts.

ya im an asshole because i tell you idiots the truth about your stupid fucking dogs, half you losers probably snuggle with your fucking dog at night instead of fucking your girl properly.

get over yourself.
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05-22-2009, 07:04 AM

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ya im an asshole because i tell you idiots the truth about your stupid fucking dogs, half you losers probably snuggle with your fucking dog at night instead of fucking your girl properly.

get over yourself.

It's true, I've seen many GFY losers take pictures with their dogs in their bed, just after a fresh something or other that went on
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05-22-2009, 07:06 AM

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It's true, I've seen many GFY losers take pictures with their dogs in their bed, just after a fresh something or other that went on

people treat their friggin dogs better then they do their kids these days fucking sickening.

the dog will shit everywhere and he is cute and the kid will ask for a little attention and he is ridiculed.
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05-22-2009, 07:07 AM

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ya im an asshole because i tell you idiots the truth about your stupid fucking dogs, half you losers probably snuggle with your fucking dog at night instead of fucking your girl properly.

get over yourself.

Actually you need to get over your self.. I was joking.. Notice I said I wear shorts.

My dog is well trained. to the point she only bites the people I tell her to.

Any way, I actually agree with you.

So one asshole to another, Have a nice day.

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05-22-2009, 07:09 AM

Originally posted by MetaMan

Im tired of walking into peoples house and their stupid fucking dog jumping all over my expensive pants or scratching at my fucking expensive shoes.

here is a tip you fucking idiots TRAIN YOUR FUCKING DOG.

"ahhhhhh the dog just shit on the floor how cute"
"ahhhhhh the dog is jumping up on you with its dirty paws because it likes you"
"ahhhh the dog is barking uncontrollably because it wants attention"

THE DOG DOESNT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU IT IS A DOG!

and i dont blame the dog i blame the STUPID FUCKING OWNERS, here is a tip stop cutsey fucking pooing your dog and train the mutt! its a fucking dog!

From kids to dogs all you idiots baby everything around you and wonder why the dog or your kids act like mis behaved little brats, ALPHA MALE THAT SHIT AND SHOW WHO IS BOSS and your dog will be even cuter when it is well behaved.

/rant /fucking idiots

Honestly? I totally agree. my dogs never jump up on people, they are trained to be 15 feet from the door if someone comes in invited by us, etc.... i can't stand going to people's places and their dogs are all over me and they stand there looking helpless.. What, the dog's gonna teach itself that shit?

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05-22-2009, 07:12 AM

I agree I have my dogs well trained i speak they listen
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05-22-2009, 07:23 AM

Originally posted by jaycontentbandit

I agree I have my dogs well trained i speak they listen

Start working on that. No matter how old they are they love to learn. My dog works on verbal commands from almost anyone, but hand signals from me. I snap my fingers and she will look for the command Its actually simple, and a great way to use them if you need help.

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05-22-2009, 09:13 AM

Originally posted by pornguy

Actually you need to get over your self.. I was joking.. Notice I said I wear shorts.

My dog is well trained. to the point she only bites the people I tell her to.

Any way, I actually agree with you.

So one asshole to another, Have a nice day.

lol lol i know you are joking to check who you are talking to. its all love.

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Honestly? I totally agree. my dogs never jump up on people, they are trained to be 15 feet from the door if someone comes in invited by us, etc.... i can't stand going to people's places and their dogs are all over me and they stand there looking helpless.. What, the dog's gonna teach itself that shit?

EXACTLY is it fucking bullshit the worst is these girls in their mid 20s with a dog that cant do no wrong, you have to be stern with a dog and show it who is boss. how stupid can a human be that a dog runs them and not the other way around.

i hate going to peoples places and you are relaxing on the couch and every 5 seconds the dog is running up in your face.
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05-22-2009, 09:16 AM

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05-22-2009, 09:17 AM

I remember picking up a friend to give a ride to work and his mother was coming outside to walk his dog, some crazy HUGE russian something or other breed. Just GIANT. Well the dog saw my friend in the car driving away and started running after the car, dragging his mother like 20 feet on the pavement before she could untangle the lead from her wrist!

He never did anything but laugh at how funny the dog was, until the dog was monstrous and playing like a puppy still with no discipline or training to behave.

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05-22-2009, 09:20 AM

Worse still is those useless little rat dogs which wealthy young blowjob wives seems to tote around everywhere.
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05-22-2009, 09:22 AM

It takes time to train a dog. Most people don't have a clue about that they think training is complete in a day.

I train my rotts myself. My now oldest Rott had a habit of pulling on peoples sleeves when they walked through the door. Terrible habit that took a while to break.

The bottom line is when they are young and "in training" they will still do things that are not appropriate. That may include jumping on people when they walk in etc. When they do that negative action that is the opportunity to teach them not to.

I have a 7 week old Rott now I am working with. My friends and neighbors can expect some jumping etc. when they come over in the future until I get him straight. If they don't like it they don't have to come over.

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05-22-2009, 09:32 AM

Totally agree with you on this one. I have friends who I can't visit unless I wear my "grubby" clothes because I know their loveable pitties with jump all over me. They're good dogs, but the owner loves to see them get excited and "friendly."

It's not the dog's fault, it's the owner's. There are very few dogs who are too stupid to learn *anything.*

(Puppies are great as long as they are in training. I don't hold it against a kid if he gets overly excited, so why should puppies be any different? But train the kids, please. For everyone else if not for yourself.)

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05-23-2009, 04:17 PM

My dog is always cute, when people come over I snap and say chill and she does just that pic.....

How ever she did get $1200 worth of training so I suppose she better do as she's told.
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05-23-2009, 05:06 PM

Originally posted by MetaMan

Im tired of walking into peoples house and their stupid fucking dog jumping all over my expensive pants or scratching at my fucking expensive shoes.

here is a tip you fucking idiots TRAIN YOUR FUCKING DOG.

"ahhhhhh the dog just shit on the floor how cute"
"ahhhhhh the dog is jumping up on you with its dirty paws because it likes you"
"ahhhh the dog is barking uncontrollably because it wants attention"

THE DOG DOESNT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU IT IS A DOG!

and i dont blame the dog i blame the STUPID FUCKING OWNERS, here is a tip stop cutsey fucking pooing your dog and train the mutt! its a fucking dog!

From kids to dogs all you idiots baby everything around you and wonder why the dog or your kids act like mis behaved little brats, ALPHA MALE THAT SHIT AND SHOW WHO IS BOSS and your dog will be even cuter when it is well behaved.

/rant /fucking idiots

I can't go to a mates house because he has a little yapping dog. It yaps and yaps and yaps and he just lets it carry on for aslong as it wants never saying a word.

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05-23-2009, 05:09 PM

just got back from taking my dog over to a friend's house to hang out. my dog was sooo excited to see her he tinkled a little bit across her foot.
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05-23-2009, 05:15 PM

Only time my dog may jump at someones crotch is if perhaps it smells other dog heat scent and well then I think you have explaining to do.

Actually my dog is to small to reach someones crotch. Thing is tiny. Mostly very well behaved. Every so often it gets a bit over excited, but most often it is someone else that sort of causes it. Greeting the dog in a super high pitch and talking all exciting gets it going.

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05-23-2009, 09:43 PM

So dont go to someones house with a dog if you're going to winge about it?

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05-23-2009, 09:49 PM

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05-23-2009, 10:52 PM

Originally posted by MetaMan

Your dog isnt always fucking

that's right, he pees and poo and stuff

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CUTE train

who? me?

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the fucking thing

yeah, I prefer to be called "sex machine" though, now I'm getting the train thing

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you stupid fucks

aw, you mean my wife. That was uncalled for

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05-23-2009, 11:38 PM

Originally posted by MetaMan

THE DOG DOESNT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU IT IS A DOG!

Yeah it's true too many retarded people buying HUGE dogs and then shit happens

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05-24-2009, 12:02 AM

Originally posted by MetaMan

ya im an asshole because i tell you idiots the truth about your stupid fucking dogs, half you losers probably snuggle with your fucking dog at night instead of fucking your girl properly.

get over yourself.

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05-24-2009, 01:35 AM

My dog is well trained. Generally speaking she doesn't jump on people, and more important to me doesn't lick or slober. However, dogs are dogs and not that bright. They still get excited when strangers come into the house.

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05-24-2009, 01:36 AM

My dog does everything I tell it to for the very reason of why you started this thread. There is nothing worse than an excited dog jumping all over people when they enter your house. People always act like its ok but its not ok, its annoying. My dog is a big dog as well so if he were to jump all over people then he could hurt them lol.

When people come into my house he will go over to them to be petted or just being friendly, but its a huge difference to what I've saw some dogs do. If I think he's getting too excited I tell him to go to the kitchen and he does it right away and lays down. Owners should always have control over their dogs.
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05-24-2009, 03:33 AM

Originally posted by who

Worse still is those useless little rat dogs which wealthy young blowjob wives seems to tote around everywhere.

Oh yeah, those poor animals really are retarded from their birth, they're VERY far from the grandfather wolf in their blood line..

The real problem starts when those young wives leave their GAY husband to walk the dog, THEN it's serious defile

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05-24-2009, 03:36 AM

Originally posted by MetaMan

people treat their friggin dogs better then they do their kids these days fucking sickening.

the dog will shit everywhere and he is cute and the kid will ask for a little attention and he is ridiculed.

That's VERY true

BILLIONS are spend every year on cat and dog food (I mean special food, those pedifree pal shit etc. not real food).

That's money that could feed the whole Africa.

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05-24-2009, 10:07 AM

Originally posted by CarlosTheGaucho

That's VERY true

BILLIONS are spend every year on cat and dog food (I mean special food, those pedifree pal shit etc. not real food).

That's money that could feed the whole Africa.

my fucking god i am hung over but i a GFYin it like a cool guy, just went for a tan in my buddies tanning bed now im on his stupid fucking mac OMFG.

i totally agree my sis had a cat and my mom would buy the thing fuckin tuna and gravy or some fucking bullshit. feed the fucking cat cheap fucking food like who gives a shit. its like stupid people with their stupid fucking organic bullshit and their stupid detox shit. the fuckin cat ate like a fucking king and would turn its friggin nose up at dried food. pampering pets is for lonely faggots.

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