Ummm, perhaps you didn't notice but our new President is a brutha.
Gubment cheese has been upgraded to cheddar.
Why not American cheese you ask? Because he (and we) all hate America.
And your betters.
Hey, while you're trying to hide your bitterness at amounting to nothing, keep in mind that I recognize exactly what you are and every time I think of it, I laugh.
I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.
Hey, while you're trying to hide your bitterness at amounting to nothing, keep in mind that I recognize exactly what you are and every time I think of it, I laugh.
Just knowing that you take time out of your day to think of me gives me a throbbing erection.
Hey, while you're trying to hide your bitterness at amounting to nothing, keep in mind that I recognize exactly what you are and every time I think of it, I laugh.
BTW, I just made this thread because I saw this headline on the TV that was playing fox news while I was at the gym today.
Headline was "Goodbye Capitalism?"
And then Dick Morris was on, and I don't know what they were talking about because the captions weren't on and I was listening to my ipod, but the marquee at the bottom said things like
"Morris: Under Obama, CO's will no longer operate in the interest of their shareholders or employees"
"Morris: Under Obama, companies will be run by bureaucrats in Washington"
and I'm thinking WTF?
Obama's been in office like 4 months now, he hasn't even gotten started yet. If they're crying socialism over the stuff that's happening now, what the hell are they going to say when health care reform passes? or card check? or anything else?
Poor bastards must just be out of ideas. They've been trying to play the socialist card since October, and it still hasn't even nicked Obama. Republicans may be going the way of the Whigs.
Except universal health care will never pass here, so sorry to burst your bubble. I bet you also think we're going to do away with the dollar and use gold as currency.
Thanks for the confirmation that you don't understand irony, sarcasm, or parody.
Calling you a moron somehow implies that I don't understand irony, sarcasm, and parody? Either you're full of shit(check), or you're a magical wizard that seems to draw a correlation between completely unrelated things.
Except universal health care will never pass here, so sorry to burst your bubble. I bet you also think we're going to do away with the dollar and use gold as currency.
Wow, I bet you think aliens are going to come here and eat our brains.
WTF???
I say we'll pass health care so you just assume I must think that we're getting rid of the dollar? WTF are you smoking dipshit? What does one thing have to do with another and why must you make assumptions about what I think?
Calling you a moron somehow implies that I don't understand irony, sarcasm, and parody? Either you're full of shit(check), or you're a magical wizard that seems to draw a correlation between completely unrelated things.
You mean unrelated things like health care reform and getting rid of the dollar in favor of gold?
Wow, I bet you think aliens are going to come here and eat our brains.
WTF???
I say we'll pass health care so you just assume I must think that we're getting rid of the dollar? WTF are you smoking dipshit? What does one thing have to do with another and why must you make assumptions about what I think?
Health care will pass, by Oct 15. Bet on it.
See I know you have trouble following along so I'll dumb it down for you. The arguments I have heard for A(universal healthcare), are the same arguments I hear for B(no more dollar). As in the arguments are usually related. They're brought up either by conspiracy theorists, or left wing nuts.
See I know you have trouble following along so I'll dumb it down for you. The arguments I have heard for A(universal healthcare), are the same arguments I hear for B(no more dollar). As in the arguments are usually related. They're brought up either by conspiracy theorists, or left wing nuts.
Ok well put down the crack pipe and listen.
Health care reform with universal access and a public plan that private insurers will have to compete with will pass the house and senate by Oct 15. You can bet on it.
I have never said anything about replacing the dollar with gold or anything else, nor have I read or heard anything about this from any credible news organization.
Obviously I don't have the secret conservative decoder ring that explains how health care reform and getting rid of the dollar are related and are strictly the purview of conspiracy theorists.
Health care reform with universal access and a public plan that private insurers will have to compete with will pass the house and senate by Oct 15. You can bet on it.
Unfortunately I don't bet on anything stated by a man who goes beyond his realm and intellectual capacity.
If you're right, which you won't be, you can BET on that coming from a fiscal conservative, then I'll concede. Otherwise keep dreaming.
A housewife was mixing up some brownie mix, when she accidentally spilled a box of buckshot into the bowl. It was too tough to pick it all out, so just just went ahead and baked the brownies anyway.
After dinner she served the brownies and everything seemed to go well. A few hours later however, her husband ran out of the bathroom and told his wife something was very wrong. He told her he was taking a piss, and for some reason buckshot came out. His wife laughed, and told him about the brownie mix up, and that it was okay.
A few hours later the husband and wife were in bed, when little Mikey comes running in the room all upset. Mom and Dad were certain they knew what the problem was, and Dad said "Yeah yeah we know, you were taking a piss and BBs were coming out.
Still very upset Mikey exclaimed "No no, I was jerking off and I shot the dog!"
A housewife was mixing up some brownie mix, when she accidentally spilled a box of buckshot into the bowl. It was too tough to pick it all out, so just just went ahead and baked the brownies anyway.
After dinner she served the brownies and everything seemed to go well. A few hours later however, her husband ran out of the bathroom and told his wife something was very wrong. He told her he was taking a piss, and for some reason buckshot came out. His wife laughed, and told him about the brownie mix up, and that it was okay.
A few hours later the husband and wife were in bed, when little Mikey comes running in the room all upset. Mom and Dad were certain they knew what the problem was, and Dad said "Yeah yeah we know, you were taking a piss and BBs were coming out.
Still very upset Mikey exclaimed "No no, I was jerking off and I shot the dog!"
Unfortunately I don't bet on anything stated by a man who goes beyond his realm and intellectual capacity.
If you're right, which you won't be, you can BET on that coming from a fiscal conservative, then I'll concede. Otherwise keep dreaming.
Look punk, just because Rush and Hannity tell you that liberals are stupid and conservatives are smart doesn't mean you won't get your ass owned trying to discuss issues in here.
Someone who thinks health care reform and getting rid of our national currency are interrelated really needs to be careful throwing around insults about intellectual capacity.
IF you don't think health cae reform will pass this year, then you've obviously been living under a rock and haven't kept yourself abreast of current events.
At this point even staunch conservatives in congress concede that they won't be able to stop a bill from passing, the best they'll be able to do is slightly affect the final bill through the amendment process and negotiations with the democratic leadership.
Look punk, just because Rush and Hannity tell you that liberals are stupid and conservatives are smart doesn't mean you won't get your ass owned trying to discuss issues in here.
Seeing as how I don't listen to Rush or Hannity, they can't really tell me much. No, the idea that liberals are generally stupid is from personal experience and seeing how the world has worked in the 20th century. And I WISH someone here was smart enough to own me, unfortunately your realm is porn and that's all you know.
Someone who thinks health care reform and getting rid of our national currency are interrelated really needs to be careful throwing around insults about intellectual capacity.
So much for your reading comprehension. Re-read what I wrote regarding that. I guess me getting owned isn't going to be a problem.
IF you don't think health cae reform will pass this year, then you've obviously been living under a rock and haven't kept yourself abreast of current events.
At this point even staunch conservatives in congress concede that they won't be able to stop a bill from passing, the best they'll be able to do is slightly affect the final bill through the amendment process and negotiations with the democratic leadership.
Wow, way to own me dumbshit. "If you don't think (insert position here), you're (insert insult here). Damn, this was too easy.
Bwahahahaha. Ok, I remember this dipshit now. You're the one who thought you were owning "TheDoc" in the "Limbaugh blames Obama for the swine flu" thread.
I don't have as much free time as TheDoc, so I'm going to put you on ignore. Don't worry though, I know exactly what you would say, were we to continue this argument.
Ok I think I've figured out the "can't lose GFY debate strategy" in 10 simple steps.
1) Claim that links to opinion pieces you post are actually facts
2) Claim that the other guy's links to factual pieces are opinions
3) Constantly remind the other guy that you've owned him, whether you really have or not.
4) Whenever the other guys makes a point, tell him that he has no proof.
5) If the other guy posts proof, see step #2
6) Remind the other guy that you've owned him again
7) Claim the other guy has contradicted himself, even if he hasn't
8) Remind him again how badly you're owning him
9) Try to use as many words as possible no matter how small your point. If you're calling a guy an idiot, don't just call him an idiot, call him a dumb, uneducated, moronic, idiotic idiot. Act like an autistic guy with a thesaurus.
10) Don't let the other guy forget the massive ownage
Goodbye punk. Have fun "owning" me while I'm ignoring you.
Bwahahahaha. Ok, I remember this dipshit now. You're the one who thought you were owning "TheDoc" in the "Limbaugh blames Obama for the swine flu" thread.
I don't have as much free time as TheDoc, so I'm going to put you on ignore. Don't worry though, I know exactly what you would say, were we to continue this argument.
Goodbye punk. Have fun "owning" me while I'm ignoring you.
Awww what's the matter SD? Have absolutely no argument nor anything intelligent to say you'll the route of projection and denial? Shit that's adorable man. One thing though. I DID own the Doc in every way conceivable. Again I know you're not smart enough to follow a discussion so I don't expect for you to understand this simple concept. Now go about making your nude galleries and leave the intellectual stuff to your superiors.
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