Kate Upton is my free pass. My wife and I both have one. If I ever have the chance to have sex with Kate Upton I am allowed to have at it, no questions asked. (My original free pass was Cindy Crawford, and I actually got to meet her once.) I've been a huge Kate Upton fan for years. Yum.
My wife's free pass is Pierce Brosnan. (Whatever.)
Kate Upton is my free pass. My wife and I both have one. If I ever have the chance to have sex with Kate Upton I am allowed to have at it, no questions asked. (My original free pass was Cindy Crawford, and I actually got to meet her once.) I've been a huge Kate Upton fan for years. Yum.
My wife's free pass is Pierce Brosnan. (Whatever.)
You are setting your standards too high, the free pass should be the hot babe down the street..
In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.
Kate Upton is my free pass. My wife and I both have one. If I ever have the chance to have sex with Kate Upton I am allowed to have at it, no questions asked. (My original free pass was Cindy Crawford, and I actually got to meet her once.) I've been a huge Kate Upton fan for years. Yum.
My wife's free pass is Pierce Brosnan. (Whatever.)
I knew about Kate Upton of course, but never knew she posed in this plane. That's so cool, so nerdy and so sexy at the same time that dammit YES I will have sex with her if she asks. Maybe twice if we can do it in the Vomit Comet.
I can't work with those little boy hips. I'll still fuck her because she's beautiful from the waist up, but I'm wishing all that breast meat was shifted to her lower half.
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