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  • tranza
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    • Jun 2003
    • 57559

    #51
    Nice thread, funny ones
    I'm just a newbie.

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    • Walter Gropius
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      • Jun 2007
      • 397

      #52
      What's the difference between jam and marmalade?

      You can't marmalade your cock up a girls' arse.
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      • Adam_M
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        • Mar 2006
        • 3800

        #53
        Originally posted by Walter Gropius
        What's the difference between jam and marmalade?

        You can't marmalade your cock up a girls' arse.
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        • Walter Gropius
          Confirmed User
          • Jun 2007
          • 397

          #54
          Sorry for the bad grammar in my last post. By means of apology, here's another awful joke...

          What's the biggest cause of paedophilia in the US?

          Sexy kids.
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          • NoComments
            Confirmed User
            • Jan 2005
            • 4957

            #55
            Two old women got together, Jewish and Italian.

            Jewish woman - I live in nursing home, I have my own apartment, every night after dinner my boyfriend comes to me.

            Italian woman - and?

            Jewish woman - we go to my bedroom.

            Italian woman - and?

            Jewish woman - we sit on my bed and sing the Jewish songs.

            Italian woman - I live in nursing home too, I have my own apartment too, every night after dinner my boyfriend comes to me too.

            Jewish woman - and?

            Italian woman - we go to my bedroom.

            Jewish woman - and?


            Italian woman - we get in my bed and fuck because we don't know any Jewish songs.
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