ATASCADEROSTAN, CA: Salaam, my brothers and sisters. And by "peace", I mean "peace of mind" when processing payments. For I,
Raja Bin Laden, have declared Holy War on the
Great Satan Fraud, and its
Baby Satan Chargebacks. They shrink in fear from the very name
ChargebackHelp.
If you're facing a payments apocalypse from processing too many chargebacks,
ChargebackHelp can redeem you. Ask upon us anything. Nothing too extreme, though, I'm from Canada.
This is the direct line to my undisclosed location:
1(800)975-9905
Or visit my cave:
http://chargebackhelp.com
Call us for a free chargeback analysis, and let your revenue flow like spice upon a camel's back.
RAJA'S FIVE PILLARS OF PROCESSING PROTECTION:
1. Know that my minions will not rest until your chargeback ratios are acceptable to VISA & MasterCard (peace be upon them).
2. We will reduce your chargebacks to refunds and lay waste to friendly fraud with representment.
3. We will purge your unclean processing costs by up to 80% in the fires of our blessed gateway BILLAPAY.
4. We will deliver you unto our Merchant Services at reasonable prices.
5. We will manage your alerts while you vacation in Paradise with 70 virgins... 2 hookers... 1 spouse... whatever your preference. No judgement.