===== what's the worst thing you can say after sex? =====

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  • woj
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    • Jul 2002
    • 47880

    #51
    50 worst things to say after sex
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    • G-Rotica
      Confirmed User
      • Aug 2005
      • 4258

      #52
      How about you do some of them dishes before you leave?

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      • Sam Granger
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        • Dec 2004
        • 3958

        #53
        Can I have fries with that?

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        • Tom_PM
          Porn Meister
          • Feb 2005
          • 16443

          #54
          "oops" 78
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          • LeRoy
            Porn Pusher
            • Jul 2007
            • 13362

            #55
            I love you too (fill in wrong name here)
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            • abyss_al
              **LOOKING FOR TRADES**
              • Oct 2003
              • 15605

              #56
              Originally posted by mozadek
              "where did I put your diaper and pacifier?"
              Originally posted by frankie_gunn
              ok...now dress up and go to school...




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              • _Richard_
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Oct 2006
                • 30989

                #57
                'ever hear about rodeo sex?'

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                • PAR
                  Confirmed User
                  • May 2005
                  • 1835

                  #58
                  I rule - at fuckin,
                  my job - is truckin,
                  don't stop - keep suckin,

                  So tell me who's your abusive stepfather again...?

                  Don't worry our moms a whore to!!!

                  NEXT!!

                  I'm done pounding the farts out of you, you can go now.

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                  • seeandsee
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                    • Mar 2006
                    • 50945

                    #59
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                    • abyss_al
                      **LOOKING FOR TRADES**
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 15605

                      #60
                      Originally posted by PAR
                      I rule - at fuckin,
                      my job - is truckin,
                      don't stop - keep suckin,

                      So tell me who's your abusive stepfather again...?

                      Don't worry our moms a whore to!!!

                      NEXT!!

                      I'm done pounding the farts out of you, you can go now.


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                      • sortie
                        Confirmed User
                        • Mar 2007
                        • 7771

                        #61
                        Originally posted by After Shock Media
                        I have had diarrhea with more friction than that.



                        You killed me with that shit!


                        And the above statement would also be my entry into this thread.

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                        • Miguel T
                          ♦ Web Developer ♦
                          • May 2005
                          • 12470

                          #62
                          Originally posted by Angry Jew Cat
                          Can I have my AIDS back now?
                          Ouchhhh LOL!

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                          • jmcb420
                            So Fucking Drunk
                            • Oct 2006
                            • 2155

                            #63
                            I wonder what my wife is up to?
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                            • GAMEFINEST
                              Make STACK$
                              • Nov 2006
                              • 14470

                              #64
                              what are you still doing here?
                              Compound interest.

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                              • 2012
                                So Fucking What
                                • Jul 2006
                                • 17189

                                #65
                                What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap. Guess it's all that pumpin.... pump and dump!
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                                • abyss_al
                                  **LOOKING FOR TRADES**
                                  • Oct 2003
                                  • 15605

                                  #66
                                  Originally posted by fartfly

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                                  • plyndrty
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jul 2003
                                    • 1477

                                    #67
                                    True story.

                                    I knew a girl in Miami that told a guy, "Get off me, your just making a mess!". Poor guy probably hasn't had sex since...
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                                    • LBBV
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Aug 2002
                                      • 936

                                      #68
                                      Okay...this duct tape is going to hurt a bit when I rip it off...and don't you scream!!!
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                                      • Brainiac
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jun 2008
                                        • 7792

                                        #69
                                        Originally posted by GAMEFINEST
                                        what are you still doing here?
                                        ouch
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                                        • PseudoPrime
                                          Registered User
                                          • Nov 2005
                                          • 43

                                          #70
                                          Who's been using my Fleshlight?
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                                          • DrChango
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Dec 2008
                                            • 938

                                            #71
                                            Originally posted by After Shock Media
                                            Can I get a refund?

                                            I have had diarrhea with more friction than that.

                                            My condom broke.

                                            I wish I would of just stayed home and masturbated.
                                            I've actually thought the last one before, but I didn't say for fear of getting stabbed on my way out the door.
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                                            • Lonely immortal
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Mar 2007
                                              • 417

                                              #72
                                              "So when do we start fucking?"

                                              "Your sister does that thing I liked too"

                                              "Your mom does that thing I liked too"

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                                              • SifuE
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                                                • Aug 2007
                                                • 877

                                                #73
                                                your mom is a better fuck with a sweeter and tighter pussy!
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                                                • Deesnuts
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Feb 2009
                                                  • 2792

                                                  #74
                                                  so what do i owe you

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                                                  • leroytrolley
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                                                    • Dec 2005
                                                    • 2301

                                                    #75
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                                                    • Pixelbucks Eric
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Nov 2008
                                                      • 496

                                                      #76
                                                      I'm not done yet..you got a dog maybe?
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                                                      • WhiplashDug
                                                        ICS Graphics Dude
                                                        • Aug 2006
                                                        • 3438

                                                        #77
                                                        dudes...

                                                        "hey, grab your crap, if you hurry, you can catch the 22 bus right down the street"
                                                        "oh crap, where did my ring go, hold still, I'll get it out"

                                                        chicks...

                                                        "hey, was that the whole team?"
                                                        "oh crap, i think my dad's home!"
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                                                        • A-n-D-r-E-S
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                                                          • Aug 2008
                                                          • 3949

                                                          #78
                                                          Originally posted by LeRoy
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                                                          • Mrs Blazing
                                                            Registered User
                                                            • Apr 2007
                                                            • 46

                                                            #79
                                                            saying nothing...

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                                                            • PornMD
                                                              Mainstream Businessman
                                                              • Jan 2007
                                                              • 9291

                                                              #80
                                                              Originally posted by PAR
                                                              Damn - fuckin thorough that is. Lol at "Thanks...here's a dollar in change, mostly pennies."
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                                                              • mpahlca
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Feb 2004
                                                                • 1821

                                                                #81
                                                                I thought it would have been:

                                                                "Hey Al thanks did i get the job?"
                                                                I could give two shits wether you read this sig or not.

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                                                                • avm79
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                                                                  • Nov 2006
                                                                  • 275

                                                                  #82
                                                                  Come in guys, you owe me 5 bucks now!!
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                                                                  • jgabra62
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                                                                    • Nov 2006
                                                                    • 1396

                                                                    #83
                                                                    ...I think I just pooped.
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