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  • Choder
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    • Jul 2002
    • 446

    #1

    Am I going to die?

    I just ate cream cheese that I realized afterwards expired on August 22nd. It has been fun chatting with all of you. Hopefully you will hear from me again.

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  • BV
    wtf
    • Sep 2001
    • 10914

    #2
    did you have marmelade with it?

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    • Alky
      Confirmed User
      • Apr 2002
      • 5651

      #3
      you'll be fine, its like eatting past due bleu cheese, that shit is already rotten

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      • quiet
        we'll miss you our friend. RIP
        • Sep 2001
        • 25115

        #4
        i never rule out the possibility of sudden death...
        we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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        • AnnihilaT
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          • Oct 2002
          • 249

          #5
          RIP

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          • Choder
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            • Jul 2002
            • 446

            #6
            Originally posted by BV
            did you have marmelade with it?
            No. A bagel (mold-free, I believe)
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            • kinkyplace
              Confirmed User
              • Mar 2002
              • 217

              #7
              To answer your question: eventually, yes.

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              • dickblast
                Confirmed User
                • Oct 2002
                • 666

                #8
                Originally posted by kinkyplace
                To answer your question: eventually, yes.
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                • Amputate Your Head
                  There can be only one
                  • Aug 2001
                  • 39075

                  #9
                  no.... that shit makes you immortal.
                  SIG TOO BIG

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                  • Voodoo
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                    • Sep 2002
                    • 10600

                    #10
                    You are going to die.

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                    • eMystic
                      Registered User
                      • Oct 2002
                      • 10

                      #11
                      Yes, you are going to die, but not because of the cream cheese, and only YAMA (God of Death) knows when.

                      If it looked okay, and smelled okay, it was okay. Expiration dates are estimates. Unless it was moldy, slimey or stinky, it should be okay.

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                      • theking
                        Nice Kitty
                        • Sep 2002
                        • 21053

                        #12
                        Originally posted by eMystic
                        Yes, you are going to die, but not because of the cream cheese, and only YAMA (God of Death) knows when.

                        If it looked okay, and smelled okay, it was okay. Expiration dates are estimates. Unless it was moldy, slimey or stinky, it should be okay.
                        Well shit. You mean if it is "moldy, slimey or stinky" you are not supposed to eat it?
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                        • Manny The Freak
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                          • Oct 2002
                          • 1503

                          #13
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                          • pornjudge
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Jun 2002
                            • 2214

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Choder
                            I just ate cream cheese that I realized afterwards expired on August 22nd. It has been fun chatting with all of you. Hopefully you will hear from me again.


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                            • PornoDoggy
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                              • Jun 2002
                              • 1053

                              #15
                              You should be fine unless you've consumed water or anything made with water.

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                              • FATPad
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                                • Oct 2001
                                • 6693

                                #16
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                                • Nina
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                                  • Mar 2002
                                  • 2687

                                  #17
                                  yuk.

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                                  • LBBV
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                                    • Aug 2002
                                    • 936

                                    #18
                                    My question is...

                                    How do you know when yogurt's gone bad?
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                                    • Choder
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                                      • Jul 2002
                                      • 446

                                      #19
                                      Well guys, I'm still alive at this point. To answer your question, it was a little...wet? I guess. Like it was solid but there were watery parts and I kind of tried to stir it. And it tasted funny.
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                                      • High Quality
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                                        • Feb 2002
                                        • 5741

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Choder
                                        I just ate cream cheese that I realized afterwards expired on August 22nd. It has been fun chatting with all of you. Hopefully you will hear from me again.

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                                        • X-treme
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Oct 2002
                                          • 29

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Choder
                                          I just ate cream cheese that I realized afterwards expired on August 22nd. It has been fun chatting with all of you. Hopefully you will hear from me again.


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                                          • Fletch XXX
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                                            • Jan 2002
                                            • 60840

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by quiet
                                            i never rule out the possibility of sudden death...
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                                            • PaulSweet
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                                              • May 2002
                                              • 1094

                                              #23
                                              stick to peanut butter

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                                              • sherie
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                                                • Feb 2002
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by quiet
                                                i never rule out the possibility of sudden death...
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                                                • Penrod
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                                                  • Aug 2001
                                                  • 3580

                                                  #25
                                                  Today is a good day to die.

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                                                  • ounique
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                                                    • May 2001
                                                    • 329

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Choder
                                                    Well guys, I'm still alive at this point. To answer your question, it was a little...wet? I guess. Like it was solid but there were watery parts and I kind of tried to stir it. And it tasted funny.
                                                    Okay Choder, my only question is... WHAT???

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                                                    • Choder
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                                                      • Jul 2002
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by X-treme



                                                      Mabye you wont fuck people over no more and i's a sign of GOD
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                                                      • eru
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                                                        • Mar 2002
                                                        • 2612

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Choder
                                                        I just ate cream cheese that I realized afterwards expired on August 22nd. It has been fun chatting with all of you. Hopefully you will hear from me again.

                                                        Why the hell would you even want to eat cream cheese?

                                                        YUCK.
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                                                        • mastamindz
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                                                          • Feb 2002
                                                          • 3547

                                                          #29
                                                          Just wash it down with curdled milk.
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                                                          • dickblast
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Oct 2002
                                                            • 666

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by LBBV
                                                            My question is...

                                                            How do you know when yogurt's gone bad?

                                                            look 4 the skim on top and smell it

                                                            i know its supposed to be sour but u can tell, trust me

                                                            smelled my share of bad yogurt cause i always buy it 2 be healthy then never eat the stuff

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                                                            • eMystic
                                                              Registered User
                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                              • 10

                                                              #31
                                                              Well guys, I'm still alive at this point. To answer your question, it was a little...wet? I guess. Like it was solid but there were watery parts and I kind of tried to stir it. And it tasted funny.

                                                              My goodness, what possessed you to eat it??? You MUST have been REALLY hungry!

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