I just got my first patent.

**Carmine Raguso** · 04-15-2009, 07:31 AM

Originally posted by Voodoo

I just finalized my first patent.
I have successfully patented "Web Design".

You'll be receiving a letter soon.

Thanks for your prompt responses & payments.

Oh fuck, run for the hills

**marketsmart** · 04-15-2009, 07:32 AM

i patented ass to mouth to ass, so the next time you are banging your boyfriend in the ass, please make sure you finish in his mouth..

ok sweetie pie....

**Iron Fist** · 04-15-2009, 07:32 AM

I patented "Prior Art".

Expect a letter when you send your letter.

**Carmine Raguso** · 04-15-2009, 07:33 AM

Originally posted by sharphead

I patented "Prior Art".

Expect a letter when you send your letter.

I patented postage. I dare you to send me a letter

**Voodoo** · 04-15-2009, 07:34 AM

Originally posted by Carmine Raguso

I patented postage. I dare you to send me a letter

I patented words.

**AssPirate** · 04-15-2009, 07:36 AM

I patented ideas. So there!

**JamesK** · 04-15-2009, 07:38 AM

I patented patents. Fuck you all.

**munki** · 04-15-2009, 07:39 AM

my patents pending on both "web" and "design"... we will be talking soon...

**Voodoo** · 04-15-2009, 07:39 AM

Originally posted by JamesK

I patented patents. Fuck you all.

C&D! I patented the concept of "I".

**RyuLion** · 04-15-2009, 07:56 AM

I've patente all girl's asses..with my teeth!

**mikeyddddd** · 04-15-2009, 08:25 AM

**Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE** · 04-15-2009, 08:38 AM

I patented breathing, so please Cease and Decease!

**TisMe** · 04-15-2009, 09:22 AM

Originally posted by JamesK

I patented patents. Fuck you all.

I patented Pat, there for your patent of patent is infringing on my patent on pat.

Please remove my patented pat from your patented patent.

Rinse and repeat.

**MaDalton** · 04-15-2009, 09:24 AM

wheres Alienq when you need him

**DaddyHalbucks** · 04-15-2009, 09:38 AM

Been there, done that. Patents are an invitation to litigation. Who wants that?

**Dirty Dane** · 04-15-2009, 09:42 AM

Congrats

**PSD CSS XHTML** · 04-15-2009, 09:42 AM

Who holds the patent on patent parodies? You guys all owe him big.

**Manowar** · 04-15-2009, 11:03 AM

i just patented breathing

**Vicious_B** · 04-15-2009, 11:09 AM

Am I the only one that thought that said I just got my first patient at first glance?

**Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE** · 04-15-2009, 12:57 PM

Originally posted by Killswitch

I patented breathing, so please Cease and Decease!

Originally posted by Manowar

i just patented breathing

You are infringing on my patent, please cease and decease immediately!

**Cyber Fucker** · 04-15-2009, 01:04 PM

Congrats, and now see sig

**2012** · 04-15-2009, 01:05 PM

I send the guy that owns .gif's weekly checks

**XPays** · 04-15-2009, 01:08 PM

congrats to the winners

**CurrentlySober** · 04-15-2009, 01:09 PM

I patented taking a poo...

I like poo...

Next time y'all take a dump... Please think of the money your going to owe me!

**Libertine** · 04-15-2009, 01:13 PM

Originally posted by Voodoo

I just finalized my first patent.
I have successfully patented "Web Design".

You'll be receiving a letter soon.

Thanks for your prompt responses & payments.

Little did they know that he was serious.

**kmanrox** · 04-15-2009, 02:19 PM

hey evan, how much and how long does it typically cost to land a patent when it's all said and done? you have real life experience in this right?

**sortie** · 04-15-2009, 02:31 PM

Originally posted by Voodoo

I just finalized my first patent.
I have successfully patented "Web Design".

You'll be receiving a letter soon.

Thanks for your prompt responses & payments.

I got all excited for your success for nothing.

But I get the "acacia"(orhoweveritsspelled) theme.

**XPays** · 04-15-2009, 03:09 PM

Originally posted by kmanrox

hey evan, how much and how long does it typically cost to land a patent when it's all said and done? you have real life experience in this right?

yo dude- it varies depending on how much legal help you need to draft the patent and/or deal with office actions. office actions are when the uspto asks you questions during the approval process. there are filing fees as well. it could cost as little as $5k for a real do-it-yourselfer or as much as $50k-$100k for big time legal. yes, michael and i have 2 issued u.s. patents and 7 or 8 pending.

**Hollywood Horwitz** · 04-15-2009, 03:10 PM

Voodoo, whats new? Long time no hear from, you going to Coachella?

**cherrylula** · 04-15-2009, 03:41 PM

you better sue this guy first, he is copying you!

**devine** · 04-15-2009, 03:45 PM

I patented God. Bow to the power

**u-Bob** · 04-15-2009, 03:47 PM

I patented gfy sigs

**Redrob** · 04-15-2009, 04:12 PM

I patented the "alphabet." Now pay up.....

**Spunky** · 04-15-2009, 04:14 PM

You'll be rolling in the bling bling soon

**chemicaleyes** · 04-15-2009, 04:34 PM

Originally posted by mikeyddddd

**collegeboobies** · 04-15-2009, 04:34 PM

sounds like fun

**D Ghost** · 04-15-2009, 04:39 PM

lol hahahahaha

**Odie** · 04-15-2009, 05:00 PM

I love it!! VOOODOOOOOOOOO!

I just got my first patent.

I just got my first patent.

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