23-Inch Sex Toy Removed From Man’s Colon

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  • HairyChick
    Slowly dying
    • Sep 2012
    • 3091

    #1

    23-Inch Sex Toy Removed From Man’s Colon

    Two—foot sex toy? Pushed all the way in? Ouch!
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  • pimpmaster9000
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Dec 2011
    • 26730

    #2
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    • oppoten
      NAME THE JEW
      • Nov 2007
      • 4791

      #3
      grammar nazis

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      • Look Chang
        Voyeur
        • Sep 2010
        • 3689

        #4
        It's called "having eyes bigger than ass" ...

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        • adultchatpay
          Let's Make Money
          • Dec 2008
          • 8775

          #5
          it's a mini baseball bat already

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          • Busty2
            Member since 1999
            • Dec 2007
            • 7200

            #6
            So that's what really happened to Bladewire ?

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            • ilnjscb
              Confirmed User
              • Jun 2009
              • 8957

              #7
              Originally posted by Busty2
              So that's what really happened to Bladewire ?
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              • JFK
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                • Jan 2002
                • 67369

                #8
                Originally posted by Look Chang
                It's called "having eyes bigger than ass" ...

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                • thirdworldxxx
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                  • Mar 2010
                  • 810

                  #9
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                  • bronco67
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Dec 2006
                    • 29026

                    #10
                    You would think after the grueling trek to get the first 12 inches in, he might think this couldn't end well and abort.

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                    • RyuLion
                      • Mar 2003
                      • 32369

                      #11
                      I wonder how much they charged him, hopefully he learned his lesson..

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                      • HairyChick
                        Slowly dying
                        • Sep 2012
                        • 3091

                        #12
                        The photo of it inside him is scary. Guys and toys are cool, but, 23 inches? Talk about size queens!

                        A big part of me thinks this isn’t real. It’s practically under his armpit but the route from anus to colon goes through intestines and other organs. It went straight up unless I’m seeing the x-ray wrong

                        I’m just imagining him walking into the ER and explaining what’s wrong ... He needs lessons about cords attached to the end, like tampons, to pull it out when stuck.
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                        Anti-Semites have Small Penis Syndrome. The only known treatment is electroshock therapy combined with cerebellum removal. Fortunately, it’s a tiny procedure.
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                        • kmanrox
                          aka K-Man
                          • Oct 2001
                          • 29295

                          #13
                          What a lightweight! Pffft.
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                          • balint
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                            • Feb 2014
                            • 700

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Busty2
                            So that's what really happened to Bladewire ?
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                            • balint
                              Confirmed User
                              • Feb 2014
                              • 700

                              #15
                              23 inches = 58.42 centimeters
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                              • NatalieK
                                Natalie K
                                • Apr 2010
                                • 19832

                                #16
                                no pics of the sex toy...


                                highly disappointing
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                                • lock
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jul 2003
                                  • 5065

                                  #17
                                  He got ripped off buying the 2 foot versian the extra inch may have helped.
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                                  • EddyTheDog
                                    Just Doing My Own Thing
                                    • Jan 2011
                                    • 25433

                                    #18
                                    Before anybody asks - No it wasn't!..

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                                    • theS2O
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                                      • Sep 2003
                                      • 4785

                                      #19
                                      That's a long one.
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                                      • ilnjscb
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jun 2009
                                        • 8957

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by EddyTheDog
                                        Before anybody asks - No it wasn't!..

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                                        • Scrapper
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Dec 2004
                                          • 491

                                          #21
                                          The story is misleading. He didn't want the toy removed, just the batteries changed.

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