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  • King Mark
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    #51
    If this dude took the amount of effort he puts into American business, and diverted that energy towards his script...

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    • just a punk
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      • Jun 2003
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      #52
      Originally posted by Dead Eye
      If this dude took the amount of effort he puts into American business, and diverted that energy towards his script...

      50 cyber scripts that seo
      Man, I'm doing it right now
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      • just a punk
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        • Jun 2003
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        #53
        Originally posted by dyna mo
        it's not a rocket failure if nobody dies!

        jtfc fucking ruskis.
        Colombia and Discovery were the ones. Russian rocket systems are made to save people lives. Yesterday it has saved a life of an American guy. Why do you hate America so much?
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        • klinton
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          • Apr 2003
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          #54
          in Soviet Russia, Cosmos visits YOU !!!

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          • crockett
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            • May 2003
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            #55
            So the last Russian capsule have mysterious holes in it and this one has major malfunction in flight causing a aborted mission mid flight...

            Something dont seem right in Russia's space program..


            Oh and to the OP cosmonut. There wouldn't even be a International Space Station with out the Shuttle program.. Nothing else could have carried it into space..
            In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.

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            • dyna mo
              just a fucking jerk
              • Dec 2008
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              #56
              I don't see any ruski billionaires making rocket ships like American billionaires do.

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              • just a punk
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                • Jun 2003
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                #57
                Originally posted by dyna mo
                I don't see any ruski billionaires making rocket ships like American billionaires do.
                So why Americans billionaires use Russian rockets to send their astronauts (astronauts, lol a funny word, actually ) to the outer space?

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                • Constant Phil
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                  • Mar 2012
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                  #58
                  Originally posted by CyberSEO
                  So why Americans billionaires use Russian rockets to send their astronauts (astronauts, lol a funny word, actually ) to the outer space?

                  Space X designed their own rockets, they arent russian...

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                  • dyna mo
                    just a fucking jerk
                    • Dec 2008
                    • 68184

                    #59
                    Originally posted by CyberSEO
                    So why Americans billionaires use Russian rockets to send their astronauts (astronauts, lol a funny word, actually ) to the outer space?
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                    ruski, that's what putin tells you on ruski tv.

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                    • Bladewire
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                      • Aug 2003
                      • 56228

                      #60
                      Originally posted by crockett
                      So the last Russian capsule have mysterious holes in it and this one has major malfunction in flight causing a aborted mission mid flight...

                      Something dont seem right in Russia's space program..


                      Oh and to the OP cosmonut. There wouldn't even be a International Space Station with out the Shuttle program.. Nothing else could have carried it into space..
                      Russia can't afford it so they're sabotaging it to get out of the joint international pact.


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                      • just a punk
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                        #61
                        Originally posted by Constant Phil
                        Space X designed their own rockets, they arent russian...
                        How many people were sent into space by the Space X program? What does Putin say you about it on Russian TV?
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                        • dyna mo
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                          • Dec 2008
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                          #62
                          Dance ruski

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                          • Constant Phil
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                            #63
                            Originally posted by CyberSEO
                            How many people were sent into space by the Space X program? What does Putin say you about it on Russian TV?
                            Its slated to happen very soon.

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                            • PR_Glen
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                              #64
                              Originally posted by CyberSEO
                              Related with rocket lunches? Yes, zero.

                              One man has died because of the parachute failure (during landing). Yet 3 other also died in the capsule during the landing because of the demagnetization. That's all. Nobody has died in the Russian (soviet) rocket like it was with Challenger. I know about only two incidents (including the today's one). In both cases the cosmonauts were catapulted and survived.

                              We lost 4 cosmonauts (including 3 at once) and all of them during the landing. Nobody was killed during the start of the rocket.

                              BTW what's about the Canadian stats? How many rockets with people you have launched into the outer space?
                              how are those examples different again? What does our not having a rocket program have to do with cosmonauts deaths?

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                              • dyna mo
                                just a fucking jerk
                                • Dec 2008
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                                #65
                                It's too bad the op had to weaponize a positive story and use it to attack Americans over the Shuttle tragedies.

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                                • just a punk
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                                  #66
                                  Originally posted by dyna mo
                                  It's too bad the op had to weaponize a positive story and use it to attack Americans over the Shuttle tragedies.
                                  You have attacked them. If you moron read my posts you will see that they were mentioned as examples of bad (to be honest absent) livesafe systems. The Russian rockets have them and your astronaut was saved. The guy is a alive and that made you mad. Why do you hate Americans, dude?
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                                  • Constant Phil
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                                    #67
                                    Originally posted by dyna mo
                                    It's too bad the op had to weaponize a positive story and use it to attack Americans over the Shuttle tragedies.
                                    Just think - If it wasnt for the US tragedies none of the other programs would have the fail-safes and safety systems they have today.

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                                    • just a punk
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                                      #68
                                      Originally posted by Constant Phil
                                      Just think - If it wasnt for the US tragedies none of the other programs would have the fail-safes and safety systems they have today.
                                      The Russian rockets had it many years before. The first case has accrued in 70s (about 10 years before the Challenger catastrophe) and the crew was successfully catapulted.
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                                      • dyna mo
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                                        • Dec 2008
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                                        #69
                                        Dance ruski

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                                        • just a punk
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                                          #70
                                          Originally posted by dyna mo
                                          Dance ruski
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                                          • just a punk
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                                            #71
                                            I'm a bit wrong it was in 1983: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soyuz_7K-ST_No._16L

                                            But still it was 3 years before the Challenger case. The Russian rockets were already equipped with livesafe systems. And as you can see they work well today.
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                                            • Constant Phil
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                                              #72
                                              Originally posted by CyberSEO
                                              The Russian rockets had it many years before. The first case has accrued in 70s (about 10 years before the Challenger catastrophe) and the crew was successfully catapulted.
                                              Yes I'm sure neither country benefited in some way, shape, or form from these tragedies.

                                              And the russians had 5 major accidents prior to the 71' on the "edge of space" which to me is close enough (330k ft)

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                                              • dyna mo
                                                just a fucking jerk
                                                • Dec 2008
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                                                #73
                                                Originally posted by CyberSEO
                                                I'm a bit wrong it was in 1983: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soyuz_7K-ST_No._16L

                                                But still it was 3 years before the Challenger case. The Russian rockets were already equipped with livesafe systems. And as you can see they work well today.
                                                ruski, we've had escape towers and other life saving systems on our rockets since Mercury.



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                                                • just a punk
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                                                  #74
                                                  Originally posted by dyna mo
                                                  ruski, we've had escape towers and other life saving systems on our rockets since Mercury
                                                  amerikansky, first of all you have no relation to them. These were made by Nazis, headed by Wernher von Braun (educate yourself). The second thing they didn't work in the real life. Nazis have used americans like monkeys in their space programs. And you have no "Mercury" or anythings today. Wernher von Braun is dead, so you have to use Russian technologies only. Don't you really can accept that only Russia can put your astronauts into the outer space?

                                                  Originally posted by Constant Phil
                                                  Yes I'm sure neither country benefited in some way, shape, or form from these tragedies.

                                                  And the russians had 5 major accidents prior to the 71' on the "edge of space" which to me is close enough (330k ft)
                                                  Only 2 fatal accidents during lauding.
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                                                  • Constant Phil
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                                                    #75
                                                    Originally posted by CyberSEO
                                                    Only 2 fatal accidents during lauding.
                                                    5 fatal according to everyone else. One being a rapid decompression while in space.

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                                                    • dyna mo
                                                      just a fucking jerk
                                                      • Dec 2008
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                                                      #76
                                                      here's the fucking math to settle this

                                                      Through the most recent mission, STS-130 in February 2010, the shuttle has taken 788 people to orbit. Fourteen astronauts lost their lives on Challenger and Columbia.

                                                      That's one shuttle fatality for every 56 people taken to orbit.

                                                      Soyuz has orbited 250 people, not including two successful aborts: Soyuz 18a in April 1975, which occurred late in a launch 90 miles high, and Soyuz T-10-1 in September 1983, on the launch pad. The program has suffered four fatalities: one on Soyuz 1 in April 1967, and the other three on Soyuz 11 in June 1971.

                                                      That’s one Soyuz fatality for every 63 people delivered to orbit.

                                                      that's not enough margin to use to attack Americans, ruski.

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                                                      • dyna mo
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                                                        • Dec 2008
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                                                        #77
                                                        actually there were 5 more successful shuttle missions after that one. so that shuttle ratio drops

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                                                        • just a punk
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                                                          • Jun 2003
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                                                          #78
                                                          Originally posted by Constant Phil
                                                          5 fatal according to everyone else. One being a rapid decompression while in space.
                                                          Please describe them (any links etc), because I know only 2. Don't shut your month up please - tell me about them all.
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                                                          • dyna mo
                                                            just a fucking jerk
                                                            • Dec 2008
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                                                            #79
                                                            yup, so those flights add 35 more people so the ratio for the shuttle is

                                                            1 death for every 58 passengers

                                                            soyuz is

                                                            1 death for every 63 passengers.


                                                            eat shit ruski.

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                                                            • just a punk
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                                                              #80
                                                              Originally posted by dyna mo
                                                              yup, so those flights add 35 more people so the ratio for the shuttle is

                                                              1 death for every 58 passengers

                                                              soyuz is

                                                              1 death for every 63 passengers.


                                                              eat shit ruski.
                                                              I didn't get it, but keep posting.
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                                                              • dyna mo
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                                                                • Dec 2008
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                                                                #81
                                                                I'm not shocked you don't understand ratio.

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                                                                • just a punk
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                                                                  #82
                                                                  Originally posted by dyna mo
                                                                  I'm not shocked you don't understand ratio.
                                                                  Yes, absolutely not. Please keep posting comrade

                                                                  P.S. To be honest. I really need you bumping my thread.
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                                                                  • dyna mo
                                                                    just a fucking jerk
                                                                    • Dec 2008
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                                                                    #83
                                                                    here's another ratio

                                                                    139 manned soyuz missions, 2 accidents

                                                                    135 manned shuttle missions, 2 accidents.

                                                                    eat shit ruski

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                                                                    • just a punk
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                                                                      #84
                                                                      Originally posted by dyna mo
                                                                      here's another ratio

                                                                      139 manned soyuz missions, 2 accidents

                                                                      135 manned shuttle missions, 2 accidents.

                                                                      eat shit ruski
                                                                      Ok, as you say my amerikansky comrade. Just keep bumping it ;)
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                                                                      • dyna mo
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                                                                        • Dec 2008
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                                                                        #85
                                                                        you seem to think I have a problem bumping your thread attacking Americans using the shuttle tragedy in which you're getting thoroughly owned for being a piece of shit and wrong.

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                                                                        • just a punk
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                                                                          #86
                                                                          Originally posted by dyna mo
                                                                          you seem to think I have a problem bumping
                                                                          Course comrade. Just keep bumping it. Can I help you?



                                                                          No I don't humiliate the death of the US astronauts (God let them rest in peace). I never did that. But I just want to show that the US rockets have no rescue systems, while Russian ones have them and they work just perfectly since 60's. Last time it has worked yesterday and saved a life of the US citizen.

                                                                          P.S. Now I will allow you to bump my tread ;)
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                                                                          • Bladewire
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                                                                            • Aug 2003
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                                                                            #87
                                                                            Originally posted by CyberSEO
                                                                            Course comrade. Just keep bumping it. Can I help you?



                                                                            No I don't humiliate the death of the US astronauts (God let them rest in peace). I never did that. But I just want to show that the US rockets have no rescue systems, while Russian ones have them and they work just perfectly since 60's. Last time it has worked yesterday and saved a life of the US citizen.

                                                                            P.S. Now I will allow you to bump my tread ;)
                                                                            Nothing Russian "works perfectly", especially with your history of dead astronauts. You're drunk on vodka again


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                                                                            • just a punk
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                                                                              #88
                                                                              Originally posted by Aidswire
                                                                              Nothing Russian "works perfectly", especially with your history of dead astronauts. You're drunk on vodka again
                                                                              How many US astronauts have died because of using Russian rockets? I know about your shuttles, but how many were killed by Russian ones? You said vodka, AIDS fag?
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                                                                              • ghjghj
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                                                                                #89
                                                                                Originally posted by klinton
                                                                                in Soviet Russia, Cosmos visits YOU !!!

                                                                                How about in Soviet Poland?

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                                                                                • just a punk
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                                                                                  #90
                                                                                  Originally posted by Aidswire
                                                                                  Nothing Russian "works perfectly", especially with your history of dead astronauts. You're drunk on vodka again
                                                                                  Dildo, we have lost 4 cosmonauts in two landing incidents (a parachute failure and a degermetization of capsule) in 70s. No one of them was killed by Russian rockets. How many Americans were killed by the Nazi-made shuttles? I tell ya: 18. Your fuckin Nazi shuttles have killed 18 American citizens. Do you understand it, dildo? 18 блять человек погибли.

                                                                                  Russian "Soyuz" ones are 100% reliable and if anything will go wrong the lifesaving system will take care about the crew (from the launchpad or from the outer space - doesn't matter). This just happened two days ago.

                                                                                  You are a real stupid fag...
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                                                                                  • Bladewire
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                                                                                    • Aug 2003
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                                                                                    #91
                                                                                    Originally posted by CyberCYST
                                                                                    I am a real stupid fag...
                                                                                    You are proof that all the dirty Russian schools with broken dirty Russian toilets and no Russian toilet paper is working in dumbing down your population with lies & propoganda to make you feel good in your bad circumstance.


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                                                                                    • just a punk
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                                                                                      #92
                                                                                      Originally posted by Aidswire
                                                                                      You are proof that all the dirty schools with broken toilets and no toilet paper in Russia is working in dumbing down the population with lies & propoganda to make you feel good in your bad circumstance.
                                                                                      Yes, yes. My toilet is completely broken. I have no toilet paper. I live in a paper Barbie house, which is located in a hurricane zone, and pay for it every fuckin' month. I pay lots of money for medical treatment, which I can't get. Even ambulance delivery, AIDS and cancer treatment are paid in my country. We even have to pay for dirty food in our dirty clinics. You are absolutely right

                                                                                      Thanks a lot to our propaganda, because we could live like you...
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                                                                                      • Bladewire
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                                                                                        • Aug 2003
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                                                                                        #93
                                                                                        Originally posted by CyberCYST
                                                                                        Yes, yes. So that as you say comrade. My toilet is completely broken. I have no toilet paper. I live in a paper Barbie house, which is located in a hurricane zone, and pay for it eury month. I pay lots of money for medical treatment, which I can't get. Even ambulance delivery, AIDS and cancer treatment are paid in my country. We even have to pay for food in our clinics. You are absolutely right
                                                                                        Putin doesn't care about Russian citizens. I feel sad for the children in Russia with this bathroom in their grade school.


                                                                                        The dirty stinky Russian trains gross





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                                                                                        • just a punk
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                                                                                          #94
                                                                                          Exactly comrade. As you say
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                                                                                          • Bladewire
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                                                                                            • Aug 2003
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                                                                                            #95
                                                                                            Originally posted by CyberCYST
                                                                                            Exactly comrade. As you say
                                                                                            Good submissive ruskie


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                                                                                            • just a punk
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                                                                                              #96
                                                                                              Originally posted by Bladewire
                                                                                              Good submissive ruskie
                                                                                              Americans can't even make a toilet work in cosmos w/o Russian help: US Asks Russia to Fix Its Broken Toilet on ISS

                                                                                              Is there something other than Facebook you can do by yourselves? Oh shuttles, serious space technologies my ass
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                                                                                              • Bladewire
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                                                                                                #97
                                                                                                Originally posted by CyberCYST
                                                                                                Americans can't even make a toilet work in cosmos w/o Russian help: US Asks Russia to Fix Its Broken Toilet on ISS

                                                                                                Is there is something other than Facebook you can do by yourselves? Oh shuttles, serious space technologies my ass
                                                                                                That was a big joke here in America

                                                                                                Do you realize the joke in Russia yet?

                                                                                                We make you clean the toilet, ruskie knows his place and does as he's told : American astronaut is too valuable for that job


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                                                                                                • just a punk
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                                                                                                  #98
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Bladewire
                                                                                                  That was a big joke here in America

                                                                                                  Do you realize the joke in Russia yet?

                                                                                                  We make you clean the toilet, ruskie knows his place and does as he's told : American astronaut is too valuable for that job
                                                                                                  For you it's a joke. For me it's a joke as well. A joke on your hopeless You can't do anything w/o Russia. You can't send a rover to Mars, you can't put any "astronaut" to the Eart's orbit and you can't even fix a fuckin' toilet @ ISS
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                                                                                                  • Bladewire
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                                                                                                    • Aug 2003
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                                                                                                    #99
                                                                                                    Originally posted by CyberCYST
                                                                                                    For you it's a joke. For me it's a joke as well. A joke on your hopeless
                                                                                                    This is how a Russian fixed a toilet in Moscow :





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                                                                                                    • just a punk
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                                                                                                      #100
                                                                                                      Originally posted by Bladewire
                                                                                                      This is how a Russian fixed a toilet in Moscow :



                                                                                                      No it's the US zone of ISS
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