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Old 03-28-2019, 10:39 AM  
crockett
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Originally Posted by Rochard View Post
How could you NOT know about these?

Kate Upton is my free pass. My wife and I both have one. If I ever have the chance to have sex with Kate Upton I am allowed to have at it, no questions asked. (My original free pass was Cindy Crawford, and I actually got to meet her once.) I've been a huge Kate Upton fan for years. Yum.

My wife's free pass is Pierce Brosnan. (Whatever.)

You are setting your standards too high, the free pass should be the hot babe down the street..
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