HairyChick

... thank goodness! All those freaking commercials of buy this, buy that, save this, save that, if you love her buy this, toys toys toys, blah blah blah.

It’s hard enough being a Jew during Christmas season, feeling left out while everyone is happy and gay. They change tv schedules, stores are filled with crazy shoppers and restaurants feature strange food.

Sixty degrees and no snow. Mail delays. Christmas carols constantly on the radio and Bing Crosby/David Bowie duet isn’t classic rock.

Tomorrow is Kwanzaa, then Martin Luther’s birthday holiday, then quiet until Valentine’s Day. Chocolate hearts, overpriced cheap chocolate...

Holidays are a pain in the ass!

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Anti-Semites have Small Penis Syndrome. The only known treatment is electroshock therapy combined with cerebellum removal. Fortunately, it’s a tiny procedure.
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