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News for all you Democrats

08-23-2003, 03:23 AM

The Democratic National Committee announced
today that the Party is changing its emblem from a donkey
to a condom. The National Chairman explained
that a condom more clearly reflects the party's stance because
a condom likes inflation, halts production, destroys the next
generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of
security while you're actually getting screwed.
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08-23-2003, 03:57 AM

That joke is just three years too late.

It might have been funny before Bush (a Republican) took office and the economy went to shit, the deficit skyrocketed, and the country was attacked by foriegn terrorists.

When Clinton (a Democrat) was president, there was a great economy, the budget was balanced, and the biggest attack on America was done by a Republican (Timothy McVeigh).

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08-23-2003, 04:00 AM

Originally posted by SurfDog
The Democratic National Committee announced
today that the Party is changing its emblem from a donkey
to a condom. The National Chairman explained
that a condom more clearly reflects the party's stance because
a condom likes inflation, halts production, destroys the next
generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of
security while you're actually getting screwed.

blah blah fucking blah
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08-23-2003, 04:04 AM

Originally posted by SurfDog
The Democratic National Committee announced
today that the Party is changing its emblem from a donkey
to a condom. The National Chairman explained
that a condom more clearly reflects the party's stance because
a condom likes inflation, halts production, destroys the next
generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of
security while you're actually getting screwed.

But, most importantly: it protects you from all kinds of things you really don't want.

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08-23-2003, 04:09 AM

the economy was heading downhill when clinton was in office. And all the cooking of the books, worldcom etc was going on too.

Bush had to deal with the internet crash and 911.

He did nothing to retaliate for numerous terroist attacks. He cut a sweetheart deal with korea. Basically, if he would have did something, anything, besides just sitting back and riding a phantom economy, alot of these problems wouldnt be problems.

Ever notice that pretty much everything added to the Constitution after the original was a mistake.
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08-23-2003, 04:31 AM

Originally posted by rooster
the economy was heading downhill when clinton was in office. And all the cooking of the books, worldcom etc was going on too.

Bush had to deal with the internet crash and 911.

He did nothing to retaliate for numerous terroist attacks. He cut a sweetheart deal with korea. Basically, if he would have did something, anything, besides just sitting back and riding a phantom economy, alot of these problems wouldnt be problems.

Rush Limbaugh.

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08-23-2003, 04:33 AM

Republicans want you out of business and put you under the jail

but yet you still support them? interesting
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08-23-2003, 04:38 AM

Originally posted by playa
Republicans want you out of business and put you under the jail

but yet you still support them? interesting

Some of the people on this thread think porn is evil because Rush Limbaugh told them so. They also think Bush is the best president in U.S. history, and Clinton was a communist spy from Russia and the only person in America to ever get a blowjob.

They don't see any contradiction in promoting porn and also worshipping the guys who hate porn.

It's GFY, enjoy the humor.

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08-23-2003, 04:42 AM

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08-23-2003, 10:16 AM

The two symbols of the Republican Party, an elephant, and big, fat, sweaty guy who's afraid of change.
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08-23-2003, 03:09 PM

Originally posted by playa
Republicans want you out of business and put you under the jail

but yet you still support them? interesting

Heh, I was about to say the exact same thing.

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