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  • mule
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2002
    • 6085

    #1

    The cause of red hair

    After their red-headed baby was born, the panicked father went to see the Obstetrician.
    'Doctor,' the man said, 'I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair.
    She can't possibly be mine!!'

    'Nonsense,' the doctor said. 'Even though you and your wife both have black hair,
    one of your ancestors may have contributed red hair to the gene pool.'

    'It isn't possible,' the man insisted. 'This can't be, our families
    on both sides had jet-black hair for generations.'

    'Well,' said the doctor, 'let me ask you this. How often do you have sex??? '

    The man seemed a bit ashamed. 'I've been working very hard for the past year.
    We only made love once or twice every few months.'

    'Well, there you have it!' The doctor said confidently.

    'It's rust.'
    Converting like a mofo
  • Manowar
    jellyfish  
    • Dec 2003
    • 71528

    #2
    hahah, i was expecting the punchline to be another guy

    nice one

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    • raven1083
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2007
      • 7687

      #3
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      • martinsc
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Jun 2005
        • 27043

        #4
        hahaha
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        • mule
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2002
          • 6085

          #5
          Originally posted by Manowar
          hahah, i was expecting the punchline to be another guy

          nice one
          hehe yep, my favorite type of joke is the one that puts you entirely on the wrong track at first.
          Here's another:

          In a park in the center of the city is a statue of a young girl and a young boy,
          naked, reaching out yearningly for one another, but just not quite touching.
          An angel flies over the city every day, and every day sees this couple,
          reaching out for one another but just not quite touching,
          and feels very sorry for them. So one day the angel brings the two to life, and says:

          "For a hundred years I've seen you two reaching out to one another
          but just not quite touching. My powers are limited, I can give you half an hour only,
          but in that half-hour you can do whatever you've been wanting to do
          this past hundred years."

          The young couple gleefully jumps down from the pedestal and dives
          straight into the busshes next to it. There is much scuffling,
          flapping, heaving and panting, and fifteen minutes later they emerge,
          beaming with happiness and satisfaction, and climb back onto their pedestal.

          "Did you enjoy that?", asks the angel.

          "Oh yes. it was awesome!", they reply.

          "Well, you still have 15 minutes". says the angel. Don't you want to do it again?"

          "Yes!". the girl says to the boy, excitedly. "Let's do it again!
          Only this time YOU hold the pigeon, and then I'll shit on its head!"
          Converting like a mofo

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          • red-xxx
            Confirmed User
            • Mar 2006
            • 112

            #6
            Originally posted by mule
            After their red-headed baby was born, the panicked father went to see the Obstetrician.
            'Doctor,' the man said, 'I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair.
            She can't possibly be mine!!'

            'Nonsense,' the doctor said. 'Even though you and your wife both have black hair,
            one of your ancestors may have contributed red hair to the gene pool.'

            'It isn't possible,' the man insisted. 'This can't be, our families
            on both sides had jet-black hair for generations.'

            'Well,' said the doctor, 'let me ask you this. How often do you have sex??? '

            The man seemed a bit ashamed. 'I've been working very hard for the past year.
            We only made love once or twice every few months.'

            'Well, there you have it!' The doctor said confidently.

            'It's rust.'
            HaHaHa just don't give up the day job!

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            • Bojangles
              Confirmed User
              • Apr 2007
              • 5419

              #7
              Hahahahaha

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              • John-ACWM
                Work Work Work
                • Nov 2008
                • 20060

                #8
                Thanks for the laughs

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                • _Richard_
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Oct 2006
                  • 30989

                  #9
                  hahaha good one

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                  • _Richard_
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Oct 2006
                    • 30989

                    #10
                    Originally posted by mule
                    hehe yep, my favorite type of joke is the one that puts you entirely on the wrong track at first.
                    Here's another:

                    In a park in the center of the city is a statue of a young girl and a young boy,
                    naked, reaching out yearningly for one another, but just not quite touching.
                    An angel flies over the city every day, and every day sees this couple,
                    reaching out for one another but just not quite touching,
                    and feels very sorry for them. So one day the angel brings the two to life, and says:

                    "For a hundred years I've seen you two reaching out to one another
                    but just not quite touching. My powers are limited, I can give you half an hour only,
                    but in that half-hour you can do whatever you've been wanting to do
                    this past hundred years."

                    The young couple gleefully jumps down from the pedestal and dives
                    straight into the busshes next to it. There is much scuffling,
                    flapping, heaving and panting, and fifteen minutes later they emerge,
                    beaming with happiness and satisfaction, and climb back onto their pedestal.

                    "Did you enjoy that?", asks the angel.

                    "Oh yes. it was awesome!", they reply.

                    "Well, you still have 15 minutes". says the angel. Don't you want to do it again?"

                    "Yes!". the girl says to the boy, excitedly. "Let's do it again!
                    Only this time YOU hold the pigeon, and then I'll shit on its head!"

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                    • Rochard
                      Jägermeister Test Pilot
                      • Dec 2001
                      • 75761

                      #11
                      Both of those were great.....
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                      Brooklyn, NY

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                      • u-Bob
                        there's no $$$ in porn
                        • Jul 2005
                        • 33063

                        #12
                        hehe

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