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  • stickyfingerz
    Doin fine
    • Oct 2005
    • 24984
    #1

    Global warming, Ice age, swine flu..

    WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!

    Remember these? lol Someone just sent me this link

    - 2001 Ebola, this virus will make our bodies literally melt = certain death for everyone

    - 2002 Mad Cow Disease, this disease would cause our brains to "fry" = certain death for everyone

    - 2003 Flesh Eating Bacteria, this "superbug," also known as MRSA, has been around for years, we were all going to catch it and it will eat your skin off your body = certain death for everyone

    - 2004 SARS, everyone in Asia was wearing a surgical mask, this respiratory infection was going to be the death of us all = certain death for everyone

    - 2005 Salmonella, "don't eat the (insert food here)," is all we heard on the news = certain death for anyone who even looked at (insert food here)

    - 2006 Bird Flu, another mutated virus; Oprah, Dr. Phil, and Larry King had "experts" predicting, wait for it..... = certain death for everyone

    - 2007 West Nile Virus, mosquito-transmitted virus, we were all spraying ourselves with insect repellant, one bite from a mosquito = certain death

    - 2008 E. Coli, food-borne bacteria, "don't eat the (insert food here)," is all we heard on the news = certain death for anyone who even looked at (insert food here)

    - 2009 Swine Flu, another mutated virus = certain death for everyone

    http://www.medicinecoach.com/index.p...=875&Itemid=90
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    • alias
      aliasx
      • Apr 2001
      • 19010
      #2
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        • brassmonkey
          Pay It Forward
          • Sep 2005
          • 77390
          #3
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            • Jack Sparrow
              Almost goners..
              • May 2008
              • 11420
              #4
              The weird part is, it isnt really a flu coming from swines or?

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                • CaptainHowdy
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Dec 2004
                  • 94152
                  #5
                  We're all already dead...

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                    • AssPirate
                      Confirmed User
                      • Aug 2006
                      • 2135
                      #6
                      Happy happy joy joy!

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                        • StuartD
                          Sofa King Band
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 29903
                          #7
                          There is no reason to stock up on Tamiflu; no reason to take any "immune boosters," and no reason to run around screaming that the sky is falling.

                          (unless the White House decides to fly a huge plane over a major city or something, but that would never happen)

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                            • papill0n
                              Unregistered Abuser
                              • Oct 2007
                              • 15547
                              #8
                              It is always going to be be better to be safe than sorry.

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                                • stickyfingerz
                                  Doin fine
                                  • Oct 2005
                                  • 24984
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by RageCash-Ben
                                  It is always going to be be better to be safe than sorry.
                                  Not if it fucks with the normal flow of living.

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                                    • dyna mo
                                      just a fucking jerk
                                      • Dec 2008
                                      • 68195
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by RageCash-Ben
                                      It is always going to be be better to be safe than sorry.
                                      exactly.

                                      we'll never know if these virii would have caused more issues if the info/concern about them was not communicated around the globe.

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                                        • scottybuzz
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • May 2006
                                          • 14799
                                          #11
                                          did mad cow disease ever threaten human life? I thought it was just cows and economic reasons for farming.
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                                            • mikeyddddd
                                              Viva la vulva!
                                              • Mar 2003
                                              • 16557
                                              #12



                                              linkhotten

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                                                • pocketkangaroo
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jan 2005
                                                  • 8452
                                                  #13
                                                  Despite his dramatizations, many of those were risks that were thwarted.

                                                  Salmonella and E.Coli are food related issues that have gotten better as our standards for food preperation and cooking have gotten better. I don't know why he'd even list these. People get sick and even die from them all the time.

                                                  A lot of the others were things that had the potential to be serious pandemics. If a strain mutated into something deadlier, or became air-borne. None of his dramatizations come close to what public officials had ever said about those things. No one said heads were going to fry or everyone was going to die. The effects of quarantines, anti-virals, and other preventative measures helped curb what could have been a major pandemic. Sure the media has blown things out of proportion, but I don't think the organizations involved have. Heck, I'd much rather be safe than sorry when it comes to issues like this.

                                                  But hey, who are these world renowned doctors to argue with a pharmacist selling an e-book.

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                                                    • bbobby86
                                                      partners.sexier.com
                                                      • Jan 2007
                                                      • 11926
                                                      #14
                                                      i don`t want to die...

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                                                        • stickyfingerz
                                                          Doin fine
                                                          • Oct 2005
                                                          • 24984
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by pocketkangaroo
                                                          Despite his dramatizations, many of those were risks that were thwarted.

                                                          Salmonella and E.Coli are food related issues that have gotten better as our standards for food preperation and cooking have gotten better. I don't know why he'd even list these. People get sick and even die from them all the time.

                                                          A lot of the others were things that had the potential to be serious pandemics. If a strain mutated into something deadlier, or became air-borne. None of his dramatizations come close to what public officials had ever said about those things. No one said heads were going to fry or everyone was going to die. The effects of quarantines, anti-virals, and other preventative measures helped curb what could have been a major pandemic. Sure the media has blown things out of proportion, but I don't think the organizations involved have. Heck, I'd much rather be safe than sorry when it comes to issues like this.

                                                          But hey, who are these world renowned doctors to argue with a pharmacist selling an e-book.
                                                          Ya I mean its not like the media jumps all over a chance to exaggerate whats really going on and play on the publics fears...

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