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  • munki
    Do Fun Shit.
    • Dec 2004
    • 13393

    #151
    150 swag care packs...

    I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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    • Ice
      Confirmed User
      • Nov 2002
      • 26053

      #152
      Originally posted by bossku69
      because i want a shirt that says "Go Fuck Yourself" that I can wear to the grocery store and mall and let everyone know... "yeah thats right, I run/push porn sites"

      that, and i never got anything when i hit 1k posts
      Winner #5 Shoot me an email with your gfy username, your size and mailing addy.
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      • TurboAngel
        H.B.I.C.
        • Jun 2003
        • 30122

        #153
        Congrats on the 25!

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        • Marcus Aurelius
          No Refunds Issued.
          • Apr 2003
          • 14809

          #154
          Grats on the 25k. The main reason I want some GFY swag is the fact that I live in a town with about 10,000 churches on every corner and merely walking down the street wearing one is bound to piss off a preacher, pastor, or general douchebag so he has to go home and pray for the soul of that poor fella with the gofuckyourself gear on :-)

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          • romeo22
            你自己去他媽的
            • Mar 2008
            • 23328

            #155
            Originally posted by munki
            OK... wow
            It was my try to win GFY T-shirt I know it wasnt the best
            Last edited by romeo22; 04-22-2009, 02:18 PM.

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            • FilthyRob
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2004
              • 6741

              #156
              I need some new GFY stuff... My dog pee'd on my GFY t-shirt...

              BASTARD!!!
              AKA - Clubsexy

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              • StuartD
                Sofa King Band
                • Jul 2002
                • 29903

                #157
                In almost 7 years, I've never asked for any but have always wanted some gfy swag.
                If that's not good enough, I have more posts than you.
                If that's not good enough, you should send it to me cause I'm me.

                Oh, thought of another one... I made FfvB which makes your job easier.. sorta, kinda... people ignore each other instead of fight. That's good right??
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                This is me on twitter

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                • Farang
                  one sick puppy
                  • Oct 2004
                  • 11711

                  #158
                  If you send me one, I will have tranny midget wear it, take pics and post them on gfy
                  fbm

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                  • romeo22
                    你自己去他媽的
                    • Mar 2008
                    • 23328

                    #159
                    lol...So many people want GFY swag....maybe Ice should double the# of GFYswag on 20

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                    • D-Money
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Feb 2002
                      • 9716

                      #160
                      Because I would wear it under my pimp suit for the Januarys Players Ball and if TMZ takes a pic of me, I'll open up my suit and dress shirt to show it off.

                      And because I helped re-invent Ice Ice Baby by making him drop the last 2 words, creating a 2.0 version of the legendary man.

                      Still Ballin'

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                      • NetHorse
                        Confirmed User
                        • Dec 2006
                        • 3526

                        #161
                        I need clothes and food.
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                        • Ice
                          Confirmed User
                          • Nov 2002
                          • 26053

                          #162
                          Originally posted by StuartD
                          In almost 7 years, I've never asked for any but have always wanted some gfy swag.
                          If that's not good enough, I have more posts than you.
                          If that's not good enough, you should send it to me cause I'm me.

                          Oh, thought of another one... I made FfvB which makes your job easier.. sorta, kinda... people ignore each other instead of fight. That's good right??
                          Winner #6 Shoot me an email with your size and mailing addy.
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                          • wargames
                            Kliris
                            • May 2003
                            • 10423

                            #163
                            We send a ton of RC joins
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                            • Farang
                              one sick puppy
                              • Oct 2004
                              • 11711

                              #164
                              My offer is still valid
                              fbm

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                              • SexualDragon
                                Confirmed User
                                • Aug 2006
                                • 3038

                                #165
                                I am CANADIAN!
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                                • munki
                                  Do Fun Shit.
                                  • Dec 2004
                                  • 13393

                                  #166
                                  Originally posted by romeo22
                                  It was my try to win GFY T-shirt I know it wasnt the best

























                                  I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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                                  • Si
                                    Such Fun!
                                    • Feb 2008
                                    • 13900

                                    #167
                                    Ok here's a story:

                                    I signed up to playboy webmasters about 2 years ago and never got round to promoting the sites,

                                    Last month I decided I've got try to figure out my login information and start promoting the program.

                                    I failed,

                                    Signed up a new account and noticed there was a hosted blog. purchased the perfect domain (http://www.playboysblog.com)

                                    And now i'm starting to build the traffic up.

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                                    • Loch
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Feb 2002
                                      • 7674

                                      #168
                                      I guess ill stay the pink nancy for another 6-7 years LMAO




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                                      • romeo22
                                        你自己去他媽的
                                        • Mar 2008
                                        • 23328

                                        #169
                                        Originally posted by munki




                                        Im not movie fun ...you should check some adult

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                                        • Ice
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Nov 2002
                                          • 26053

                                          #170
                                          Originally posted by Loch
                                          I guess ill stay the pink nancy for another 6-7 years LMAO



                                          OK I feel bad for you.

                                          Winner #7 Shoot me an email with your gfy username, size and mailing addy.
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                                          • Si
                                            Such Fun!
                                            • Feb 2008
                                            • 13900

                                            #171
                                            Here's a quick IMG to mark the occasion:

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                                            • alias
                                              aliasx
                                              • Apr 2001
                                              • 19010

                                              #172
                                              You have to beg for shirts around here now?
                                              https://porncorporation.com

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                                              • stickyfingerz
                                                Doin fine
                                                • Oct 2005
                                                • 24984

                                                #173
                                                Dog tags brought from Nashville to L.A. ... promise of swag made... never received.... Thats my story and Im stickin to it.

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                                                • IllTestYourGirls
                                                  Ah My Balls
                                                  • Feb 2007
                                                  • 14311

                                                  #174
                                                  because I never got the shirt you all said I was going to get?

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                                                  • Nicky
                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                    • Mar 2003
                                                    • 30071

                                                    #175
                                                    Iccccceee, how many ICS programs sales to get a Heff robe?

                                                    gfynicky @ gmail.com

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                                                    • Diomed
                                                      Converting like it's 1999
                                                      • Jan 2009
                                                      • 6167

                                                      #176
                                                      Because I stand zero chance of getting one due to my low post count,

                                                      and every now and then chance needs a slap in it's dirty face.
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                                                      • CaptainHowdy
                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                        • Dec 2004
                                                        • 94107

                                                        #177
                                                        My story,

                                                        I have no story.

                                                        Thanks !
                                                        Last edited by CaptainHowdy; 04-22-2009, 05:47 PM.

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                                                        • JamesK
                                                          hi
                                                          • Jun 2002
                                                          • 16731

                                                          #178
                                                          Ice I'll suck your cock for a GFY shirt

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                                                          • AaronM
                                                            GFY Royality ;)
                                                            • Oct 2001
                                                            • 46917

                                                            #179
                                                            Originally posted by Nikki_Licks
                                                            OK, here is a wild story from my college days....hope this gets me a shirt

                                                            While attending college we did some wild and crazy things like most students did and I recall one night going out with my buddies to a strip club; we spent most of the night there and spent most of our money..... ended up leaving wanting some pussy real bad.

                                                            When we returned to the house we still carried on with the party and crazy times. About the crack of dawn, one of my buddies started to take bets on who would fuck a cantaloupe that was in the fridge.....well, I volunteered.

                                                            I took the cantaloupe, shaved off some of the Rhine and began to carve a nice tight hole into the end of the fruit. Now keep in mind I left the seeds in for a better feel in hopes of speeding up the "I have to get a nut process".

                                                            I then pinned it to the kitchen table and began to rub my cock up and down on the smooth wet juicy surface before I gave the seed infested melon a 2 ball meat injection.....a while later, I blew a load into this bad puppy and then put it back into the fridge with the hole facing the back of the drawer so my room mates would not see the hole when they woke up in the morning.....

                                                            I won 50 bucks and got a nut

                                                            You are no longer welcome in my home.

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                                                            • Sands
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Feb 2007
                                                              • 3134

                                                              #180
                                                              Ice, a lot of people don't know my secret, and I don't really tell many people about it, but I feel that I can trust you and I really want GFY stuff. You see, I was born with certain... well, most would call them abilities. Simply, when I focus my mind and will, I can change the past. I know, I know, it seems silly, and you're probably skeptical. But the truth of the matter is that I've already won the GFY schwag because a year from now I will use my ability to have made you award me as one of the winners in the present.

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                                                              • Nikki_Licks
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • May 2005
                                                                • 6323

                                                                #181
                                                                Originally posted by AaronM
                                                                You are no longer welcome in my home.
                                                                I promise to stay away from the fruits
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                                                                • Loch
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                                  • 7674

                                                                  #182
                                                                  Originally posted by Ice
                                                                  OK I feel bad for you.

                                                                  Winner #7 Shoot me an email with your gfy username, size and mailing addy.


                                                                  Ill be in touch Ice

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                                                                  • Loch
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Feb 2002
                                                                    • 7674

                                                                    #183
                                                                    Originally posted by alias
                                                                    You have to beg for shirts around here now?
                                                                    No only when you want extra shit

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                                                                    • bo$$
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Feb 2009
                                                                      • 235

                                                                      #184
                                                                      I sometimes work for my friend's dog grooming business ( that pulls in fucking bank) when she needs an extra hand.

                                                                      All of the old annoying hags come in with their little tumor infested shit-stankin ugly ass dogs, & when I wash their little shits they try to stay and yap my ear off, & ask me the stupidest questions.

                                                                      I was wearing a shirt that had "SJ" on it, and this one lady asked me what it stood for, of course it stood for "Sean Jean".

                                                                      Anyway, I show up wearing whatever the fuck I want since I practically own the place and dont wear those stupid little doggy aprons like all the other employees

                                                                      So, if I show up wearing a shirt that has "GFY" on it, theyll ask me what it stands for and Ill tell them, "Go Fuck Yourself"

                                                                      Pretty sure that would get them the fuck off my ass, and hopefully, theyll never return. We don't need anymore customers!

                                                                      Seriously, true story. I pay for all my porn business expenses not from my profit but by working there , grooming peoples little shits.
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                                                                      • JustDaveXxx
                                                                        I AM JUSTDAVE !
                                                                        • Feb 2005
                                                                        • 4111

                                                                        #185
                                                                        I would ware it to church, while putting my arm around a priests shoulder for a picture and then whisper in his ear "you are HOT!!". Then i would post the pic on GFY.




                                                                        I would also ware it to Disney Land and take a picture with Mickey Mouse.


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                                                                        • JustDaveXxx
                                                                          I AM JUSTDAVE !
                                                                          • Feb 2005
                                                                          • 4111

                                                                          #186
                                                                          If given permission, by GFY, i would make my male ware a GFY Tee-shirt during the pickup of a sex scene. Then post the picks


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                                                                          • digifan
                                                                            The Profiler
                                                                            • Oct 2002
                                                                            • 14618

                                                                            #187
                                                                            Congrats on your 25k, Ice baby.

                                                                            Not sure if I qualify but when my ex asked my doc about my perspectives and he got the answer no, I won't be better and will never be able to talk again (we girls hate this), he left and took my few GFY t-shirts and the hoodie with him
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                                                                            • munki
                                                                              Do Fun Shit.
                                                                              • Dec 2004
                                                                              • 13393

                                                                              #188
                                                                              Originally posted by JustDaveXxx
                                                                              I would ware it to church, while putting my arm around a priests shoulder for a picture and then whisper in his ear "you are HOT!!". Then i would post the pic on GFY.




                                                                              I would also ware it to Disney Land and take a picture with Mickey Mouse.
                                                                              I'll shoot it...

                                                                              I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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                                                                              • Jack Sparrow
                                                                                Almost goners..
                                                                                • May 2008
                                                                                • 11420

                                                                                #189
                                                                                Because im dutch, dutch are cheap, so i need to get stuff for nothing.

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                                                                                • nikad
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                                  • 2579

                                                                                  #190
                                                                                  Cos I am a female webmaster and my friggin husband, who happens to be a webmaster as well has one, so it is totally unfair that he can wear something that tells me "GFY" and I can´t reciprocate ... else I will have to steal his´

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                                                                                  • xxxfeetxxx
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Sep 2005
                                                                                    • 4218

                                                                                    #191
                                                                                    Because ages ago I won a prize from you and it never got sent? (I'll have to dust off the thread and find the date)
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                                                                                    • mn
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Oct 2001
                                                                                      • 1505

                                                                                      #192
                                                                                      I have no clothes... help?

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                                                                                      • u-Bob
                                                                                        there's no $$$ in porn
                                                                                        • Jul 2005
                                                                                        • 33063

                                                                                        #193
                                                                                        because I reported a shitload of contestbots to Eric, I'd appreciate a "stop snitching" tshirt

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                                                                                        • Deej
                                                                                          I make pixels work
                                                                                          • Jun 2005
                                                                                          • 24386

                                                                                          #194
                                                                                          Originally posted by AaronM
                                                                                          You are no longer welcome in my home.


                                                                                          Originally posted by Nikki_Licks
                                                                                          I promise to stay away from the fruits
                                                                                          How can you be kept from yourself ??


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                                                                                          • TurboAngel
                                                                                            H.B.I.C.
                                                                                            • Jun 2003
                                                                                            • 30122

                                                                                            #195
                                                                                            Originally posted by digifan
                                                                                            Congrats on your 25k, Ice baby.

                                                                                            Not sure if I qualify but when my ex asked my doc about my perspectives and he got the answer no, I won't be better and will never be able to talk again (we girls hate this), he left and took my few GFY t-shirts and the hoodie with him
                                                                                            Awwww I had a g/f take my GFY tank. I kinda wasn't mad as it was wayyyyyyyy to smal

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                                                                                            • JeanClaude VanDamme
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Apr 2001
                                                                                              • 652

                                                                                              #196
                                                                                              Because I've got the dumbest GFY nick ?

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                                                                                              • Nikki_Licks
                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                • May 2005
                                                                                                • 6323

                                                                                                #197
                                                                                                Originally posted by Deej
                                                                                                How can you be kept from yourself ??

                                                                                                Ahahahhaha...good one
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                                                                                                • Spicoli
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                                                                                                  • Apr 2007
                                                                                                  • 306

                                                                                                  #198
                                                                                                  hmmmmmmm just cuz i found this wit guugle
                                                                                                  and i think she's hot............

                                                                                                  maybe she could be a new t-shirt model :D

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                                                                                                  • halfpint
                                                                                                    GFY's Halfpint
                                                                                                    • Jun 2007
                                                                                                    • 15223

                                                                                                    #199
                                                                                                    Ok Iv cum to the conclusion that Im getting fuck all swag. I dont want a t-shirt anyway. I only want a cool hoodie so I can look like a gangsta and rob a few old grannies, graffiti some walls, steal some rides, break peoples fences, trample all over their gay flowers, hang with the bro's, and drink a shit load of beer. I might need a cap too though so that I can look real tough

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                                                                                                    • Nikki_Licks
                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                      • May 2005
                                                                                                      • 6323

                                                                                                      #200
                                                                                                      Originally posted by halfpint
                                                                                                      Ok Iv cum to the conclusion that Im getting fuck all swag. I dont want a t-shirt anyway. I only want a cool hoodie so I can look like a gangsta and rob a few old grannies, graffiti some walls, steal some rides, break peoples fences, trample all over their gay flowers, hang with the bro's, and drink a shit load of beer. I might need a cap too though so that I can look real tough


                                                                                                      Reminds me of when I wear my porn.com T-Shirt when I go out
                                                                                                      Last edited by Nikki_Licks; 04-23-2009, 08:54 AM.
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