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Old 08-18-2018, 06:52 PM  
HairyChick
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Originally Posted by Bladewire View Post
That's strange what bank is it? It's probably referring to erotic literature?
I wish I remembered. My site had the word “erotica” in it yet was approved. Paysites had no sex but nudity. At first, they said no. I fought back and said “no pink” showed and breasts weren’t x-rated. They basically said a vagina is porn. I countered that a hairy vagina didn’t show skin and showed the model wasn’t a child.

The MasterCard guy at the bank agreed but said the girls were disgusting. I responded that there’s no accounting for taste.

It took a while but eventually they gave me the account. Gave isn’t the word; I paid a guy $2k for the account. Come to find out he’s the bank president’s son! He was found to be offering adult accounts for money and was fired. I got a refund but learned a newbie lesson: wait for the internet and research before leaping. Don’t believe stories that say adult merchant accounts are impossible to get. The internet had just taken off ....l

I never forgot that guy. My models were “vile” and he repeated that incessantly. Kept asking for phone sex, too. If I ever finish writing my book, I’ll include him. “The Banking Pervert” is a good chapter name!
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