Kick Ass Offers YouTube Sensation Susan Boyle $1M to Lose Virginity

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  • DVTimes
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    • Jun 2003
    • 31650

    #1

    Kick Ass Offers YouTube Sensation Susan Boyle $1M to Lose Virginity

    Kick Ass Offers YouTube Sensation Susan Boyle $1M to Lose Virginity

    GLENDALE, Calif. ? Seeking to capitalize on the latest Internet phenomenon, Kick Ass Pictures is offering YouTube singing sensation Susan Boyle $1 million to lose her virginity on camera.
    Boyle captured the public zeitgeist this week after a video clip on YouTube.com of her singing on the show ?Britain?s Got Talent? catapulted her into the realm of Internet celebrity. The homely looking Boyle, 47, who claims to have never even been kissed, wowed all three judges with her stirring performance.

    Just to give you an idea of how popular the viral video?s become, including reproductions of the original clip, it?s been viewed more than 47 million times worldwide ? more than Tina Fey as Sarah Palin, Obama?s election night victory speech and the video of the Iraqi reporter throwing his shoes at President Bush.

    Sensing a moment of opportunity to ride the wave of Boyle?s newfound Internet celebrity, Kick Ass has stepped in with a generous offer.

    ?The logical extension of [having never been kissed] is that she?s still a virgin,? said Kick Ass President Mark Kulkis. ?We have always wanted to produce a movie in which a bona fide virgin loses her maidenhood on camera. That?s a very personal, intimate moment in a woman?s life. Doing it in front of bright lights and cameras in a San Fernando Valley studio will make it that much more special.?

    If Boyle accepts the offer, Kick Ass will fly her to L.A. (on Virgin Airlines) and allow her to choose her potential co-stars, Ron Jeremy being a ?perfect match? according to Kulkis. The plan also calls for Boyle to record her own theme song for the movie that will be released as a single.

    The $1 million offer is good for one week.

    ?We want to get this movie shot and out while Susan has the world?s attention,? said Kulkis. ?Besides, after 47 years of virginity, I?m sure Susan is also anxious to get something cracking as soon as possible!?
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  • Pleasurepays
    BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES
    • Aug 2002
    • 11913

    #2
    porn always needs idiots within the industry, to reinforce the negative stereotypes about the industry.

    thank god there is never a shortage of idiots stepping up to the plate to answer the challenge.

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    • tabasco
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2006
      • 2624

      #3
      I would not fuck her for 1 million dollars
      "There is no other way to see a thing except to look at it" - fatfoo

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      • MaDalton
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        • Feb 2004
        • 39861

        #4
        you are really the master of second hand news
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        • HorseShit
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Dec 2004
          • 17513

          #5
          This has already been posted by kickass themselves and is probably even on the main page of GFY FUCK FACE

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          • Manowar
            jellyfish  
            • Dec 2003
            • 71528

            #6
            yeah we've already had this

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            • Iron Fist
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              • Dec 2006
              • 23400

              #7
              Timeline pic please...
              i like waffles

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              • acctman
                Confirmed User
                • Oct 2003
                • 2840

                #8
                Originally posted by Pleasurepays
                porn always needs idiots within the industry, to reinforce the negative stereotypes about the industry.

                thank god there is never a shortage of idiots stepping up to the plate to answer the challenge.
                couldn't of said it better myself. and they wonder why the industry keeps having negative stereotypes

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                • Manowar
                  jellyfish  
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 71528

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Pleasurepays
                  porn always needs idiots within the industry, to reinforce the negative stereotypes about the industry.

                  thank god there is never a shortage of idiots stepping up to the plate to answer the challenge.

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                  • biskoppen
                    Confirmed User
                    • Mar 2003
                    • 5809

                    #10
                    $1M is nothing compared to what she's might gonna make..

                    Paul Pot who won last year already made $10M+ selling CDs and concerts
                    Submit my videos to make bank, tons of 5 minute videos offered right here

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                    • woj
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                      • Jul 2002
                      • 47880

                      #11
                      Originally posted by sharphead
                      Timeline pic please...
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                      • adonthenet
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Feb 2005
                        • 16753

                        #12
                        lol, idiots.....

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                        • baddog
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Apr 2001
                          • 107089

                          #13
                          Originally posted by allanuk
                          blah blah blah
                          Just because you are on the other side of the world does not mean that you need to start a new thread every morning for something that has already been discussed while you slept.

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