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  • CarlosTheGaucho
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2005
    • 9569
    #51
    Originally posted by Angry Jew Cat
    You are godly and have a superior intellect, I fold...
    Oh, I see you finally realized what sarcam means, maybe we will understand each other someday!

    Why in the world does it always be the hard way?

    Maybe I should learn more about manners from GFY.

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      • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
        (felis madjewicus)
        • Jul 2006
        • 20368
        #52
        Originally posted by CarlosTheGaucho
        Oh, I see you finally realized what sarcam means, maybe we will understand each other someday!
        I think your own sarcasm meter could use some tuning...

        I'm gonna go back to being a web 2.0 monkey now, kthnxbi. You can go back to demonstrating to the rest of the braindead web 2.0 monkeys what a superior human specimen you are now. I wouldn't want to stand in the way of you dismantling the multiverse or anything like that. I have tweets to twit.
        Last edited by Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life; 04-08-2009, 03:47 AM.

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          • CarlosTheGaucho
            Confirmed User
            • Oct 2005
            • 9569
            #53
            Originally posted by Angry Jew Cat
            I think your own sarcasm meter could use some tuning...

            I'm gonna go back to being a web 2.0 monkey now, kthnxbi. You can go back to demonstrating to the rest of the braindead web 2.0 monkeys what a superior human specimen you are now. I wouldn't want to stand in the way of you dismantling the multiverse or anything like that. I have tweets to twit.
            Dude, did you ever hear about getting a clear evidence about someone being an idiot and mentally limited by irritating him?

            I'm only very mediocre in this so far.
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              • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                (felis madjewicus)
                • Jul 2006
                • 20368
                #54
                Originally posted by CarlosTheGaucho
                Look what the babbling idiot just received to his mailbox:



                Od: Kate Witchard [mailto]
                Odesláno: Wednesday, April 08, 2009 3:23 AM
                Komu: [email protected]
                Předmět: Big Sister Filming - National Geographic

                Dear Mr Carol Borowitz,

                My name is Kate Witchard and I am a Researcher working on a long running anthropological series called 'Taboo' for the National Geographic Channel. The series considers various social and cultural taboos around the world and provides historical, cultural and academic insight to dispel the myths surrounding them.

                We are doing an episode on the taboos of sex and prostitution around the world and we would love to film a story on the Big Sister business. As a part of this story we would hope to film an interview with yourself, some of the girls working within Big Sister and some of the clients that visit. The documentary will be an interesting worldwide study which also includes interviews with academics and historians.

                I would love to speak with you at greater depth about the series and the possibility of filming at Big Sister. Please advise me of the number that is best to contact you on and the best time to call. I am based in London and can be easily contacted via the details below. If you a free today it would be a great opportunity to speak.

                I look forward to speaking with you about the possibility of appearing in our National Geographic program.

                Warm Regards,

                Kate

                Kate Witchard
                Researcher | Taboo
                National Geographic Channel

                London Office
                W:
                M: censored
                E: censored





                GO FUCK YOURSELF I'M BACK TO WORK AND I'M GOING TO SMACK EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU WHO POST, CAUSE I AM IN A GOOD MOOD NOW!
                i can almost hear the strokes of masturbatory self assurance echoing through my monitor...

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                  • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                    (felis madjewicus)
                    • Jul 2006
                    • 20368
                    #55
                    Originally posted by CarlosTheGaucho
                    Dude, did you ever hear about getting a clear evidence about someone being an idiot and mentally limited by irritating him?

                    I'm only very mediocre in this so far.
                    no, i just hear stroking

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                      • CarlosTheGaucho
                        Confirmed User
                        • Oct 2005
                        • 9569
                        #56
                        Originally posted by Angry Jew Cat
                        i can almost hear the strokes of masturbatory self assurance echoing through my monitor...
                        And we both can jerk off behind our keyborads.

                        We all are the same blood, same ass, same cock (mine is bigger), we both might be idiots at time and we both waste time here.

                        The only difference is - that while I'll be doing it - while I'll be jerking off, I'll be winning,

                        and I'll be grossing another 520 USD per every 1 000 uniques that hit my sites.

                        What will you do?
                        Last edited by CarlosTheGaucho; 04-08-2009, 04:01 AM.
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                          • BVF
                            Black Vagina Finder
                            • Jan 2002
                            • 13975
                            #57
                            If a female who has already been bullshitting me waits until I show up to tell me that she wants to bring a friend, then neither one of them will be going out...I'll either demand that only the one I came for get in my vehicle or both of them will be getting left.

                            Black Pussy
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                              • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                                (felis madjewicus)
                                • Jul 2006
                                • 20368
                                #58
                                Originally posted by CarlosTheGaucho
                                And we both can jerk off behind our keyborads.

                                We all are the same blood, same ass, same cock, we both might be idiots on time and we both waste time here.

                                The only difference is - that while I'll be doing it - I'll be winning, and I'll be grossing another 520 USD per every 1 000 uniques that hit my site.

                                What will you do?
                                stroke stroke stroke stroke stroke...

                                i already told you, you win, you're a god amongst men. i couldn't possibly compete with you on any level. you're smarter, better looking, get laid more, make more money, and have dismantled and reassembled the whole of reality and meaning of life ten times over. you see right through me like a pane of glass...

                                can you spare some change please sir? i'll do a jig for you like a good little web 2.0 monkey...
                                Last edited by Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life; 04-08-2009, 04:05 AM.

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                                  • who
                                    So Fucking Banned
                                    • Aug 2003
                                    • 19593
                                    #59
                                    You're such a douche, carlo

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                                      • CarlosTheGaucho
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Oct 2005
                                        • 9569
                                        #60
                                        Let's use those idiots (not meaning who - he's smart) for a little bit of promotion:

                                        ________________________________________
                                        Od: Carl Borowitz [mailto:cb @ bigsistermedia . net]
                                        Odesláno: Wednesday, April 08, 2009 5:02 AM
                                        Komu: 'Kate Witchard'
                                        Předmět: RE: Big Sister Filming - National Geographic

                                        Dear Kate,

                                        Many Thanks for your email,

                                        I’m delighted by the chance to work With National Geographic, As you may have noticed yourself in those many press reports we have all over the print media and internet, I frequently use to call our project a „National Geographic“ for adults.

                                        I will be glad to work with you, as far as I was also the person that worked with Bloomberg, NY Times or other press outlets directly, and feel somehow qualified to.

                                        What would be a good time for a call?

                                        Awaiting your confirmation, and I’ll be in touch to agree on a date of filming and other, rather misscelaneous details.

                                        Best Wishes and looking forward to see you in Prague!

                                        Carl Borowitz,

                                        CEO

                                        Big Sister Media
                                        www.bigsistermedia.net
                                        icq: 264 739 556
                                        skype: carlosprague
                                        GSM: CENSORED
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                                          • CarlosTheGaucho
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Oct 2005
                                            • 9569
                                            #61
                                            Originally posted by Angry Jew Cat
                                            stroke stroke stroke stroke stroke...

                                            i already told you, you win, you're a god amongst men. i couldn't possibly compete with you on any level. you're smarter, better looking, get laid more, make more money, and have dismantled and reassembled the whole of reality and meaning of life ten times over. you see right through me like a pane of glass...

                                            can you spare some change please sir? i'll do a jig for you like a good little web 2.0 monkey...
                                            I'm very mediocre and I say what I mean and I do what I say,

                                            and I'm overly sarcastic, so many people just won't ever get it, and I offend their little egos and then they get aggressive and I feel childish for it.

                                            But I can't help it - monkeys rule.
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                                              • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                                                (felis madjewicus)
                                                • Jul 2006
                                                • 20368
                                                #62
                                                fuck i just came, i'm going to have a smoke and goto bed now...

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                                                  • CarlosTheGaucho
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Oct 2005
                                                    • 9569
                                                    #63
                                                    Originally posted by BVF
                                                    If a female who has already been bullshitting me waits until I show up to tell me that she wants to bring a friend, then neither one of them will be going out...I'll either demand that only the one I came for get in my vehicle or both of them will be getting left.
                                                    I totally agree,

                                                    I should have pick up a fake phone call or something once I saw them and then play bullshit scenario that I need to leave urgently, after seeing both of them.

                                                    Well, I'm even more adventurous than dumb some times.
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                                                      • CarlosTheGaucho
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Oct 2005
                                                        • 9569
                                                        #64
                                                        Originally posted by Angry Jew Cat
                                                        fuck i just came, i'm going to have a smoke and goto bed now...
                                                        I don't care what you do at home, I don't care if you jack off or not


                                                        I'll only ask you ONE THING IN THIS WORLD


                                                        DON'T GIVE ME CREDIT FOR IT!


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                                                          • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                                                            (felis madjewicus)
                                                            • Jul 2006
                                                            • 20368
                                                            #65
                                                            Originally posted by CarlosTheGaucho
                                                            I don't care what you do at home, I don't care if you jack off or not


                                                            I'll only ask you ONE THING IN THIS WORLD


                                                            DON'T GIVE ME CREDIT FOR IT!


                                                            you can last longer before cumming than me too...

                                                            GOD DAMNIT WHATEVER WILL I DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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                                                              • CarlosTheGaucho
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Oct 2005
                                                                • 9569
                                                                #66
                                                                Originally posted by who
                                                                You're such a douche, carlo
                                                                For you - CAROL!

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                                                                  • CarlosTheGaucho
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Oct 2005
                                                                    • 9569
                                                                    #67
                                                                    Originally posted by Angry Jew Cat
                                                                    you can last longer before cumming than me too...

                                                                    GOD DAMNIT WHATEVER WILL I DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
                                                                    I don't jerk off while fantasizing about sweaty male web2.0. ass, sorry.

                                                                    I'm very mediocre in sex too, as in most of things.
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                                                                      • Farang
                                                                        one sick puppy
                                                                        • Oct 2004
                                                                        • 11711
                                                                        #68
                                                                        do such clowns really get to hangout with xxxjay...
                                                                        fbm

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                                                                          • CarlosTheGaucho
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Oct 2005
                                                                            • 9569
                                                                            #69
                                                                            Originally posted by AAK
                                                                            do such clowns really get to hangout with xxxjay...
                                                                            I'll better let him answer!

                                                                            And answer me idiot,

                                                                            answer me

                                                                            I asked you a question

                                                                            Or did I ask you for another smart ass web2.0. comment!

                                                                            Where's communication these days, monkeys posting on web?

                                                                            GREAT!
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                                                                              • CarlosTheGaucho
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                                                                                • Oct 2005
                                                                                • 9569
                                                                                #70
                                                                                And this is my picture from last week as I needed to quick fix something at home:






















                                                                                So none of you questions my looks!
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                                                                                  • who
                                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                                    • Aug 2003
                                                                                    • 19593
                                                                                    #71
                                                                                    douche douche douche douche douche

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                                                                                      • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                                                                                        (felis madjewicus)
                                                                                        • Jul 2006
                                                                                        • 20368
                                                                                        #72
                                                                                        for the love of god please just stop saying the words "web 2.0"

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                                                                                          • CarlosTheGaucho
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • Oct 2005
                                                                                            • 9569
                                                                                            #73
                                                                                            Originally posted by Angry Jew Cat
                                                                                            for the love of god please just stop saying the words "web 2.0"
                                                                                            ok so I will rather say - "web where any idiot can contribute and pick on real people"

                                                                                            Will that be better, are you ok?

                                                                                            Only for your information - idiots are those, who started to pick on me in this thread, there are many sensible or even funny replies from those who GET IT.

                                                                                            But the Gauss Curve doesn't lie - there will always be more mediocre semi idiots, than people, who can behave in a cultured way or are at least interesting or funny or someting.

                                                                                            Thanks god we have to be politically correct here, we could insult a bunch of idiots!
                                                                                            Last edited by CarlosTheGaucho; 04-08-2009, 04:30 AM.
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                                                                                              • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                                                                                                (felis madjewicus)
                                                                                                • Jul 2006
                                                                                                • 20368
                                                                                                #74
                                                                                                Originally posted by CarlosTheGaucho
                                                                                                ok so I will rather say - "web where any idiot can contribute and pick on real people"

                                                                                                Will that be better, are you ok?

                                                                                                For information, idiots are those, who started to pick on me in this thread, there are many sensible or even funny replies from those who GET IT.

                                                                                                But the Gauss Curve doesn't lie - there will always be more mediocre semi idiots than people who can behave in a cultured way.

                                                                                                Thanks god we have to be politically correct here, we could insult a bunch of idiots!
                                                                                                dear grandpa internet, tell us stories of what it was like back in the good ol' days...

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                                                                                                  • CarlosTheGaucho
                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                    • Oct 2005
                                                                                                    • 9569
                                                                                                    #75
                                                                                                    Originally posted by Angry Jew Cat
                                                                                                    dear grandpa internet, tell us stories of what it was like back in the good ol' days...
                                                                                                    It was more like in real life, because you didn't have this stupid premise that anyone can contribute anonymously.

                                                                                                    So you can't just come to someone and tell him FUCK YOU ASSHOLE and not to expect any reaction.

                                                                                                    That's how it works, unfortunately, many morons with rather serious issues don't post here for fun - they're serious!

                                                                                                    A serious moron is not an easy thing to deal with, welcome to the web. where every idiot can contribute.
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                                                                                                      • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                                                                                                        (felis madjewicus)
                                                                                                        • Jul 2006
                                                                                                        • 20368
                                                                                                        #76
                                                                                                        Originally posted by CarlosTheGaucho
                                                                                                        It was more like in real life, because you didn't have this stupid premise that anyone can contribute anonymously.

                                                                                                        So you can't just come to someone and tell him FUCK YOU ASSHOLE and not to expect any reaction.

                                                                                                        That's how it works, unfortunately, many morons with rather serious issues don't post here for fun - they're serious!

                                                                                                        A serious moron is not an easy thing to deal with, welcome to the web. where every idiot can contribute.
                                                                                                        are you dreaming about this previous real life internet or something? or are you throwing back to the days when only serious physicists such as yourself were granted internet access?

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                                                                                                          • who
                                                                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                            • Aug 2003
                                                                                                            • 19593
                                                                                                            #77
                                                                                                            douche douche douche douche douche

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                                                                                                              • CarlosTheGaucho
                                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                                • Oct 2005
                                                                                                                • 9569
                                                                                                                #78
                                                                                                                Originally posted by Angry Jew Cat
                                                                                                                are you dreaming about this previous real life internet or something? or are you throwing back to the days when only serious physicists such as yourself were granted internet access?
                                                                                                                No, I'm trying to figure out what is your motivation to hassle me.
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                                                                                                                  • potter
                                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                                    • Dec 2004
                                                                                                                    • 6559
                                                                                                                    #79
                                                                                                                    Originally posted by Angry Jew Cat
                                                                                                                    I think your own sarcasm meter could use some tuning...

                                                                                                                    I'm gonna go back to being a web 2.0 monkey now, kthnxbi. You can go back to demonstrating to the rest of the braindead web 2.0 monkeys what a superior human specimen you are now. I wouldn't want to stand in the way of you dismantling the multiverse or anything like that. I have tweets to twit.

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                                                                                                                      • CarlosTheGaucho
                                                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                                                        • Oct 2005
                                                                                                                        • 9569
                                                                                                                        #80
                                                                                                                        I wonder if you guys who are picking on me (very badly btw.), ever have anything to say

                                                                                                                        (not meaning jew cat, cause no matter how he doesn't have to understand my humor, and no matter how I can troll him, he's at least himself and he's somehow dedicated)

                                                                                                                        Why don't you post in one of my serious threads?

                                                                                                                        http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=895582
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                                                                                                                          • UFGators2007
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                                                                                                                            • Nov 2007
                                                                                                                            • 1739
                                                                                                                            #81
                                                                                                                            All I have to say is wow.
                                                                                                                            "I use the Google to pull up maps."

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                                                                                                                              • Agent 488
                                                                                                                                Registered User
                                                                                                                                • Feb 2006
                                                                                                                                • 22511
                                                                                                                                #82
                                                                                                                                is there a point you get at where you realize that maybe the problem isn't everyone else in the world, it may be ........?

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                                                                                                                                  • CarlosTheGaucho
                                                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                    • Oct 2005
                                                                                                                                    • 9569
                                                                                                                                    #83
                                                                                                                                    Originally posted by budsbabes
                                                                                                                                    is there a point you get at where you realize that maybe the problem isn't everyone else in the world, it may be ........?
                                                                                                                                    Every single day, every day you learn something new!

                                                                                                                                    Dedication, reliability, responsibility, drive, edge, education, communication skills.

                                                                                                                                    Those all are points I strongly endorse.
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                                                                                                                                      • CarlosTheGaucho
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                                                                                                                                        • Oct 2005
                                                                                                                                        • 9569
                                                                                                                                        #84
                                                                                                                                        Btw. anyone who posts from now on gets a totally politically correct answer.
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                                                                                                                                          • HorseShit
                                                                                                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                            • Dec 2004
                                                                                                                                            • 17513
                                                                                                                                            #85
                                                                                                                                            funny shit right here

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                                                                                                                                              • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                                                                                                                                                (felis madjewicus)
                                                                                                                                                • Jul 2006
                                                                                                                                                • 20368
                                                                                                                                                #86
                                                                                                                                                Originally posted by CarlosTheGaucho
                                                                                                                                                I wonder if you guys who are picking on me (very badly btw.), ever have anything to say

                                                                                                                                                (not meaning jew cat, cause no matter how he doesn't have to understand my humor, and no matter how I can troll him, he's at least himself and he's somehow dedicated)

                                                                                                                                                Why don't you post in one of my serious threads?

                                                                                                                                                http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=895582
                                                                                                                                                i'm glad you enjoyed yourself, i enjoyed myself thoroughly

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                                                                                                                                                  • _Richard_
                                                                                                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                    • Oct 2006
                                                                                                                                                    • 30989
                                                                                                                                                    #87
                                                                                                                                                    > misscelaneous

                                                                                                                                                    sounds like a bad std hahaha

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