You know you have been in porn to long when...

**woj** · 05-17-2009, 07:06 AM

**MediaGuy** · 05-17-2009, 07:10 AM

Then there's when the chick on the phone tells you she's giving herself a facial.

How the fuck?

:D

**Kristian** · 05-17-2009, 07:59 AM

Originally posted by MediaGuy

Then there's when the chick on the phone tells you she's giving herself a facial.

How the fuck?

:D

oh fuck i loled

**kane** · 05-17-2009, 10:25 AM

Originally posted by MediaGuy

Then there's when the chick on the phone tells you she's giving herself a facial.

How the fuck?

:D

LOL

I also like it when people refer to booze as "adult beverages." I immediately wonder if they are naked.

**papagmp** · 05-17-2009, 11:52 PM

When someone texts you that they're tied up ATM and you picture a bondage ass-to-mouth scene.

**cam_girls** · 05-18-2009, 12:46 AM

I went to a bookstore and there was a section WATERSPORTS and I'm thinking WTF?

**CurrentlySober** · 05-18-2009, 01:21 AM

When you spend all day typing 'I like Poo...' on an adult webmaster board?

**voa** · 05-18-2009, 01:24 AM

haha yes you are right :D

**CunningStunt** · 05-18-2009, 01:59 AM

I can't spell milk anymore without getting it wrong.

**Bossman** · 05-18-2009, 02:02 AM

When you start to notice the interior decorating in porn movies

**seeandsee** · 05-18-2009, 02:56 AM

you need a break

**CarlosTheGaucho** · 05-18-2009, 02:59 AM

Yeah, I saw a hairdresser and cosmetics saloon in NYC and they had there in huge writing something like
"FREE FACIALS every saturday!"

At first I thought it's Juicy's joint.

LOL

**pornguy** · 05-18-2009, 05:28 AM

When checking out a woman IN CLOTHES is hot.

**michel** · 05-18-2009, 05:41 AM

Originally posted by MediaGuy

Then there's when the chick on the phone tells you she's giving herself a facial.

How the fuck?

:D

they squirt these days

**StaceyJo** · 05-18-2009, 05:54 AM

Nice one.

**Sarah_Jayne** · 05-18-2009, 06:39 AM

When you see grannies and think 'hey, I could sell you'.

**Cyandin** · 05-18-2009, 06:46 AM

Originally posted by Sarah_MaxCash

When you see grannies and think 'hey, I could sell you'.

Very nice!

**Sosa** · 05-18-2009, 06:53 AM

Originally posted by pornguy

When checking out a woman IN CLOTHES is hot.

Same here

**MrHits** · 05-18-2009, 07:06 AM

I was walking through borders looking for a Cisco networking book when I saw another book that said:

"Her first PIMP"

I was... WTF, then I read it again and it said:

"Head first PMP"

:-( its been a long 12.5 years...

**MrHits** · 05-18-2009, 07:07 AM

Ohh... And I'll never look at an ATM machine the same way again.

**AsianDivaGirlsWebDude** · 05-18-2009, 07:16 AM

You know you have been in porn to long when...

...you are getting a 15 minute lap dance from a hottie who is grinding her tushy into your crotch, while watching Game 7 of the NBA Playoffs, and you get more excited when a player "drains one from downtown."

True story from yesterday...

ADG

**Mrs F.U.B.A.R.** · 05-18-2009, 07:25 AM

Originally posted by cam_girls

I went to a bookstore and there was a section WATERSPORTS and I'm thinking WTF?

I suppose it would depend on what type of bookstore it was

**Iron Fist** · 05-18-2009, 07:29 AM

Originally posted by pornguy

When checking out a woman IN CLOTHES is hot.

BINGO.... seriously!

**GatorB** · 05-18-2009, 07:29 AM

These make me smile when I see them on the shelf.

**HookUPcom** · 05-18-2009, 08:19 AM

great thread.
Yes, all alive and corrupt in my head.
.

**MaDalton** · 05-18-2009, 08:47 AM

Originally posted by GatorB

These make me smile when I see them on the shelf.

lol

ATM and DP gets me all the time too

**Tom_PM** · 05-18-2009, 09:00 AM

"You know you have been in porn to long when... "
... you can remember a thread like this from maybe 8 years ago, then 5years ago, then a couple of years ago.

;)

**Mrs F.U.B.A.R.** · 05-18-2009, 09:08 AM

Originally posted by MediaGuy

Then there's when the chick on the phone tells you she's giving herself a facial.

How the fuck?

:D

those darn Trannies

**JenniDahling** · 05-18-2009, 09:13 AM

This thread is awesome and so very true.

**MediaGuy** · 05-18-2009, 10:26 AM

Originally posted by Bossman

When you start to notice the interior decorating in porn movies

Guilty.

Originally posted by Sarah_MaxCash

When you see grannies and think 'hey, I could sell you'.

Guilty.

Actually I tend to do this with a lot of women who are "innocent bystanders" and not in the biz... just because they aren't lol. "If she only knew how much $$$ she's worth..." lol

The "watersports" thing is bad too. I remember a dad talking about his son's aqua sports abilities and just ... smiling at him. If he only knew what his words were twisting into in my head. He'd have punched me.

:D

**Persius** · 05-18-2009, 10:39 AM

Originally posted by GatorB

These make me smile when I see them on the shelf.

**Sly** · 05-18-2009, 10:46 AM

Whenever I see or hear ATM I laugh... I can't help it.

**Vicious_B** · 05-18-2009, 11:06 AM

I swear people keep saying blow job in random conversations. Also now when I say "she should suck dick for a living" I mean it.

**tranza** · 05-18-2009, 11:28 AM

That's for sure man...I think you are right! haahaha

**96ukssob** · 05-18-2009, 11:29 AM

Originally posted by Sly

Whenever I see or hear ATM I laugh... I can't help it.

**papagmp** · 05-18-2009, 02:02 PM

When you can tell what country a video was shot in by the electrical plugs on the wall.

**Marcus Aurelius** · 05-18-2009, 02:07 PM

I'm guilty of the "clothed women" syndrome as well.

**PantieZ** · 05-18-2009, 02:13 PM

Originally posted by pornguy

When checking out a woman IN CLOTHES is hot.

Originally posted by Sosa

Same here

Originally posted by sharphead

BINGO.... seriously!

and i thought i am the only one .... duh

**MaDalton** · 05-18-2009, 02:17 PM

Originally posted by papagmp

When you can tell what country a video was shot in by the electrical plugs on the wall.

ahahahaa - yeah. and when you know it's from Russia cause the carpet is on the wall and not on the floor - lol

**V_RocKs** · 05-18-2009, 02:33 PM

I have been around new groups of people that assumed I was gay because I didn't go gaga over some naked boobs being flashed on the dance floor...

In my mind I am usually thinking, those tits suck. I have seen much better... I wonder if I should suggest a good plastic surgeon.

**GatorB** · 05-18-2009, 02:39 PM

Originally posted by papagmp

When you can tell what country a video was shot in by the electrical plugs on the wall.

When you can tell who a star is by their pussy.

**Big Red Machine** · 05-18-2009, 04:36 PM

Great thread

**PersianKitty** · 05-18-2009, 04:49 PM

You know you've been in porn too long when you see a billboard that says

"Moving at lightspeed"

and your first thought is

"When did Steve start advertising on billboards?"

**Sarah_Jayne** · 05-19-2009, 03:48 AM

Originally posted by MediaGuy

Guilty.

Guilty.

Actually I tend to do this with a lot of women who are "innocent bystanders" and not in the biz... just because they aren't lol. "If she only knew how much $$$ she's worth..." lol

The "watersports" thing is bad too. I remember a dad talking about his son's aqua sports abilities and just ... smiling at him. If he only knew what his words were twisting into in my head. He'd have punched me.

:D

When I was first getting into the industry, I was still working as a travel agent. When I sold package vacations to Mexico they brochures always said 'price includes water sports'. I always had a hard time not laughing.

**bizarrejan** · 05-19-2009, 03:50 AM

Originally posted by Bossman

When you start to notice the interior decorating in porn movies

know the feeling lol

**Bossman** · 05-19-2009, 07:17 AM

Originally posted by bizarrejan

know the feeling lol

For those that suffer with us... 70s Danish Interior Design Porno Style

http://musselsoppansvanner.blogspot....rno-style.html

**Vicious_B** · 05-19-2009, 07:35 AM

Originally posted by Bossman

For those that suffer with us... 70s Danish Interior Design Porno Style

http://musselsoppansvanner.blogspot....rno-style.html

This is a slightly disturbing expression

**Mrs F.U.B.A.R.** · 05-19-2009, 08:07 AM

Originally posted by PersianKitty

You know you've been in porn too long when you see a billboard that says

"Moving at lightspeed"

and your first thought is

"When did Steve start advertising on billboards?"

wait.... Steve's not using billboards???

**Hazlewood** · 05-19-2009, 08:17 AM

or when you are with your friends and the porn topic comes up, everybody including their wives or girlfriends immediately look at you. All you can do is grin. lol

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