Have you ever sneezed and farted at the same time???

**brassmonkey** · 05-17-2009, 05:14 PM

too much info hehehe

**mikeyddddd** · 05-17-2009, 05:15 PM

Bless you

**$5 submissions** · 05-17-2009, 05:17 PM

For some reason, the thread title reminds me of this Family Guy scene:

**Iron Fist** · 05-17-2009, 05:28 PM

Check for skids...

**NextBigTube** · 05-17-2009, 05:42 PM

no, i haven't snarted. Hope to do soon.

**Jman** · 05-17-2009, 05:44 PM

I love to have 3-4 sneezes in a row, it's almost like a quick acide trip with the amount of brain cell you blow sneezing... but mix that with the release of a fart and voila... You just made poetry ;-)

**Deej** · 05-17-2009, 05:54 PM

sneeze puke shart cough

Top that!!!

Si · 05-17-2009, 06:05 PM

i've burp hickup farted before.

that was pretty wierd.

**Jman** · 05-17-2009, 06:07 PM

Originally posted by mobilefun1987

i've burp hickup farted before.

that was pretty wierd.

Noice...
'

Sorry Deej, the puke factor doesn't appeal to me.

**Deej** · 05-17-2009, 06:49 PM

Originally posted by Jean-Francois

Noice...
'

Sorry Deej, the puke factor doesn't appeal to me.

Wasnt appealing to me either.

Was a bad day

**rowan** · 05-17-2009, 09:44 PM

Try farting when you're out for a jog... bonus points if you can space them. putt-putt-putt-putt

Then try to continue running when you're laughing about it

**WWC** · 05-17-2009, 10:02 PM

hahahaha...thats sounds so funny

**BusterBunny** · 05-17-2009, 10:11 PM

Originally posted by sharphead

Check for skids...

**CaptainWolfy** · 05-17-2009, 10:26 PM

Originally posted by mikeyddddd

Bless you

looool

**alohaltd** · 05-18-2009, 02:15 AM

i'm trying but i can't

**seeandsee** · 05-18-2009, 02:48 AM

Originally posted by Jean-Francois

Damn, what a release

**StaceyJo** · 05-18-2009, 06:02 AM

Huh?! That's funny to think.

**John-ACWM** · 05-18-2009, 07:21 AM

weird but funny

**Jman** · 05-18-2009, 07:23 AM

Originally posted by rowan

Try farting when you're out for a jog... bonus points if you can space them. putt-putt-putt-putt

Then try to continue running when you're laughing about it

LMAO or when you do revers crunches with your trainer cheering you out, and you start doing putt-putt-putt-putt's

**Nicky** · 05-18-2009, 07:26 AM

Originally posted by rowan

Try farting when you're out for a jog... bonus points if you can space them. putt-putt-putt-putt

Then try to continue running when you're laughing about it

**mineistaken** · 05-18-2009, 10:05 AM

no I did not

**MindWaste** · 05-18-2009, 10:07 AM

Try a anurism and a heart attack.. i couldent walk for a week.

**Tom_PM** · 05-18-2009, 10:10 AM

Reminds me of an old playboy cartoon about a guy in a hospital bed with a crazy look on his face with a doctor over him explaining to a nurse, "he experienced cuming and going at the same time."

**MindWaste** · 05-18-2009, 10:24 AM

Originally posted by PR_Tom

Reminds me of an old playboy cartoon about a guy in a hospital bed with a crazy look on his face with a doctor over him explaining to a nurse, "he experienced cuming and going at the same time."

you mean peeing to?? i thought that was impossable.

**Tom_PM** · 05-18-2009, 10:27 AM

Originally posted by MindWaste

you mean peeing to?? i thought that was impossable.

yeah, I think thats why it was just a cartoon, lol.

Have you ever sneezed and farted at the same time???

Have you ever sneezed and farted at the same time???

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