Even the worst IDIOTS on here.....

yeah, you've been away too long and give too much credit

What is a rocket surgeon? How can I become one? Sounds important..

oh I know how dumb the turds on here are.....

i don't think you understand just how STUPID Canadian government employees are.......

wow a great compliment

You ARE the biggest idiot here, no pun intended

You still having trouble with that Gord guy?

Scooootttttty

The people who perform rocket surgery, obviously.

And you have a club in Winnipeg

How close is the water to main street anyways? are the mosquito's probing yet?

LOL on the roof.

I have done work for the Canadian Gvt myself.
Not a real swift crew.

Imagine being a rocket and in need of a new gyroscope, you'd be in the hands of a GFY Webmaster.

Rocketlife must suck

I'm sure no matter how bad their service can be, it just can't be worst than Bell.

an-actual-letter-to-the-canadian-passport-office/

Who would say Sleazy is still alive.

Dude, you shuold definitly come over here and see what public employees are capable (un capable) of doing... you can make a line for a hole day just to get a paper to continue with your burocratic transaction you might be doing :P

more and more focusing on mainstream

wtf

So you finally decided to open that Burger Boy up.

I'm a rocket sturgeon.

OMG Hillarious.. Txs for sharing


Dear Mr. Minister,

I?m in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot believe this.

How is it that Radio Shack has my address and telephone number and knows that I bought a t.v. cable from them back in 1997, and yet, the Federal Government is still asking me where I was born and on what date.

For Christ sakes, do you guys do this by hand?

My birth date you have on my social insurance card, and it is on all the income tax forms I?ve filed for the past 30 years. It is on my health insurance card, my driver?s license, on the last eight goddamn passports I?ve had, on all those stupid customs declaration forms I?ve had to fill out before being allowed off the planes over the last 30 years, and all those insufferable census forms that are done at election times.

Would somebody please take note, once and for all, that my mother?s name is Maryanne, my father?s name is Robert and I?d be absolutely astounded if that ever changed between now and when I die!!!!!!

SHIT!

I apologize, Mr. Minister. I?m really pissed off this morning. Between you an? me, I?ve had enough of this bullshit! You send the application to my house, then you ask me for my fuckin? address. What is going on? You have a gang of Neanderthals assholes workin? there!

Look at my damn picture. Do I look like Bin Laden? I don?t want to dig up Yasser Arafat, for ?? sake. I just want to go and park my ass on a sandy beach.

And would someone please tell me, why would you give a shit whether I plan on visiting a farm in the next 15 days? If I ever got the urge to do something weird to a chicken or a goat, believe you me, I?d sure as hell not want to tell anyone!

Well, I have to go now, ?cause I have to go to the other end of the city and get another ? copy of my birth certificate, to the tune of $60!!!

Would it be so complicated to have all the services in the same spot to assist in the issuance of a new passport the same day??

Nooooo, that?d be too damn easy and maybe make sense. You?d rather have us running all over the ?.. place like chickens with our heads cut off, then find some idiot to confirm that it?s really me on the goddamn picture - you know, the one where we?re not allowed to smile?! (morons)

Hey, you know why we can?t smile? We?re totally pissed off!

Signed - An Irate f??g Canadian Citizen.

P.S. Remember what I said above about the picture and getting someone to confirm that it?s me? Well, my family has been in this country since 1776 when one of my forefathers took up arms against the Americans. I have served in the military for something over 30 years and have had security clearances up the yingyang.

I was aide de camp to the lieutenant governor of our province for ten years and I have been doing volunteer work for the RCMP for about five years.

However, I have to get someone ?important? to verify who I am - you know, someone like my doctor WHO WAS BORN AND RAISED IN COMMUNIST CHINA!!

"You’d rather have us running all over the ….. place like chickens with our heads cut off, then find some idiot to confirm that it’s really me on the goddamn picture"

"P.S. Remember what I said above about the picture and getting someone to confirm that it’s me? "

I would add, why the clerk at Passeports services counter can't confirm that it is really me on the photo ?

that's why my poor country is doomed

90% of government employees around the world are intellectually challenged...

wtf?!?!?!