Originally Posted by Paul Markham

And I'm certain you don't understand how bankers work. So let me explain in as simple a away as possible.

Banker. Have you ever run a paysite? Fabian. NO.

Banker. Have you ever run a Tube? Fabian. NO.

Banker. Have you ever had experience at driving traffic? Fabian. NO.

Banker. Have you ever run a large company? Fabian. NO.

Banker. What's the turnover of online porn?Fabian. I don't know, in fact no one knows because it's made up of a lot of small companies that don't issue audited accounts.

Banker. What's your previous experience in business? Fabian. I was part of a small company that wrote programs.

Banker. Where will you be located?Fabian. I will be based in Belgium with the head offices in Canada. But I have Skype and a mobile phone.

Banker. What are you putting up as surety for this loan Fabian. I haven't got anything yet, but if you give me the money something will come back as surety.

Banker. Where will our money be if it all? goes pear shapedFabian. I don't know.

Now tell us all what sort of business plan beats that? Because we would all love to know. Well at least those left not licking Mindgeek's ass.