You guys ever been bitten by FISH?

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  • Smack dat
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jul 2016
    • 4613

    #1

    Events You guys ever been bitten by FISH?

    Our family has experienced two fish related tragedies within the last couple of weeks and we are starting to wonder what the fuck is going on.
    The first involved our son Michael. he loves to fish and has been doing so at the local lake for over 5 years. We have no reason to worry until last Sunday when he got bitten.

    Apparently, Michael had caught a Pike. A pretty common fish that likes to eat other fish, however, the one he caught was the biggest the fishing association said they had personally seen. It was over 23lb and actually took a bite out of Michaels' arm as he was putting it in the net.

    The second was a pet. We have some tropical fish at home some of which are a piranha. We have had piranah as pets for over 1 year with no problem but on Thursday our sofia decided to feed the piranah bread. She took a few slices of bread and broke them into the tank. When the fish didn't take the bait she started to push the bread towards the fish.

    This is when they attacked. First one fish bit then another, then another until the fish tank was red with blood.

    Luckily she pulled her hand out pretty quickly but still, the fish managed to eat parts of her fingers to the bone.
  • SIK
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2006
    • 1497

    #2
    I would say that NOT putting your hand in the piranha tank is 101 of piranha keeping, but what do I know, I don't own piranhas.
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    • Spunky
      I need a beer
      • Jun 2002
      • 133978

      #3
      Come on "eat parts of her fingers to the bone." "We have some tropical fish at home some of which are a piranha"
      I don't believe this

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      • Mr Pheer
        So Fucking Banned
        • Dec 2002
        • 22082

        #4
        ^^ cocksucker

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        • CurrentlySober
          Too lazy to wipe my ass
          • Aug 2002
          • 38947

          #5
          Ive been stung by a Weever fish when I was small...


          👁️ 👍️ 💩

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          • Spunky
            I need a beer
            • Jun 2002
            • 133978

            #6
            Originally posted by Mr Pheer
            << cocksucker
            Your sexual preference is your business bro

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            • Look Chang
              Voyeur
              • Sep 2010
              • 3686

              #7
              Fishes love cocks ...

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              • CurrentlySober
                Too lazy to wipe my ass
                • Aug 2002
                • 38947

                #8


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                • BaldBastard
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Jan 2001
                  • 16822

                  #9
                  Stick your dick in the tank and post it on youtube, you'll be famous! maybe even a new fetish!

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