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  • Matt 26z
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2002
    • 18481
    #1

    You have a micro penis and god offers to help you out

    You have a micro penis and god offers you the choice of two things; an 8.5 inch upgrade or $100,000 cash. What do you pick?
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    • Struggle4Bucks
      Sieg Hi!
      • May 2011
      • 3615
      #2
      I take the cash; pay for the upgrade myself in Some shithole and spend the rest on hookers
      Half troll half amazing!

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        • Cyber Fucker
          Hmm
          • Sep 2005
          • 12642
          #3
          Don't worry, the size is not everything that matters.

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            • ianmoone332000
              Confirmed User
              • Jun 2014
              • 1706
              #4
              Screw that i take the cock. Lucky if the best surgeon in the world could add an inch or 2. Imagine how bad havinga 1 inch penis would actually be. The anxiety and worry throughout your life is not worth 100k imo
              Still the best money making live cam site in the world

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                • CurrentlySober
                  Too lazy to wipe my ass
                  • Aug 2002
                  • 38944
                  #5
                  Can I get a 4 inch upgrade, and $50,000 instead please?

                  That way I would not be skint anymore, & Id still have an inch more on my cock than I do now...


                  👁️ 👍️ 💩

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                    • Grapesoda
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Jul 2003
                      • 46234
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Matt 26z
                      You have a micro penis and god offers you the choice of two things; an 8.5 inch upgrade or $100,000 cash. What do you pick?
                      only guys care about cock size for the most part

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                        • Grapesoda
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Jul 2003
                          • 46234
                          #7
                          Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                          Can I get a 4 inch upgrade, and $50,000 instead please?

                          That way I would not be skint anymore, & Id still have an inch more on my cock than I do now...
                          perfect

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                            • CaptainHowdy
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Dec 2004
                              • 94008
                              #8
                              I'll be just in awe to see there is actually a God . . .

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