anyone ever tell you "you pee real loud" ?

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  • abyss_al
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    • Oct 2003
    • 15605
    #1

    anyone ever tell you "you pee real loud" ?

    never noticed myself til I was told I pee very loud...

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    • SBJ
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      • Apr 2003
      • 11377
      #2
      congrats to the winners

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        • abyss_al
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          • Oct 2003
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          #3
          Originally posted by Silent Bob Jedi
          congrats to the winners

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            • jakethedog
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              • Jun 2004
              • 2497
              #4
              LOL .. my wife always tell me that .. " you sound like a damn horse " .. Well I guess I do .. lol
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                • Ozarkz
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                  • Jan 2009
                  • 2377
                  #5
                  Originally posted by abyss_al
                  never noticed myself til I was told I pee very loud...

                  Are you tall?

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                    • mmcfadden
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                      • Oct 2008
                      • 5099
                      #6
                      just... keep the seat down. I had a five minute discussion with my daughter that when she is done to put the seat up... i would put it down. So far so good... she's 7 and just the right age to get the seat up/seat down concept from a mans POV

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                        • abyss_al
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                          • Oct 2003
                          • 15605
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Ozarkz
                          Are you tall?

                          5'10''
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                            • Ozarkz
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                              • Jan 2009
                              • 2377
                              #8
                              Originally posted by abyss_al
                              5'10''
                              I guess the further it has to fall the louder it's going to be.

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                                • bronco67
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                                  • Dec 2006
                                  • 29026
                                  #9
                                  Do you mean the stream noise, or the silly groaning noises?

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                                    • Spunky
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                                      • Jun 2002
                                      • 133978
                                      #10
                                      Next she will tell you sit down to take a piss

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                                        • mynameisjim
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                                          • Aug 2007
                                          • 2985
                                          #11
                                          I was at a party and me and this Mexican guy were waiting for the bathroom. Some girl was in there and when she started to pee it was so fucking loud. The Mexican guy practically screamed out.."Damn, that bitch pisses like she got a dick!" For some reason it cracked me up.

                                          So I guess some people do pee loud.
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                                            • Just_Dave
                                              Its almost time
                                              • Dec 2002
                                              • 13009
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by abyss_al
                                              never noticed myself til I was told I pee very loud...

                                              the guys said you sit and pee

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                                                • baddog
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                                                  • Apr 2001
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                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Silent Bob Jedi
                                                  congrats to the winners
                                                  That the reason they call you Silent Bob?

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                                                    • Monique Niccole
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                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                      • 5653
                                                      #14
                                                      I run water in the sink so no one can hear me when I pee.

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                                                        • MandyBlake
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                                                          • Nov 2002
                                                          • 17761
                                                          #15
                                                          who told you that?
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                                                            • ExLust
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                                                              #16
                                                              It's your nature we can't do about it.

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                                                                • BobG
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                                                                  • Nov 2003
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                                                                  #17
                                                                  Don't feel bad. RyuLion does that too. It's an elite fraternity.

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                                                                    • wargames
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                                                                      • May 2003
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                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by Just_Dave
                                                                      the guys said you sit and pee
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                                                                        • PornMD
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                                                                          • Jan 2007
                                                                          • 9291
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by abyss_al
                                                                          never noticed myself til I was told I pee very loud...

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                                                                            • JenniDahling
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                                                                              • Jul 2005
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                                                                              #20
                                                                              No but for some reason I have really long pees at Internext Miami. Weird huh. TMI? lol

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                                                                                • Sin
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                                                                                  • Mar 2004
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                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  ROFL this thread is pretty amusing... I must say.

                                                                                  I haven't ever been told that, but then again I also make a point of trying to aim at the porcelain part of the bowl rather than the water (I'm a girl btw, so I do this while sitting) ...depends on the water level of the bowl, and I think I have public bathroom phobia issues, because if there's someone else in the bathroom, I will wait until they flush, to 'release' and relieve myself... that way the flushing,covers the noise...!
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                                                                                    • mmcfadden
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                                                                                      • Oct 2008
                                                                                      • 5099
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by Sin
                                                                                      ROFL this thread is pretty amusing... I must say.

                                                                                      I haven't ever been told that, but then again I also make a point of trying to aim at the porcelain part of the bowl rather than the water (I'm a girl btw, so I do this while sitting) ...depends on the water level of the bowl, and I think I have public bathroom phobia issues, because if there's someone else in the bathroom, I will wait until they flush, to 'release' and relieve myself... that way the flushing,covers the noise...!
                                                                                      haha... that's kinda funny. Replace peeing with pooping and I did the same thing today

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                                                                                        • bausch
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                                                                                          • Jul 2006
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                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          No, but someone has told me that "my fart smells real bad"

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                                                                                            • abyss_al
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                                                                                              • Oct 2003
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                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by bronco67
                                                                                              Do you mean the stream noise, or the silly groaning noises?

                                                                                              yes, the stream
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                                                                                                • BobG
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                                                                                                  • Nov 2003
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                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by abyss_al
                                                                                                  yes, the stream
                                                                                                  I see the force is strong with you. Use the force (to blast away shrapnel and leftover kernels from the bowl)

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                                                                                                    • Vicious_B
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                                                                                                      • May 2008
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                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      I had an aunt that apparantly ordered my uncle to aim to the side of the bowl so it would hit the porcelain instead of the water and not make noise when they were guests at other peoples houses. She was a little nutty and got very easily embarrassed
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                                                                                                        • WebairGerard
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                                                                                                          • Sep 2005
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                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by BobG
                                                                                                          I see the force is strong with you. Use the force (to blast away shrapnel and leftover kernels from the bowl)

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                                                                                                            • AntiDrama
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              good copout for a man with a small penis

                                                                                                              Originally posted by Ozarkz
                                                                                                              I guess the further it has to fall the louder it's going to be.

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                                                                                                                • Manowar
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                                                                                                                  • Dec 2003
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                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by mynameisjim
                                                                                                                  I was at a party and me and this Mexican guy were waiting for the bathroom. Some girl was in there and when she started to pee it was so fucking loud. The Mexican guy practically screamed out.."Damn, that bitch pisses like she got a dick!" For some reason it cracked me up.

                                                                                                                  So I guess some people do pee loud.

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                                                                                                                    • Joe BrainCash
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                                                                                                                      • Mar 2006
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                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      It's only because you have lots of pressure when you pee.. You probably hadn't go for a couple of hours and when you opened the tap, it just had to get out!

                                                                                                                      There are much bigger problems in the world. that's what i would have answered when someone mentions I pee loud...
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                                                                                                                        • UFGators2007
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                                                                                                                          • Nov 2007
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                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Never was told I pee too loud, but I have been told that I pee really long. Apparently I have been able to duplicate the thawing scene from Austin Powers a few times.
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                                                                                                                            • goldflower
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                                                                                                                              Everyday my wife say this for me
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                                                                                                                                • kmanrox
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                                                                                                                                  • Oct 2001
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                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  not anymore.. i pee sitting down.. why? not only because you'll say im a BEATCH... but cuz it is comfy to sit and think, and not have any chance to splatter piss around the bowl
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                                                                                                                                    • Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE
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                                                                                                                                      Last girl that told me that, got a nice stream of piss in her face.

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                                                                                                                                        • Manowar
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                                                                                                                                          • Dec 2003
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                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Killswitch
                                                                                                                                          Last girl that told me that, got a nice stream of piss in her face.

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                                                                                                                                            • HorseShit
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                                                                                                                                              • Dec 2004
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                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              I had a girl tell me that once ironically.


                                                                                                                                              I was pissing in her fucking ear

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                                                                                                                                                • abyss_al
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                                                                                                                                                  • Oct 2003
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                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by jennidahling
                                                                                                                                                  no but for some reason i have really long pees at internext miami. Weird huh. Tmi? Lol

                                                                                                                                                  lollllll!
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                                                                                                                                                    • shibumi2k
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                                                                                                                                                      • Jan 2009
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                                                                                                                                                        • Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE
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                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Manowar
                                                                                                                                                          My girlfriend caught that message when I was scrolling past it and slapped me with "You never pissed in my face!" to which I cowered like a bitch, but later today I jizzed in her face and said "This makes up for it".

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