Last night I took a turd out on a date...

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • CurrentlySober
    Too lazy to wipe my ass
    • Aug 2002
    • 38944

    #1

    Events Last night I took a turd out on a date...

    A real actual turd - Fecal matter - Not an ugly girl...

    First off we went to the cinema, sat together and watched a movie. Then, we went on to a bar for drinks and a bite to eat. The turd enjoyed it, because it got even larger !

    Finally, we both went back to my place, where we got into bed together, and after some fooling around, I drifted off to sleep, and we both slept closely together all night...

    Then in the morning....

    ...


    ...


    ...


    ...


    ...


    ...


    ...


    ...


    ...


    ...


    ....

    OK, So I'm a sick fuck you are thinking? I'm making it all up? Well NO and NO. I'm NOT sick and I'm being truthful ! And what's more, I bet you have done it too !

    Because, to continue the story, in the morning...

    I sat on the toilet, let the turd out and flushed it away !

    It had been inside me all the time and it's just you sick twisted imaginations that made this sweet story of me having a nice night out and a good night's sleep into some kinda sick perverted fantasy !

    Really, what is it with you guys and poo? Are we like all 12 again? No, we are grown adults so why not try acting like it from time to time? I despair...


    👁️ 👍️ 💩
  • HairyChick
    Slowly dying
    • Sep 2012
    • 3091

    #2
    *hangs up the phone and stops calling the loony bin*

    I looked up pooporn.com for you but someone else has it already.
    *****************************************
    Anti-Semites have Small Penis Syndrome. The only known treatment is electroshock therapy combined with cerebellum removal. Fortunately, it’s a tiny procedure.
    *****************************************

    Comment

    Working...