How Many Litres Of Cum Are You Responsible For On Your Website?

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  • incredibleworkethic
    Confirmed User
    • Sep 2009
    • 2302
    #1

    Business How Many Litres Of Cum Are You Responsible For On Your Website?

    Totally a random thought lol. So I calculated it.

    I found I have about 100k sessions on my site per month, I assume say 25k or 1/4 get off on it, spending about 7 minutes on my site with a low bounce rate.

    The average load is between 2ml and 6ml so i went with 3ml on the lower end.

    The result is 75,000ML or /1000 = 75 litres of cum assuming they are all male and 1/4 of total users got off to my site.

    Sorry about the Canadian spelling and sorry for this useless fact! Maybe you'll find an error in my data.

    75 litres of cum per month is a lot. But I bet some of you do way more haha.

    It's perverted but totally something to wonder about when you're thinking of your user's experience. I hope they got off or this was all for nothing. ;)
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    • incredibleworkethic
      Confirmed User
      • Sep 2009
      • 2302
      #2
      Or 19.81 gallons

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        • NatalieK
          Natalie K
          • Apr 2010
          • 20123
          #3
          about 10 gallons a month from my members, damn, some of them are filthy fuckers
          My official site / Custom vids / Make money links / First time girls
          Email: [email protected] - "Converting traffic into income since 2005"

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            • Look Chang
              Voyeur
              • Sep 2010
              • 18255
              #4
              When you like you don't count ...

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                • adultchatpay
                  Let's Make Money
                  • Dec 2008
                  • 8785
                  #5
                  Imagine the amount for pornhub or youporn alone. Must be the size of Olympic swimming pool daily. That is a lot! lol

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                    • Busty2
                      Member since 1999
                      • Dec 2007
                      • 7202
                      #6
                      Originally posted by incredibleworkethic
                      Totally a random thought lol. So I calculated it.

                      I found I have about 100k sessions on my site per month, I assume say 25k or 1/4 get off on it, spending about 7 minutes on my site with a low bounce rate.

                      The average load is between 2ml and 6ml so i went with 3ml on the lower end.

                      The result is 75,000ML or /1000 = 75 litres of cum assuming they are all male and 1/4 of total users got off to my site.

                      Sorry about the Canadian spelling and sorry for this useless fact! Maybe you'll find an error in my data.

                      75 litres of cum per month is a lot. But I bet some of you do way more haha.

                      It's perverted but totally something to wonder about when you're thinking of your user's experience. I hope they got off or this was all for nothing. ;)

                      You should also note in an effort to be fully transparent that its possible 10% of your members who are over the age of 55 could be suffering from Benign Prostate Hyperplasia also known as BHP this could result in average loads increasing from 3ml to 20ml due to the enlarged size of the Prostate. This would skew your final results ?

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                        • Bladewire
                          StraightBro
                          • Aug 2003
                          • 56228
                          #7
                          Over 20 years, I can only imagine


                          Skype: CallTomNow

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                            • Bladewire
                              StraightBro
                              • Aug 2003
                              • 56228
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Busty2
                              You should also note in an effort to be fully transparent that its possible 10% of your members who are over the age of 55 could be suffering from Benign Prostate Hyperplasia also known as BHP this could result in average loads increasing from 3ml to 20ml due to the enlarged size of the Prostate. This would skew your final results ?


                              Skype: CallTomNow

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                                • incredibleworkethic
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Sep 2009
                                  • 2302
                                  #9
                                  Do you guys realized what happened in this thread? We all generally agreed on what we were here to talk about ;). Kind of a business thread! Happy nutting.

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                                    • astronaut x
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • May 2011
                                      • 4844
                                      #10
                                      Kind of a gross thought.

                                      But I am guilty. I look at all the shit Ive bought since starting my first site, and have randomly thought about this myself over the years. LOL
                                      Hello

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