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Winner #5 Shoot me an email with your gfy username, your size and mailing addy.icq 1904905Comment
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Grats on the 25k. The main reason I want some GFY swag is the fact that I live in a town with about 10,000 churches on every corner and merely walking down the street wearing one is bound to piss off a preacher, pastor, or general douchebag so he has to go home and pray for the soul of that poor fella with the gofuckyourself gear on :-)Comment
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In almost 7 years, I've never asked for any but have always wanted some gfy swag.
If that's not good enough, I have more posts than you.
If that's not good enough, you should send it to me cause I'm me.
Oh, thought of another one... I made FfvB which makes your job easier.. sorta, kinda... people ignore each other instead of fight. That's good right??Comment
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Because I would wear it under my pimp suit for the Januarys Players Ball and if TMZ takes a pic of me, I'll open up my suit and dress shirt to show it off.
And because I helped re-invent Ice Ice Baby by making him drop the last 2 words, creating a 2.0 version of the legendary man.
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Winner #6 Shoot me an email with your size and mailing addy.In almost 7 years, I've never asked for any but have always wanted some gfy swag.
If that's not good enough, I have more posts than you.
If that's not good enough, you should send it to me cause I'm me.
Oh, thought of another one... I made FfvB which makes your job easier.. sorta, kinda... people ignore each other instead of fight. That's good right??icq 1904905Comment
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Ok here's a story:
I signed up to playboy webmasters about 2 years ago and never got round to promoting the sites,
Last month I decided I've got try to figure out my login information and start promoting the program.
I failed,
Signed up a new account and noticed there was a hosted blog. purchased the perfect domain (http://www.playboysblog.com)
And now i'm starting to build the traffic up.Comment
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Dog tags brought from Nashville to L.A. ... promise of swag made... never received.... Thats my story and Im stickin to it.
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OK, here is a wild story from my college days....hope this gets me a shirt
While attending college we did some wild and crazy things like most students did and I recall one night going out with my buddies to a strip club; we spent most of the night there and spent most of our money..... ended up leaving wanting some pussy real bad.
When we returned to the house we still carried on with the party and crazy times. About the crack of dawn, one of my buddies started to take bets on who would fuck a cantaloupe that was in the fridge.....well, I volunteered.
I took the cantaloupe, shaved off some of the Rhine and began to carve a nice tight hole into the end of the fruit. Now keep in mind I left the seeds in for a better feel in hopes of speeding up the "I have to get a nut process".
I then pinned it to the kitchen table and began to rub my cock up and down on the smooth wet juicy surface before I gave the seed infested melon a 2 ball meat injection.....a while later, I blew a load into this bad puppy and then put it back into the fridge with the hole facing the back of the drawer so my room mates would not see the hole when they woke up in the morning.....

I won 50 bucks and got a nut
You are no longer welcome in my home.Comment
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Ice, a lot of people don't know my secret, and I don't really tell many people about it, but I feel that I can trust you and I really want GFY stuff. You see, I was born with certain... well, most would call them abilities. Simply, when I focus my mind and will, I can change the past. I know, I know, it seems silly, and you're probably skeptical. But the truth of the matter is that I've already won the GFY schwag because a year from now I will use my ability to have made you award me as one of the winners in the present.
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I sometimes work for my friend's dog grooming business ( that pulls in fucking bank) when she needs an extra hand.
All of the old annoying hags come in with their little tumor infested shit-stankin ugly ass dogs, & when I wash their little shits they try to stay and yap my ear off, & ask me the stupidest questions.
I was wearing a shirt that had "SJ" on it, and this one lady asked me what it stood for, of course it stood for "Sean Jean".
Anyway, I show up wearing whatever the fuck I want since I practically own the place and dont wear those stupid little doggy aprons like all the other employees
So, if I show up wearing a shirt that has "GFY" on it, theyll ask me what it stands for and Ill tell them, "Go Fuck Yourself"
Pretty sure that would get them the fuck off my ass, and hopefully, theyll never return. We don't need anymore customers!
Seriously, true story. I pay for all my porn business expenses not from my profit but by working there , grooming peoples little shits.Comment
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I would ware it to church, while putting my arm around a priests shoulder for a picture and then whisper in his ear "you are HOT!!". Then i would post the pic on GFY.
I would also ware it to Disney Land and take a picture with Mickey Mouse.
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If given permission, by GFY, i would make my male ware a GFY Tee-shirt during the pickup of a sex scene. Then post the picks
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Congrats on your 25k, Ice baby.
Not sure if I qualify but when my ex asked my doc about my perspectives and he got the answer no, I won't be better and will never be able to talk again (we girls hate this), he left and took my few GFY t-shirts and the hoodie with him
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Cos I am a female webmaster and my friggin husband, who happens to be a webmaster as well has one, so it is totally unfair that he can wear something that tells me "GFY" and I can´t reciprocate ... else I will have to steal his´
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Awwww I had a g/f take my GFY tank. I kinda wasn't mad as it was wayyyyyyyy to smal
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hmmmmmmm just cuz i found this wit guugle
and i think she's hot............
maybe she could be a new t-shirt model :D
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Ok Iv cum to the conclusion that Im getting fuck all swag. I dont want a t-shirt anyway. I only want a cool hoodie so I can look like a gangsta and rob a few old grannies, graffiti some walls, steal some rides, break peoples fences, trample all over their gay flowers, hang with the bro's, and drink a shit load of beer. I might need a cap too though so that I can look real toughComment
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Ok Iv cum to the conclusion that Im getting fuck all swag. I dont want a t-shirt anyway. I only want a cool hoodie so I can look like a gangsta and rob a few old grannies, graffiti some walls, steal some rides, break peoples fences, trample all over their gay flowers, hang with the bro's, and drink a shit load of beer. I might need a cap too though so that I can look real tough


Reminds me of when I wear my porn.com T-Shirt when I go outLast edited by Nikki_Licks; 04-23-2009, 08:54 AM.Amateur ContentICQ: 292 356 077Comment

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