“If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”
One time on Southwest I had a young and very gay black dude do something similar. After he was done he said "And I have an important announcement to make, there are now only 246 shopping day until Christmas". Fucking cracked me up.
That's a great way to get a flight off to the right start! I love their funny flight attendants, I just don't like the "first come-first serve" seating. I like picking my seat out in advance.
Southwest is known for that. The last flight I took with them one of the flight attendants was a comedian. He was actually funny to not just cheesy funny.
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“If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”
I got on a flight once out of Vegas and as we were taking off they announced they were going to test out the new Peanut and pretzel deliver system and dumped a box out on the floor at the front of the plane and as the thrust was increased while taking off, all the little packets were flying down the floor of the plane to the rear everyone laughed their asses off.
Then they said "next we will show you the new drinks delivery system"
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