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  • xxweekxx
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    • Oct 2002
    • 6780

    #1

    Haha main gets paid to have sex 72 times and fails..(pic)

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  • After Shock Media
    It's coming look busy
    • Mar 2001
    • 35299

    #2
    There is hidden ownage in that article and it not is either dude, nor the former beauty queen.

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    • WiredGuy
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      • Aug 2002
      • 34517

      #3
      hahaha, the story just got better and better.
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      • 420
        cuck
        • Mar 2003
        • 11571

        #4
        that article has a great punchline
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        • CaptainHowdy
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          • Dec 2004
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          #5
          Aaaaaaaaahahahahaha!

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          • StuartD
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            • Jul 2002
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            #6
            That's awesome
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            • mmcfadden
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              • Oct 2008
              • 5099

              #7
              didn't this story make headlines about a month ago?

              BTW... I fucked last night and could not bust a nut... I tried and tried. The last was she got on top and screamed "Fuck me mikey... how about I stick my finger up you ass"

              Still nothing... oh well. We both got really sweaty

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              • HomerSimpson
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                • Sep 2005
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                #8
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                • xxweekxx
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                  • Oct 2002
                  • 6780

                  #9
                  Originally posted by After Shock Media
                  There is hidden ownage in that article and it not is either dude, nor the former beauty queen.
                  who then?lol
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                  • Dvae
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                    • Feb 2005
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                    #10
                    .
                    .

                    Arguing with a troll is a lot like wrestling in the mud with a pig, after a couple of hours you realize the pig likes it.

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                    • xxweekxx
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                      • Oct 2002
                      • 6780

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Dvae
                      well apparently many people havent seen it including me
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                      • brassmonkey
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                        • Sep 2005
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                        #12
                        damn aint no way im paying a guy to fuck my girl
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                          • Nov 2003
                          • 32189

                          #13
                          Originally posted by After Shock Media
                          There is hidden ownage in that article and it not is either dude, nor the former beauty queen.
                          Yep. Seems like someone has a cuckold fetish in the Soupolos household.

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                          • Dvae
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                            • Feb 2005
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by xxweekxx
                            well apparently many people havent seen it including me
                            Its been posted several times in the last month.
                            Where have you been?
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                            Arguing with a troll is a lot like wrestling in the mud with a pig, after a couple of hours you realize the pig likes it.

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                            • xxweekxx
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                              • Oct 2002
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                              #15
                              working... something a lotta ppl here dont get to do :D
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                              • rowan
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                                • Mar 2002
                                • 17393

                                #16
                                If he's willing to spend $2500 for his neighbour to stick his dick in his wife why wouldn't they just do IVF?

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                                • collegeboobies
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Jul 2004
                                  • 3644

                                  #17
                                  he didnt fail to have sex... misleading title

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                                  • Manowar
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                                    • Dec 2003
                                    • 71528

                                    #18
                                    still fucking funny

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                                    • After Shock Media
                                      It's coming look busy
                                      • Mar 2001
                                      • 35299

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by rowan
                                      If he's willing to spend $2500 for his neighbour to stick his dick in his wife why wouldn't they just do IVF?
                                      Because the average cost is around 12k per cycle.

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                                      • rowan
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                                        • Mar 2002
                                        • 17393

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by After Shock Media
                                        Because the average cost is around 12k per cycle.
                                        In your neck of the woods, sure... but what about Germany?

                                        (Doesn't cost anywhere near that in AU, FWIW.)

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                                        • After Shock Media
                                          It's coming look busy
                                          • Mar 2001
                                          • 35299

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by rowan
                                          In your neck of the woods, sure... but what about Germany?

                                          (Doesn't cost anywhere near that in AU, FWIW.)
                                          OK did quick check, about 6500.00 euro's per cycle and apparently Germany is the mecca of that shit. Someone else can convert the euro to dollar for average.

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                                          • SomeCreep
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                                            • Mar 2003
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                                            #22
                                            72 times? That's like a gallon of jizz.

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                                              #23
                                              It seemed they didn't plan it out right. He should have timed when his wife got her period and consulted an OB GYN re when the optimal time for sex would be. He should then coordinate with his neighbor based on that schedule.

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                                              • Manowar
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                                                • Dec 2003
                                                • 71528

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by after shock media
                                                ok did quick check, about 6500.00 euro's per cycle and apparently germany is the mecca of that shit. Someone else can convert the euro to dollar for average.

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                                                • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
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                                                  • Jul 2006
                                                  • 20368

                                                  #25
                                                  it would have been even better if he knew he was sterile!

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                                                  • Iron Fist
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                                                    • Dec 2006
                                                    • 23400

                                                    #26
                                                    I'd give him half of the bills in cash ripped in half and give him the other half of the bills when there is conception

                                                    Problem solved.
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                                                    • GatorB
                                                      The Demon & 12clicks
                                                      • Oct 2001
                                                      • 18208

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by SomeCreep
                                                      72 times? That's like a gallon of jizz.

                                                      Actually about 12 ounces.

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                                                      • GatorB
                                                        The Demon & 12clicks
                                                        • Oct 2001
                                                        • 18208

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Angry Jew Cat
                                                        it would have been even better if he knew he was sterile!
                                                        No it was better this way because he then found out he wasn't the daddy of the 2 kids he's been raising and his wife is a whore.

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                                                        • HerPimp
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                                                          • Mar 2006
                                                          • 1197

                                                          #29
                                                          Could have just tried buying his sperm, he wanted his wife to take it.

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                                                          • ExLust
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                                                            #30
                                                            Hahahaha, nice read.

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                                                            • LoveSandra
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                                                              • Aug 2008
                                                              • 10551

                                                              #31
                                                              ahahahah..funny shit

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                                                              • BeaverJoe
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                                                                #32
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                                                                • badpuma
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  thats the funniest shit i have heard all week

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                                                                  • uno
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                                                                    • Dec 2002
                                                                    • 18450

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by mmcfadden
                                                                    didn't this story make headlines about a month ago?

                                                                    BTW... I fucked last night and could not bust a nut... I tried and tried. The last was she got on top and screamed "Fuck me mikey... how about I stick my finger up you ass"

                                                                    Still nothing... oh well. We both got really sweaty
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                                                                    • uno
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by HerPimp
                                                                      Could have just tried buying his sperm, he wanted his wife to take it.
                                                                      Totally, just turkey baster that shit.
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                                                                      • sexandcash
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Wow....that story delivers....
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                                                                        • tiger
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                                                                          • Apr 2002
                                                                          • 6986

                                                                          #37
                                                                          hahah, that was fucking great.

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                                                                          • Raf1
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                                                                            • Oct 2003
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            hehehe, that's a good story. A lot of ownage there
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                                                                            • NickB.
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              hahahahah fucking classic

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                                                                              • SleazyDream
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                                                                                • Jul 2001
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                don't live near them - seems all the guys are sterile there
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                                                                                • Drake
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                                                                                  • Mar 2003
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Makes you wonder how many guys are raising kids that aren't there own lol

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                                                                                  • Bojangles
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    hahahahahaha

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                                                                                    • Roby
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      funny story thanks !!!
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                                                                                      • tranza
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Hahahahahahahaahahhahahahaahahha
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                                                                                          • Farang
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                                                                                            #46
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                                                                                            • Serial Pervert
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              hahaha, nice story..

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                                                                                              • pornguy
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                                                                                                • Mar 2003
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                saw that a couple of days ago. Kind of funny though
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                                                                                                • AGS-17
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Funny

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                                                                                                  • Nicky
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                                                                                                    • Mar 2003
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Oh man that story had another twist to it too LOL

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