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Old 07-09-2019, 10:01 AM  
Grapesoda
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Originally Posted by 2MuchMark View Post
WOW!

Actually, I encourage everyone to click that link that AdultInnovation posted above and look at the page closely. It's brilliant. We can all learn some marketing tips from articles like this. Read it.

First, it's a Fox"News" page, but the article is labeled opinion (honest!) by someone named Todd Starnes, Fox News.

The text reads:



Read that carefully. It's not very subtle, but it root says "Americans are being attacked". Yawn, I know, old news, but still. If you are an older American who is pissed off at something, this will help you focus your rage.

Focus it on what? On this next line of course:



LOL!! And WOW!!! I have to admit, that this is pretty damn smart. "Hey you! Are you pissed off? Feed your addiction and buy my book and you'll be even more pissed off!"

Now here's the next part:



LOL!! This is so good! This text really makes it easy for "everyman" to identify with the football player, what they would do if pushed around by a few girls, and that swiping a Maga hat crosses the line.

I don't know if they took weeks to write this so perfectly, or if an expert crapped this one out after his morning bran muffin.

Read the rest - its good. It ends with



Ack! Gleah - Gee- WOW!

I am going to share the link with my far-right brother and see if he buys the book. I will keep you posted.
So the vulgarities you refer to others by are generated by pure unadulterated joy? Thanks for clearing that up? It sure sounds like crockett science to me...

I capitalized the first word in every sentence so You and R and Crink63 could understand! You can thank me later!
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