Fact: if your dog or cat is your best friend you most likely suffer from mental

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  • MetaMan
    I AM WEB 2.0
    • Jan 2003
    • 28682

    #1

    Fact: if your dog or cat is your best friend you most likely suffer from mental

    health issues.

    FACT
    A PET CANNOT SUBSTITUTE FOR HUMAN INTERACTION

    get out of your bubble there is a whole world out there.

    FACT
    IF YOUR PET IS YOUR FRIEND YOU HAVE MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES

    if you watch what your pet is doing while they are are sleeping

    FACT YOUR ARE MOST LIKELY A LOSER

    seek help IMMEDIATELY.
  • Barefootsies
    Choice is an Illusion
    • Feb 2005
    • 42635

    #2
    You left out all the dog owners who dress their 4 legged pal up in clothes, and little hats.

    Then let them run around in a moving vehicle at 70 mph (no cage) just waiting to kill someone. I especially like it when the owner is also talking on a cell, eating a big mac, and smoking while driving. If you call that driving.

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    • Farang
      one sick puppy
      • Oct 2004
      • 11713

      #3
      Please stfu already.
      fbm

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      • 2012
        So Fucking What
        • Jul 2006
        • 17189

        #4
        I think you're right on all counts. I am guilty
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        • MindWaste
          Confirmed User
          • Mar 2001
          • 3662

          #5
          im even worse.. my parents pets are my best friends..
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          • Persius
            Tap into MOBILE!
            • Jul 2003
            • 11779

            #6
            i think someones watching too much Tough love on vh1

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            • MetaMan
              I AM WEB 2.0
              • Jan 2003
              • 28682

              #7
              Originally posted by AAK
              Please stfu already.
              dont get upset i dont think your dog reads GFY.

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              • SleazyDream
                I'm here for SPORT
                • Jul 2001
                • 41470

                #8
                what if your pet is smarter then the people you associate with?


                Skufty IS my best friend.

                I told his mother when he was 6 weeks old I would always take care of him, been through a marriage, several girlfriends, a few homes but he's the ONE stable thing in my life.

                I have no idea what I would do without him.
                This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                Now read without the word dog.

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                • Max Potential
                  Confirmed User
                  • Apr 2008
                  • 1045

                  #9
                  sounds to me like you need a new pet...

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                  • Mutt
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Sep 2002
                    • 34431

                    #10
                    you're mostly right - people whose ONLY friends are animals have psychological/social issues - that's alot different than somebody who says that their "best friend" is a pet

                    what those people mean is that their best friend pet is totally dependent on them, like a child, returns unconditional love and gratitude to them and is always there for them - which is a lot more than you can about human friends usually.

                    exceptions would be old people who have no family nearby or family that ignores them and their friends are gone - for them pets may truly be their best and only friends.
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                    • blogsy
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jul 2003
                      • 214

                      #11
                      Pets are a good investment....I look at them as an additional food source in the event of a nuclear war or something equally catastrophic...

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                      • seeandsee
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                        • Mar 2006
                        • 50945

                        #12
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                        • CaptainHowdy
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Dec 2004
                          • 94125

                          #13
                          MetaMan is right once again... nature if for us to be dominated, not befriended.

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                          • sexandcash
                            Confirmed User
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 1566

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Mutt
                            you're mostly right - people whose ONLY friends are animals have psychological/social issues - that's alot different than somebody who says that their "best friend" is a pet

                            what those people mean is that their best friend pet is totally dependent on them, like a child, returns unconditional love and gratitude to them and is always there for them - which is a lot more than you can about human friends usually.

                            exceptions would be old people who have no family nearby or family that ignores them and their friends are gone - for them pets may truly be their best and only friends.

                            dogs always greet you with happy, faces.
                            They love you unconditionally no matter how much money you have, what you look like or where you're from.

                            A dog is a great friend but it shouldn't be your only friend

                            Meta Man is right that pets don't take the place of human interaction, but I think they certainly add to life in another, different but also very fulfilling way.
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                            • Platinumpimp
                              Logos and such.
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 10214

                              #15
                              At least a dog or cat never lies.
                              I design logo's.

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                              • gmr324
                                Confirmed User
                                • Aug 2006
                                • 1199

                                #16
                                I don't think it's fair to some of our friends' to compare their IQs to our pets' IQ.
                                Pets have an unfair advantage.

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                                • mineistaken
                                  See signature :)
                                  • Apr 2007
                                  • 29656

                                  #17
                                  I have a dog, he is my 24th best friend LOL

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                                  • BradM
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Dec 2003
                                    • 3397

                                    #18
                                    I don't trust or like humans - and rightfully so. My cat has never let me down, flaked out on a meeting, stole from me or lied to my face.

                                    Human beings are shit, I hate the human race and I could give a fuck if I am socially retarded to be honest.

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