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  • AssPirate
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2006
    • 2135

    #1

    Because I felt like posting this...

    Sometimes, a guy just needs some alone time to reconnect. Then there are times when we just want to get some satisfaction without having to seduce and take our time pleasing someone else. And so, I introduce to you masturbation techniques.

    1- The cold climax
    Masturbate as you normally would, but when you feel the sensation of ejaculation coming on, grab hold of some ice cubes or crushed ice with the other hand, then continue masturbating to completion. The feeling of cold in one hand, heat in the other, and the sensation of ejaculating will enhance the experience.

    2- Rings around your penis
    Cover both your hands with lube, and form a ring with your thumb and forefinger. Place it around the base of your penis. Slide the ring up to the base of the glans (where the head starts). Now form a ring with the fingers on your other hand and do the same thing. Keep stroking with one ring at a time until you climax.

    3- The palm rubber
    Once you're erect, place some lube on the inside of one hand, and rather than rub your penis with your hand, keep rubbing the tip of your penis against the palm of your hand to orgasm.

    4- The ball holder
    The next time you're masturbating and feel as though you're about to ejaculate, put your other hand over your scrotum and lightly squeeze nd pull it down (or more aggressively, if you like that sort of thing). That way, you get to feel your semen traveling through your body, making it's way to the exit.

    5- The gentle tap
    Although you have to have a sensitive penis for this to work effectively, this will at least demonstrate that you don't if it doesn't work. Keep your underwear on and make yourself erect. Once you're at your fullest erectness, tap the tip of your penis with the tips of your fingers. It should take somewhat longer than usual for you to reach climax but when you do, oh
    yeah...

    6- Screw your hand
    While standing, twist your lubed-up hand (whichever you're most comfortable using) so that your thumb is against your belly button. Wrap your hand around your penis and, rather than stroke with your hand, move your pelvis to pump in and out of your hand. It'll make you feel like you're actually penetrating a vagina. Okay, maybe not.

    7- The plastic bag
    In your bedroom (or someone else's if you wish), fill a plastic sandwich bag with petroleum jelly and put your erect penis in the bag, squishing the jelly so
    that your entire penis is covered. Then, place your penis, still in the bag, between the mattress and the box spring. Pump in and out to orgasm. The
    best part? No mess. that poor chicken

    And there you have it. Seven ways for seven days...not in a row, of course.

    Until next time, spank and choke that sucker to perfection.
  • UFGators2007
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2007
    • 1739

    #2
    Or I could go fuck my girl. Thanks!
    "I use the Google to pull up maps."

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    • seeandsee
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      • Mar 2006
      • 50945

      #3
      Originally posted by UFGators2007
      Or I could go fuck my girl. Thanks!
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      • RenegadeCash Mark
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        • Apr 2008
        • 1002

        #4
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        • LauraLee
          Confirmed User
          • Sep 2003
          • 3821

          #5
          The Stranger- Sit on your hand until it gets numb. Masturbate with said hand.

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          • Iron Fist
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Dec 2006
            • 23400

            #6
            Originally posted by LauraLee
            The Stranger- Sit on your hand until it gets numb. Masturbate with said hand.
            i like waffles

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            • AssPirate
              Confirmed User
              • Aug 2006
              • 2135

              #7
              bump for wanking!

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              • EllaBlack
                Confirmed User
                • Apr 2009
                • 531

                #8
                Truly an artform
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                • Si
                  Such Fun!
                  • Feb 2008
                  • 13900

                  #9
                  thanks for the tips!

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                  • Yen_HerbalRevenue
                    Confirmed User
                    • Mar 2009
                    • 816

                    #10
                    This is most awesome.


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                    • HookUPcom
                      Confirmed User
                      • Sep 2008
                      • 1235

                      #11
                      that's romantic.

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                      • Darkcrni
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jun 2007
                        • 1704

                        #12
                        Last time i had this much fun was when my girl brokeup with me!
                        This is funny sht!

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                        • CaptainHowdy
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Dec 2004
                          • 94102

                          #13
                          That's just too elaborated for me...

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                          • mOrrI
                            It's over there...
                            • Nov 2004
                            • 4208

                            #14
                            Good for ya!

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