SNL Cold Open was hilarious

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  • sarettah
    see you later, I'm gone
    • Oct 2002
    • 14336

    #1

    SNL Cold Open was hilarious



    The situation is urgent. The caravan is only 800 miles from our border. If these immigramts walk at the normal pace of 300 miles a day, they could be here in time to vote on election day.

    We've also learned that all the women in the caravan are more than nine months pregnant and they are holding the babies in until the exact moment when they cross over the border and then they are gonna literally drop anchor. And the babies, get this, are pregnant.


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  • astronaut x
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • May 2011
    • 4844

    #2
    Good one
    Hello

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    • Matt 26z
      So Fucking Banned
      • Apr 2002
      • 18481

      #3
      Sounds like unfunny bullshit that only an illegal beaner or their anchors would laugh at.

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      • SBJ
        So Fucking Fabulous
        • Apr 2003
        • 11377

        #4
        funny shit!

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        • sarettah
          see you later, I'm gone
          • Oct 2002
          • 14336

          #5
          Originally posted by Matt 26z
          Sounds like unfunny bullshit that only an illegal beaner or their anchors would laugh at.
          Or someone with intelligence and a sense of humor.

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          • JesseQuinn
            feeding the wolves
            • Aug 2012
            • 6635

            #6
            Originally posted by sarettah
            intelligence and a sense of humor
            I don't think either are allowed here
            throwing molotav cocktails at the precinct

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            • MaDalton
              I am Amazing Content!
              • Feb 2004
              • 39861

              #7
              More truth than actual Fox "News" ...
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              • Diomed
                Converting like it's 1999
                • Jan 2009
                • 6167

                #8
                Politics aside,

                SNL has become the most un-funny self aggrandizing show I've ever seen in my life.

                Take all the political shit out of it and it's still shocking to me it hasn't been cancelled.
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                • beerptrol
                  Confirmed Asshole
                  • Feb 2003
                  • 12722

                  #9
                  They nailed it!
                  “If we are to have another contest in the near future of our national existence, I predict that the dividing line will not be Mason and Dixon's but between patriotism and intelligence on the one side, and superstition, ambition and ignorance on the other.”
                  -- Ulysses S. Grant

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                  • kane
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Aug 2001
                    • 20684

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Diomed
                    Politics aside,

                    SNL has become the most un-funny self aggrandizing show I've ever seen in my life.

                    Take all the political shit out of it and it's still shocking to me it hasn't been cancelled.
                    You are free to not watch it.

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                    • 2MuchMark
                      Mark of 2Much.net
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 50930

                      #11
                      Saw it earlier - really well done. I wonder what the people at Fox News had to say about it?

                      Jonah Hill's bit right after this one was also really funny. I'll watch the rest of the show tonight.

                      SNL is hit or miss for me. Something they are "ok", and sometimes their shows are just boring, but once in a while they hit it out of the park.

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                      • sarettah
                        see you later, I'm gone
                        • Oct 2002
                        • 14336

                        #12
                        Originally posted by 2MuchMark
                        Saw it earlier - really well done. I wonder what the people at Fox News had to say about it?
                        My bet would be that they laughed their asses off at it before they started to decide how to react.

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                        • dyna mo
                          just a fucking jerk
                          • Dec 2008
                          • 68184

                          #13
                          i laughed out loud a few times!

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                          • kane
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Aug 2001
                            • 20684

                            #14
                            I particularly enjoyed when they made fun of some of the crazy right wing websites Trumpsters like to use as sources. It reminded me of the righties here on GFY.

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                            • Bladewire
                              StraightBro
                              • Aug 2003
                              • 56220

                              #15
                              ↑↑↑ Loved that!


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                              • SBJ
                                So Fucking Fabulous
                                • Apr 2003
                                • 11377

                                #16
                                I also loved this one..

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                                • beerptrol
                                  Confirmed Asshole
                                  • Feb 2003
                                  • 12722

                                  #17
                                  “If we are to have another contest in the near future of our national existence, I predict that the dividing line will not be Mason and Dixon's but between patriotism and intelligence on the one side, and superstition, ambition and ignorance on the other.”
                                  -- Ulysses S. Grant

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