NEWS: Cost Of Living Now Outweighs Benefits

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • Voodoo
    ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠
    • Sep 2002
    • 10600

    #1

    NEWS: Cost Of Living Now Outweighs Benefits

    WASHINGTON, DC?A report released Monday by the Federal Consumer Quality-Of-Life Control Board indicates that the cost of living now outstrips life's benefits for many Americans.

    "This is sobering news," said study director Jack Farness. "For the first time, we have statistical evidence of what we've suspected for the past 40 years: Life really isn't worth living."

    To arrive at their conclusions, study directors first identified the average yearly costs and benefits of life. Tangible benefits such as median income ($43,000) were weighed against such tangible costs as home-ownership ($18,000). Next, scientists assigned a financial value to intangibles such as finding inner peace ($15,000), establishing emotional closeness with family members ($3,000), and brief moments of joy ($5 each). Taken together, the study results indicate that "it is unwise to go on living."

    [ MORE ]

    "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."
  • munki
    Do Fun Shit.
    • Dec 2004
    • 13393

    #2
    Instant crassic

    I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

    Comment

    • Fletch XXX
      GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
      • Jan 2002
      • 60840

      #3
      [QUOTE=Voodoo;15746628] home-ownership ($18,000). [\QUOTE]

      homes for 18k???

      they forgot quite a few zeroes

      nvrmind re-read it, i guess thats yearly...

      Want an Android App for your tube, membership, or free site?

      Need banners or promo material? Hit us up (ICQ Fletch: 148841377) or email me fletchxxx at gmail.com - recent work - About me

      Comment

      • Carmine Raguso
        So Fucking Banned
        • Dec 2008
        • 2158

        #4
        This is a major reason while people commit suicide in the country. Mark my words, the suicide rate is going to go through the roof even more than it already has. It really is tough out there for the average Joe.

        What a fucking shame.

        Comment

        • Carmine Raguso
          So Fucking Banned
          • Dec 2008
          • 2158

          #5
          [QUOTE=Fletch XXX;15746636]
          Originally posted by Voodoo
          home-ownership ($18,000). [\QUOTE]

          homes for 18k???

          they forgot quite a few zeroes

          nvrmind re-read it, i guess thats yearly...
          I think they mean yearly dude... and I agree, the number is still low in my book, but maybe when factoring in poor to rich this is a median yearly mortgage payment sum?

          Comment

          • Fletch XXX
            GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
            • Jan 2002
            • 60840

            #6
            Originally posted by Carmine Raguso

            I think they mean yearly dude... and I agree, the number is still low in my book, but maybe when factoring in poor to rich this is a median yearly mortgage payment sum?
            yeah i caught it after i started typing post...

            Originally posted by Fletch XXX

            nvrmind re-read it, i guess thats yearly...

            Want an Android App for your tube, membership, or free site?

            Need banners or promo material? Hit us up (ICQ Fletch: 148841377) or email me fletchxxx at gmail.com - recent work - About me

            Comment

            • rowan
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Mar 2002
              • 17393

              #7
              Uhh... before discussing the estimates in great detail perhaps you guys should check the domain it's posted on.

              Comment

              • The Ghost
                IslandDollars.com
                • Oct 2004
                • 12188

                #8
                Originally posted by Voodoo
                WASHINGTON, DC?A report released Monday by the Federal Consumer Quality-Of-Life Control Board indicates that the cost of living now outstrips life's benefits for many Americans.

                "This is sobering news," said study director Jack Farness. "For the first time, we have statistical evidence of what we've suspected for the past 40 years: Life really isn't worth living."

                To arrive at their conclusions, study directors first identified the average yearly costs and benefits of life. Tangible benefits such as median income ($43,000) were weighed against such tangible costs as home-ownership ($18,000). Next, scientists assigned a financial value to intangibles such as finding inner peace ($15,000), establishing emotional closeness with family members ($3,000), and brief moments of joy ($5 each). Taken together, the study results indicate that "it is unwise to go on living."

                [ MORE ]

                Awesome
                ISLAND DOLLARS
                1000's of Exclusive TS scenes / Constant Updates
                Best TS Network your surfers will ever join

                Comment

                • DaddyHalbucks
                  A freakin' legend!
                  • Feb 2004
                  • 18975

                  #9
                  99% of our problems are caused by big government, especially Congress, and the new master of the socialist plantation.
                  Boner Money

                  Comment

                  • Deesnuts
                    Confirmed User
                    • Feb 2009
                    • 2792

                    #10
                    the truth comes out

                    Comment

                    • Carmine Raguso
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Dec 2008
                      • 2158

                      #11
                      Originally posted by rowan
                      Uhh... before discussing the estimates in great detail perhaps you guys should check the domain it's posted on.
                      pwnt.......

                      Comment

                      • Ozarkz
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Jan 2009
                        • 2377

                        #12
                        *cough*The Onion*cough*

                        Comment

                        • PornNewz
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jul 2008
                          • 851

                          #13
                          Fuck, I just pissed myself laughing after reading the whole article

                          God bless The ONION!!!
                          Pornnewz.com

                          PR Round up, No one is safe!

                          Comment

                          • PornNewz
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jul 2008
                            • 851

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Carmine Raguso
                            This is a major reason while people commit suicide in the country. Mark my words, the suicide rate is going to go through the roof even more than it already has. It really is tough out there for the average Joe.

                            What a fucking shame.
                            Pornnewz.com

                            PR Round up, No one is safe!

                            Comment

                            • missipissi
                              Confirmed User
                              • Dec 2008
                              • 205

                              #15
                              Before anyone gets too worked up....

                              Paid Search Marketing & Email Campaign Management | The Original SEO Web Host
                              Missi's XBiz Profile | ICQ: 18546111 | AIM: pissi missi | skype: missimaynard

                              Comment

                              • ultimatebbwdotcom
                                Confirmed User
                                • Mar 2006
                                • 591

                                #16
                                "The fact is, the supply of Americans greatly outstrips demand," said Evan Alvi of the Portland-based Maynard Institute.



                                Gotta love the Onion
                                Ultimatebbw.com
                                Dangerouscurvesdesign.com

                                Comment

                                • Vicious_B
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • May 2008
                                  • 2564

                                  #17
                                  My favorite part


                                  The average citizen's lousy, smelly, uncomfortable daily-transportation costs rose 2.1 percent in January," Derek Capeletti of Wells Fargo Capital Management said. "Clothing costs were up 2.3 percent, reflecting an increased need for the pleated khakis, sensible sweater-sets, and solid ties we have to wear to our awful fucking jobs. And grocery expenses were up almost 4 percent, reflecting the difficulty that light-beer, microwave-burrito, and rotisserie-chicken makers have faced in meeting the needs of a depressed economy and citizenry."
                                  ICQ# 419 775 271



                                  Comment

                                  • woj
                                    <&(©¿©)&>
                                    • Jul 2002
                                    • 47880

                                    #18
                                    Custom Software Development, email: woj#at#wojfun#.#com to discuss details or skype: wojl2000 or gchat: wojfun or telegram: wojl2000
                                    Affiliate program tools: Hosted Galleries Manager Banner Manager Video Manager
                                    Wordpress Affiliate Plugin Pic/Movie of the Day Fansign Generator Zip Manager

                                    Comment

                                    • charlie3273
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Nov 2008
                                      • 376

                                      #19
                                      Bump the onion
                                      Super Slutty That is my website of many I have.

                                      Comment

                                      • $5 submissions
                                        I help you SUCCEED
                                        • Nov 2003
                                        • 32189

                                        #20
                                        The onion rules. Check out their "news" videos too. Better production quality than many local real news channels.

                                        Comment

                                        Working...