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Pipecrew · 08-26-2003, 10:18 AM

***************STORY #3************

you probably don't have time for fluff..so i'll cut to the story

this involves a friend of mine who was dating this stuck up snob..she was rich and kinda attractive so she thought she was all that..you know the type. So this girl has to be the leader in everything she has to have the best of the best and everything...pretty much means she can never be humiliated. So she would constantly put down my friend in front of her friends saying shit like he's stupid and forgetful and things like that..when he wasnt around she would tell everyone how he was terrible in bed..she 'd use this to get attention. She would say things like "i need a lot more in a guy he just can't please me they way i deserved to be pleased" blah blah and so on. She pretty much wanted everyone to know that she was getting laid on the regular and she was experienced. My friend didnt know this was going on so i felt it was my duty to let him know..obviously i exaggerated the story but who wouldn't ..i hated the bitch. So my friend is a pretty tolerant guy but when u tell a guy that his girl says he sucks in bed and that he isn't exactly packing much (she didnt say that last part i added that in) so his pride was involved now and he was pissed...now i thought he was gonna do something bad but 3 weeks went by and nothin happened..so one day i was like what the fuck ur gonna let this btich babble forever. NOW things get interesting. He takes me over to his house and tells me what he's been up to the last week...So a cpl days go bye and a few ppl are getting together at my friends place to watch soemthing or other can't remember. Now it turns out his girlfreind and her sister used to make fun of him infront of other ppl..saying he was a dork and stuff..which doesnt make sense cause why would u go out with the guy..i guess she like the whole i'm better than u thing...a little info on his gf sister... SHES A HOE...moving along. So we're all watching TV..only a few of us like 6 ppl including his gf and her sister...My friend says calmly "i heard there are some jokes going on about me"..everyone is silent..i have balls so i'm like yeah apparently in bed your like a corolla ..zero performance...everyone laughs.. His gf tries to be all cool thinking like its not a big deal...she goes "face it ur not the best i've had i was just telling everyone that ur not that great...before she can continue all u hear is "oh fuck thats good oh god..ur amazing oh god..." its his gf recorded on his computer...and he was playing it back...so everyones like whoooooooaaaaaaaa shit ...his gf is red in the face ...she's like we are so fucking over your an ass your lucky you went out with me no girl would ever fuck you...she's going buck like beyond crazy...now her sister is all like trying to calm her down...she still yelling shit like if i ask any girl u've been with they would say the same ur impotent bastard...blah blah...my friend walks over to his closet and pulls out a girls belt one of those flat ones where they go threw one loop and then another...on it says "babe" he walks up to her gf sister and says oh i've been meaning to returning...on your way out why dont u tell ur sister how good i was..or would u like to here more from my computer...he was bluffing he never taped him boning her sister....but it didnt matter because his gf ran out half crying and her sister followed completely speechless...the rest of us are laughing our ass off...we decided to take him out and get him drunk because he deserved it big time...

08-26-2003, 10:18 AM
Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	*************STORY #3********** you probably don't have time for fluff..so i'll cut to the story this involves a friend of mine who was dating this stuck up snob..she was rich and kinda attractive so she thought she was all that..you know the type. So this girl has to be the leader in everything she has to have the best of the best and everything...pretty much means she can never be humiliated. So she would constantly put down my friend in front of her friends saying shit like he's stupid and forgetful and things like that..when he wasnt around she would tell everyone how he was terrible in bed..she 'd use this to get attention. She would say things like "i need a lot more in a guy he just can't please me they way i deserved to be pleased" blah blah and so on. She pretty much wanted everyone to know that she was getting laid on the regular and she was experienced. My friend didnt know this was going on so i felt it was my duty to let him know..obviously i exaggerated the story but who wouldn't ..i hated the bitch. So my friend is a pretty tolerant guy but when u tell a guy that his girl says he sucks in bed and that he isn't exactly packing much (she didnt say that last part i added that in) so his pride was involved now and he was pissed...now i thought he was gonna do something bad but 3 weeks went by and nothin happened..so one day i was like what the fuck ur gonna let this btich babble forever. NOW things get interesting. He takes me over to his house and tells me what he's been up to the last week...So a cpl days go bye and a few ppl are getting together at my friends place to watch soemthing or other can't remember. Now it turns out his girlfreind and her sister used to make fun of him infront of other ppl..saying he was a dork and stuff..which doesnt make sense cause why would u go out with the guy..i guess she like the whole i'm better than u thing...a little info on his gf sister... SHES A HOE...moving along. So we're all watching TV..only a few of us like 6 ppl including his gf and her sister...My friend says calmly "i heard there are some jokes going on about me"..everyone is silent..i have balls so i'm like yeah apparently in bed your like a corolla ..zero performance...everyone laughs.. His gf tries to be all cool thinking like its not a big deal...she goes "face it ur not the best i've had i was just telling everyone that ur not that great...before she can continue all u hear is "oh fuck thats good oh god..ur amazing oh god..." its his gf recorded on his computer...and he was playing it back...so everyones like whoooooooaaaaaaaa shit ...his gf is red in the face ...she's like we are so fucking over your an ass your lucky you went out with me no girl would ever fuck you...she's going buck like beyond crazy...now her sister is all like trying to calm her down...she still yelling shit like if i ask any girl u've been with they would say the same ur impotent bastard...blah blah...my friend walks over to his closet and pulls out a girls belt one of those flat ones where they go threw one loop and then another...on it says "babe" he walks up to her gf sister and says oh i've been meaning to returning...on your way out why dont u tell ur sister how good i was..or would u like to here more from my computer...he was bluffing he never taped him boning her sister....but it didnt matter because his gf ran out half crying and her sister followed completely speechless...the rest of us are laughing our ass off...we decided to take him out and get him drunk because he deserved it big time...