Pipecrew

I had a little Contest on my Site, I said the best 5 stories about Ex Girlfriends will win access to for 1 month to there favorite paysites or I will just send them a link with 600mb of my own paysites movies..

As you can imagine, the freaks came out of the woodwork. These are the Top 5.... I got tons of fucked up ones but these were the best of the best haha.

In No particular Order

***********STORY # 1 *****************


hey bro, hows the single life treating you? i can tell you its much funner than being locked down with a gf, thats for sure. no whining about watching sports everyday, nobody bugging you to change the light bulbs cuz there too damn short, no bitchin when you forget shes right next to you so you accidentally stare at that hot ass blonde chicks tits so hard you trip over the fountain in the middle of the mall, no guilt trips about caring more about your car than your woman, none of that shit. i know because i just broke up with my girlfriend of almost 5 years and now realize what i was missing out on. theres a lot of horny bitches out there! anyway i've been checking out your site regularly and thought it was pretty funny that you wanted to hear stories about fucked up stuff we've done to women. heres one to get started:

around christmas of last year i met a girl through a friend of mine. all of us (me, my friend, my brother, the girl, and her friend) went to the mall to hang out and do a little xmas shopping. well, the girl (i'll call her Amber) turns out to be smoking hot! shes a brunette with shoulder length hair, about 5'8", nice ass and a simply amazing rack. i'm talkin tits from heaven. they're perfect. and they're big! the only drawback was that shes about 5 yrs younger than me. but hey, barely legal is still legal so its all good.

so we're hanging out and she stats asking me if i'm single. stupidly i actually tell her i've got a girlfriend. i can see shes disappointed but we keep talking and having fun. she even helps me pick out clothes for my girlfriend. (glad she did cuz i didn't know what the hell to get her.) oh, by the way, by this point i had been told me a couple key pieces of information. first, she waxes. everywhere. second she gets really horny for a couple days every month. and this was one of the days.

things were looking good so we went back to my friends and had a few beers. Amber is getting really comfortable, hanging on me and being all touchy feely so i decide its time for me to leave. its about 2:30am at this point and i drive around the corner to my house. just as i was hoping there are headlights behind me. the girls get out and are like "hey can we come in with you, we uh, um, need a uh, glass of water..." i was like hell yeah!

we go in and the other girl goes to the living room woth my bro. Amber heads straight to my room like she's got a radar lock on it. we sit down on the bed and she attacks me. her toungue is immediately down my throat, and in no time her shirt and bra are on the floor. did i mention how perfect those tits are? WOW! perky 36 D's, firm, happy nipples. my hands and mouth are all over her chest and soon shes in my pants. before i know it shes completely naked and sure enough, that pussy is smooth as silk, and dripping like a faucet. and its super tight, just grasping my finger. she gets my cock out out and literally starts begging me to fuck her. i had never had a girl beg me like that! hell, i cant even remember any girl so desperate for anything. but of coarse my stupid ass didnt have a single rubber anywhere in the house. (the girlfriend, who didnt live with me, was on the pill so i figured i wouldnt need any. wrong)

well i didn't want to disappoint her but i wasnt about to get some college freshman pregnant. so i did what any self respecting guy would do. pushed her head down until her lips were in the perfect position to start sucking. she seemed a little hesitant at first and made me promise i'd let her know when it was time. i said yeah, yeah, now get to work. and work she did. that girl had one seriously talented mouth. i mean she had to have at least 3 toungues to do the things she doing. i was loving it! soon enough i felt it coming on so i told ok, here we go. she didnt hear me (maybe i just thought i said it, who knows) but i figured that was her problem, not mine. so she kept right on slurpin and all of a sudden BAM! jiz all over her face, down her throat, on her neck, everywhere. and she looked pissed. i had never seen such a hot chick, so naked, and looking so fucking mad. then she started to gag... and coughed up a mouth full of cum which of coarse she spit out all over my shirt. and that was my favorite shirt damnit! by that time it was like 4am and i realized i had to wake up in 2 hours so i could go to court. i told her i had to get some sleep and that she needed to get the fuck out. she was like "but i'm not even dressed yet, can i at least use the bathroom"
"NO! time to go!" i push her out of my room and towards the front door as she fumbles to put her thong back on. i get her outside and throw her the rest of her clothes and tell her that her friend is already waitng in the car. then i run back to my room and look out the window to get one last look at that magnificent rack. those tits have to be the eigth and ninth wonders of the world.

the best part is a couple hours later i was in court and i kicked ass! the judge loved me and handed me the case on a silver platter. when i got home i decided i needed to wash the shirt but that damn stain wouldnt come out. so i just wore the shirt anyway cuz it was my favorite shirt and all.oneday my girlfriend noticed the huge stain. she didnt even bother to ask how it got there or what it was. she just made me take it off and told me to leave. i figured i was dead busted but a while later she showed up at my house holding the shirt and smiling. "Look! I got the stain out for you. Good as new!" she said. true story.

well hope you enjoyed the story. and if you didnt too bad, hehe. you can still hook me up with some free links = ). and how bout some hot ass girl movies! no nasty slut that looks like her face just got kicked in by a rabid mule, and fucked a stranger for change to get on the bus so shecould get back to the corner and score some crack so she could get high and forget all about her 3 kids that were now being kicked by the mule that had kicked her so many times in the face.

women...
cant live with 'em.
cant get laid without 'em.

-jeremy



******************STORY #2*******************


OK, here's a true to life one, kinda proud of it
I was seeing this girl in college, nice, clean cut sort of girl, but she really, REALLY loved anal. Couldn't believe it, she looked like the proverbial girl next door, but moaned like a whore when I hit the back door.

Anyway, I found out that one of her friends had a thing for me, and, well, that friend invited another over to "get rid of" a bottle of tequila. One thing lead to another, and I end up with both of them in the lounge, while my flatmates slept jus the other side of the brick wall (Damn I loved college)

She found out about this in a matter of days, I'd pretty much had it with her "Prim and proper" image in public, and "dirty whore" routine in private. It was fun, but, well, fuck it, I got sick of it, and I was 21 and wanted to fuck everything that moved. She stroms up to me in the middle of the cafeteria all full of attitude, swearing like a teruetts patient, aand all the while, I'm smiling, nodding and just flowing with it. She loses it mid swear and says: "What the Fuck are you Still smiling about?"
I calmly motion for her to sit. She does. I put down my knife and fork, wipe my mouth and look at her. By this time about 2000 people are staring at the scene, or pretending not to be. I stand on my chair, then the table, leaned down towards her and pointed while I shouted "I FUCKED YOU IN THE ASS!"
She looked horrified, fled the scene, and i got a round of applause from my friends. A few people thought I was a prick for it, but, well, her friend was HOT!
Thats my story.

Josh