TOP TIP: Next time you are in jail, and about to be raped...

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  • CurrentlySober
    Too lazy to wipe my ass
    • Aug 2002
    • 38938
    #1

    Content TOP TIP: Next time you are in jail, and about to be raped...

    Simply prepare by fashioning a shiv out of a small toothbrush, and inserting it up your ass, blunt end first. When they penetrate you, they will get a nasty surprise and soon learn not to do that to you (Or anyone) again...

    You're Welcome


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    • pimpmaster9000
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Dec 2011
      • 26732
      #2
      or simply avoid US government buildings
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        • HairyChick
          Slowly dying
          • Sep 2012
          • 3091
          #3
          Ouch!! I like it ��������������

          But the smart inmate will check first by sticking his fist up the butt and seeing if it hurts him. If it does, it’s worth the pain!
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            • CaptainHowdy
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Dec 2004
              • 94725
              #4
              No heterosexual male knows how to perfectly harbor a toothbrush, of any size, inside his ass.

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                • CurrentlySober
                  Too lazy to wipe my ass
                  • Aug 2002
                  • 38938
                  #5
                  Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                  No heterosexual male knows how to perfectly harbor a toothbrush, of any size, inside his ass.


                  Prison toothbrushes are very small...

                  Source: Personal experience...


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