I don't know if I "deserve gfy swag" or not but it sure would be fun wearing it to the casinos. When the old broads at the tables ask, "What does your shirt say?", I can tell them.
ohh GFY Swag.. I bow down to thee oh lord mighty Eric. I pray you are safe when tucked up nice and snug in bed and I pray that you send me some GFY swagering goodies
ohh GFY Swag.. I bow down to thee oh lord mighty Eric. I pray you are safe when tucked up nice and snug in bed and I pray that you send me some GFY swagering goodies
We would be good together Eric
OHH shit its ICE not Eric..well I fucked that up good and proper
I have a few hoodies and t shirts from GFY and I love wearing it going running. The looks I get when people spot the GO FUCK YOURSELF down the sleeve is priceless.
Here's a story: This one time at GFY camp there was this guy called Nicky, he had sent enough sales to adult.com programs to get a fine leather jacket, he emails and emails but the jacket is no where to be found. This poor boy at the time was crying every night cause he wanted so badly to advertise adult.com and GFY to all people who saw him wear it. Now this boy is a grown man and he demands GFY swag as a way to make up for his sleepless night's as a boy crying over that fine fine leather jacket.
Well i could use gfy swag so i can send a "specific" message to people.Beside that,while Loryn was still working here,i requested from her 3 times to get t-shirt which i should get for 1000 posts but never got it for some reason.That is kind a strange since i got from 3 other webmasters boards their t-shirt very fast and without any problem.Anyway,i realy want that t-shirt so i can finally complete my aw board t shirt set(i going to glow then like in diablo II )
Because I live by sacramento and I never talk shit about gfy, and I am not a drama queen.
Nope... you just run directories that are full of sites that have stolen content in them... even porn forums where people can download full length movies and such... I can't believe GFY let's you promote them in your sig. Fucking scumbag.
here's a story: This one time at gfy camp there was this guy called nicky, he had sent enough sales to adult.com programs to get a fine leather jacket, he emails and emails but the jacket is no where to be found. This poor boy at the time was crying every night cause he wanted so badly to advertise adult.com and gfy to all people who saw him wear it. Now this boy is a grown man and he demands gfy swag as a way to make up for his sleepless night's as a boy jerking off over that fine fine leather jacket.
I got into an argument with a psycho power tripping HS gym teacher [who constantly complained about music, called cops and then even threatened me alone] that lived next door to me one time at the local bar & grill.
Just before it his wife in a condescending manner said nice shirt, what does that say. I stretched out my sleeve and called her an old skank, haha that bitch lost it.
Because yesterday I was bored and thinking about you and it made me pretty hot, sadly I was shopping at the local mall. So I went into the bathroom and rubbed my manhood while thinking about you, and to profess my ever last love for you so everyone knew I was thinking about you while jerking off in the stall I sang the lyrics of "cold as ice" by Foreigner.
First winner! Shoot me an email with your gfy username, size and mailing addy.
This is perhaps the most twisted, deranged, scary thing I have every read about me. I'm giving you a shirt so you never, EVER have thoughts like that again
I want a GFY shirt. I want to wear it in a pic with my daughter. She has that T-Shirt hell one that says "I'm this many" and a pic of a hand flipping you off.
I just woke up and i see hot chick next to me ..I was wondering how can that be possible because I said to the girl that i just meet "go fuck yourself whore i wont fuck you tonight and ever again" .......hmmm -But i do remember that she told me that Ice spank her ass so i decided to fuck her for the last time and after that to say "GOFUCKYOURSELF"
First winner! Shoot me an email with your gfy username, size and mailing addy.
This is perhaps the most twisted, deranged, scary thing I have every read about me. I'm giving you a shirt so you never, EVER have thoughts like that again
Admit it, it turned you on a little. Just because you got a little tingle in your balls doesn't make you gay.
You want a story? Fine! I'll give you a fucking story.
My brother Bill is crippled and has limited mobility using his crutches. I took my brother Bill on a vacation to Europe.
We started in London and went to see Big Ben. I went up in the tower, but my brother Bill couldn't get around well enough to go up. He's a cripple you know.
Next we went to Paris and visited the Eiffel Tower. My brother Bill waited for me while I went up because he's a cripple you know.
When we got to Pisa, I went up into the Leaning Tower alone because my brother Bill is a cripple you know.
Well, when we got to the Vatican the Pope came out on his balcony and when he saw my brother Bill he came down to the Plaza. The Pope touched my brother Bill's left shoulder and his left crutch went flying out to the left! Then the Pope touched my brother Bill's right shoulder and his right crutch went flying to the right!
And do you know what happened next? My brother Bill fell on his ass. He's a cripple you know.
I need some GFY swag to go tell the Pope what he can do for making my brother Bill fall on his ass.
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