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  • PornMD
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    • Jan 2007
    • 9291

    #1

    Actual people names that make you laugh

    Ran into someone named Minnie Berger on Twitter which made me laugh. Thinking back to when I had the day job in the RE appraisal industry, the two names that made me laugh the most were Johnny Beans (a WOMAN even) and a Randy Semen (yes, even spelled that way!). What are some that you've run across?
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  • Lycanthrope
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    • Jan 2004
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    #2
    I honestly knew a Michael Hunt. He never did use "Mike" again after that Porky's movie.
    There was a Barb Wier or Weir (but pronounced Wire) in high school.
    My friend's wife worked for the school board and she always came home with some good names... most notably the brothers lemongello and orangello (lemon jello, orange jello) I knew a Richard Ramirez, we had fun with that...

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    • Calico Jack
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      • Jul 2004
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      #3
      In high school one of the home economics (cooking) teachers was Miss Quiche and one of the agiculture teachers was Mr Lamb. I have also met someone with the name Richard (Dick) Head. What were his parents thinking???

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      • PornMD
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        • Jan 2007
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        #4
        Originally posted by Calico Jack
        In high school one of the home economics (cooking) teachers was Miss Quiche and one of the agiculture teachers was Mr Lamb. I have also met someone with the name Richard (Dick) Head. What were his parents thinking???
        Ah yea, lol...I think one of my friends once said he had an uncle named Richard Head...that'd be impossible to live with. Hell, Head as last name is bad enough with toilet commonly referred to as the head, lol.

        I remember in high school one of my Spanish teachers was pregnant and had told the class what she was going to name her upcoming son, and thank god for her that she was a high school teacher because us high school boys figured out immediately that her son's initials were going to be ASS, lol.
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        • fris
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          • Aug 2002
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          #5
          guy at our school's name was harry dicks
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          • nosey
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            • Feb 2003
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            #6
            Originally posted by fris
            guy at our school's name was harry dicks

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            • Jack Frost
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              • Aug 2005
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              #7
              There's a guy at a recruitment agencycalled Richard Weed.
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              • anna28s
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                • Sep 2006
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                #8
                Peter Anus

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                • tabasco
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                  • Jul 2006
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                  #9
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                  • Roby
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                    • Nov 2004
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by anna28s
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                    • CDSmith
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                      #11
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                      • martinsc
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by fris
                        guy at our school's name was harry dicks
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                        • SexualDragon
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                          • Aug 2006
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                          #13
                          I have know a couple of people with the last name of butt and fag
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                          • JA$ON
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                            • Aug 2007
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                            #14
                            Had a client yrs ago named Ronald McDonald. I tried to call him Ron so I wouldnt laugh when I asked for him by name, but he and his secretary always corected me. I think he knew it made people chuckle and he dug it

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                            • Hank_Heartland
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                              #15
                              I knew a guy name Herb Faggot...was always hard to keep a straight face when he was called on in a meeting
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                              • candyflip
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                                • Jul 2002
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by fris
                                guy at our school's name was harry dicks
                                I went to school with two girls and their dad's name was Harry Dick.

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                                • John-ACWM
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                                  #17
                                  LOL harry dicks,who can pronounce that with a serious face

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                                  • CDSmith
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                                    #18
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                                    • fris
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                                      • Aug 2002
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                                      #19
                                      also a kid at our school I played on the baseball team with was named david hore (pronounced whore). and his mom was the secretary, always funny calling her mrs. whore.
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                                      • Bored
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                                        #20
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                                        • Agent 488
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                                          • Feb 2006
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                                          #21
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                                          • TyroneGoldberg
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                                            • Sep 2007
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                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by John-ACWM
                                            LOL harry dicks,who can pronounce that with a serious face


                                            that's got to be tough as a kid.

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                                            • Scott McD
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                                                • Babaganoosh
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                                                  #25
                                                  Jeffery Faggot (seriously, was a hospital administrator)
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                                                  The old NASCAR driver named Dick Trickle always cracked me up.
                                                  I like pie.

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                                                  • prezzz
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                                                    #26

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                                                    • st0ned
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                                                      #27
                                                      I went to school with a Michael Hunt, of course everyone called him Mike. Mike Hunt = My Cunt.
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                                                      • JD
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                                                        #28
                                                        Dick Army

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                                                        • CrazyHunk
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                                                          #29
                                                          I heard this name once. sukhdeep

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                                                          • Manowar
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by prezzz

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                                                            • Quagmire
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                                                              #31
                                                              I used to send documents to a lady in Victoria BC. Her name was Joy Hole.\
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                                                              • PornMD
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                                                                • Jan 2007
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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Babaganoosh
                                                                Phillip McCann
                                                                LOL had to say it to understand it but that's a good one. Dick Trickle's a good one too.

                                                                Originally posted by John-ACWM
                                                                LOL harry dicks,who can pronounce that with a serious face
                                                                Given how many people are last name Cox, there's gotta be a bunch of Harry Cox around.
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                                                                • D Ghost
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  LOL @ Stu Pidass and Willie Stroker haha

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                                                                  • Horny Joe
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Some norwegian military men went to USA for some excercise.. It was lt. Ås (mean "hill") and lt. Sørås (neans south hill), perfectly normal norwegian names. When called for on the speaker system at the aiport they had now become Mr. Ass and Mr. Soarass!
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                                                                    • CyberHustler
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                                                                      #35
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