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  • newB
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2006
    • 2870
    #1

    So a horse walks into a bar...

    And the bartender says "I'm always hearing about you visiting bars, are you an alcoholic?"

    To which the horse replies "I don't think I am."

    And *POOF* the horse disappears.

    Which is really funny to those who have studied Philosophy, as Rene Descartes postulated "I think, therefore I am."

    But to explain that in advance would put Descartes before the horse.

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    • baddog
      So Fucking Banned
      • Apr 2001
      • 107089
      #2
      Oh man .

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        • 2MuchMark
          Mark of 2Much.net
          • Aug 2004
          • 50885
          #3
          Originally posted by newB
          And the bartender says "I'm always hearing about you visiting bars, are you an alcoholic?"

          To which the horse replies "I don't think I am."

          And *POOF* the horse disappears.

          Which is really funny to those who have studied Philosophy, as Rene Descartes postulated "I think, therefore I am."

          But to explain that in advance would put Descartes before the horse.

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            • CaptainHowdy
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Dec 2004
              • 94022
              #4
              Originally posted by newB
              And the bartender says "I'm always hearing about you visiting bars, are you an alcoholic?"

              To which the horse replies "I don't think I am."

              And *POOF* the horse disappears.

              Which is really funny to those who have studied Philosophy, as Rene Descartes postulated "I think, therefore I am."

              But to explain that in advance would put Descartes before the horse.
              Actually in Descartes´ view animals are more like machines . . .

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                • aimike
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                  • Apr 2017
                  • 558
                  #5
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                    • Farang
                      one sick puppy
                      • Oct 2004
                      • 11711
                      #6
                      a neutrino went through the bar...
                      fbm

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                        • nikki99
                          Supermodel
                          • Nov 2004
                          • 23072
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Farang
                          a neutrino went through the bar...
                          *poof* everyone dissapears casue the speed of light turns everyone into energy, except the neutrinos who can travel faster than speed of light
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                            • Look Chang
                              Voyeur
                              • Sep 2010
                              • 3681
                              #8
                              I can't see anything beyond my horizon, cheers...

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                                • SBJ
                                  So Fucking Fabulous
                                  • Apr 2003
                                  • 11377
                                  #9
                                  a dyslexic walks into a bra..

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                                    • Idigmygirls
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jan 2007
                                      • 498
                                      #10
                                      Groan

                                      lol
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                                        • kjs
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                                          • Jan 2014
                                          • 167
                                          #11
                                          The bartender says, "we don't serve subatomic particles in here."

                                          A neutrino walks into a bar.
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                                            • bronco67
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Dec 2006
                                              • 29026
                                              #12
                                              Why did the snail put a big "S" on the side of his race car?

                                              So when people see it they would say "look at that S car go."

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