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05-28-2018, 04:41 AM

damn!! shooting a model with a stinky pussy that would not wash her hands.... she grabbed my 'lunchmeat' our of the fridge and made a sandwich.. I threw everything out after she left... ham, cheese, bread... everything except the German salami... thank god she didn't touch the German salami!

but don't worry you guys will be sucking ass on her when you see her at the next convention.. because she is so HOT!! my suggestion, don't shake hands with her
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05-28-2018, 05:17 AM

Why are you allowing skanks anywhere near your fridge in the first place?
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05-28-2018, 07:14 AM

i cunt a4da ham 2 throw away...

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05-28-2018, 07:56 AM

you shooting bag ladies?? trash bag niche j/k

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05-28-2018, 08:02 AM

The professionalism here is astonishing.

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05-28-2018, 09:24 AM

might make for an interesting write off.
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05-28-2018, 09:31 AM

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The professionalism here is astonishing.

yeah, I can see where 'washing your fucking hands' might be an issue with a cat like you....

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05-28-2018, 09:36 AM

everyone has dirty hands. That's just a fact. It's impossible to wash your hands enough times throughout the day to never have dirty hands.

and a stinky pussy doesn't always = bacteria.
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05-28-2018, 09:36 AM

Originally posted by Grapesoda

damn!! shooting a model with a stinky pussy that would not wash her hands.... she grabbed my 'lunchmeat' our of the fridge and made a sandwich.. I threw everything out after she left... ham, cheese, bread... everything except the German salami... thank god she didn't touch the German salami!

but don't worry you guys will be sucking ass on her when you see her at the next convention.. because she is so HOT!! my suggestion, don't shake hands with her

I love your stories, even the ones that make my stomach turn and thank God I'm Gay

Why didn't you just give the ham to your dog?

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05-28-2018, 09:52 AM

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I love your stories, even the ones that make my stomach turn and thank God I'm Gay

Why didn't you just give the ham to your dog?

my dog doesn't get peeps food

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05-28-2018, 10:01 AM

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my dog doesn't get peeps food

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05-28-2018, 10:09 AM

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we feed our dog people food, several vets recommended us to do so. organic ground bison, organic vegetable like carrots and peas, and occasionally rice with liver/kidneys mixed in, home cooked especial for our little guy. we rotate out organic chicken for the bison sometimes.

it's healthy, magic for our dog, and scrumptious.
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05-28-2018, 10:11 AM

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my dog doesn't get peeps food

since when is ham "peeps food?" you fucking hippie! i remember that bitch you posted with those crusty cracked feet! reminded me of iman omg her name is i man

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05-28-2018, 10:20 AM

Stinky pussy on a hot girl.

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05-28-2018, 10:26 AM

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we feed our dog people food, several vets recommended us to do so. organic ground bison, organic vegetable like carrots and peas, and occasionally rice with liver/kidneys mixed in, home cooked especial for our little guy. we rotate out organic chicken for the bison sometimes.

it's healthy, magic for our dog, and scrumptious.

What kind of dog do you have?

I cook for my dog too. He gets an omelette with cheese rice, veggies and 1 eggshell for calcium. He loves it. Then he has Purina One Smartblend for lunch, that also sits out the rest the day in case he gets hungry. At dinner time he has the heathy part of anything I fix, the meats & veg ( no breads, pastas, sweets etc. )

The only problem is he begs for what I'm eating, even though he's already eaten , I don't like that. So maybe it's smart they just get dog food then they never beg because they don't know what they're missing.

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05-28-2018, 10:34 AM

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What kind of dog do you have?

I cook for my dog too. He gets an omelette with cheese rice, veggies and 1 eggshell for calcium. He loves it. Then he has Purina One Smartblend for lunch, that also sits out the rest the day in case he gets hungry. At dinner time he has the heathy part of anything I fix, the meats & veg ( no breads, pastas, sweets etc. )

The only problem is he begs for what I'm eating, even though he's already eaten , I don't like that.

right on! they know the love is in the cooking!

we have a 12 year old long coated chihuahua. He's never been a table begger, i guess that would be an issue if so. But also, we don't feed him from the table.

the eggshell/calcium is important for these sorts of diets. we use powdered organic calcium.
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05-28-2018, 10:35 AM

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05-28-2018, 12:56 PM

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05-28-2018, 01:38 PM

Put a note on the fridge. "Please wash hands before inserting them in my box"

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05-28-2018, 01:50 PM

Originally posted by Grapesoda

damn!! shooting a model with a stinky pussy that would not wash her hands.... she grabbed my 'lunchmeat' our of the fridge and made a sandwich.. I threw everything out after she left... ham, cheese, bread... everything except the German salami... thank god she didn't touch the German salami!

but don't worry you guys will be sucking ass on her when you see her at the next convention.. because she is so HOT!! my suggestion, don't shake hands with her

How stinky are we talking? Like, you could smell it if you were close kind of stinky or you can smell it across the room?
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05-28-2018, 02:21 PM

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How stinky are we talking? Like, you could smell it if you were close kind of stinky or you can smell it across the room?

does it matter? if she was rubbing herself in the shoot jumps up and makes something

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05-28-2018, 03:11 PM

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does it matter? if she was rubbing herself in the shoot jumps up and makes something

I was just curious. If it were me and I could smell her on the other side of the room I would likely suggest she go take a shower.

It's nasty no matter what, I'm just trying to decide if she is mentally ill or what.
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05-28-2018, 03:17 PM

I met a chick at a concert and the next thing I knew I was banging her next to a dumpster. I had to stop because of the smell. I thought it was the dumpster so I brought her to my car only to find out it was her pussy. Her cunt stunk like a dumpster. I still fucked her though...i just held my breath.
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05-28-2018, 03:30 PM

Originally posted by kane

I was just curious. If it were me and I could smell her on the other side of the room I would likely suggest she go take a shower.

It's nasty no matter what, I'm just trying to decide if she is mentally ill or what.

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I met a chick at a concert and the next thing I knew I was banging her next to a dumpster. I had to stop because of the smell. I thought it was the dumpster so I brought her to my car only to find out it was her pussy. Her cunt stunk like a dumpster. I still fucked her though...i just held my breath.

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05-28-2018, 06:45 PM

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since when is ham "peeps food?" you fucking hippie! i remember that bitch you posted with those crusty cracked feet! reminded me of iman omg her name is i man

bro I shoot what sells.... if a guy like black monster needs crusty black feet to jerk on, I shoot it.... simple enough...

my dog ONLY gets dog food or food I give to him personally...
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05-28-2018, 06:48 PM

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How stinky are we talking? Like, you could smell it if you were close kind of stinky or you can smell it across the room?

I'm a pussy shooter.... if pussy stinks on a scale of 1-10. 10 is just as bad as a 1. in a professional environment pussy has no smell.
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05-28-2018, 06:55 PM

Originally posted by Grapesoda

I'm a pussy shooter.... if pussy stinks on a scale of 1-10. 10 is just as bad as a 1. in a professional environment pussy has no smell.

That is so fucking nasty I swear to God ! Thank GOD the stinkiest thing I've ever shot is a guy with stinky feet other than a former Penthouse model I was shooting 18 years ago that had a squid pussy and halitosis. Getting the shot between her legs as she blew a guy and breathe down was THE worst shooting experiences of my entire life

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05-28-2018, 07:10 PM

A pussy must smell pussy and sex, would you prefer to lick a soap ?
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05-29-2018, 03:59 AM

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A pussy must smell pussy and sex, would you prefer to lick a soap ?

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05-29-2018, 04:16 AM

gfy is still a good place to visit daily

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05-29-2018, 06:46 AM

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05-29-2018, 08:18 AM

Originally posted by Grapesoda

bro I shoot what sells.... if a guy like black monster needs crusty black feet to jerk on, I shoot it.... simple enough...

my dog ONLY gets dog food or food I give to him personally...

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05-29-2018, 10:24 AM

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A pussy must smell pussy and sex, would you prefer to lick a soap ?

well you are way the fuck out pf the loop or you fuck nasty chicks
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05-29-2018, 10:24 AM

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05-29-2018, 10:43 AM

Originally posted by Grapesoda

bro I shoot what sells.... if a guy like black monster needs crusty black feet to jerk on, I shoot it.... simple enough...

my dog ONLY gets dog food or food I give to him personally...

Yeah, I don't spoil my dog either, so he doesn't ever cry, beg or interrupts me while I work.
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05-29-2018, 11:25 AM

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Yeah, I don't spoil my dog either, so he doesn't ever cry, beg or interrupts me while I work.
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feeding a dog healthy, veterinarian recommended food is hardly spoiling a dog and it has zero to do with a dog crying, begging, or interrupting work.
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05-29-2018, 11:31 AM

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feeding a dog healthy, veterinarian recommended food is hardly spoiling a dog and it has zero to do with a dog crying, begging, or interrupting work.

you and ryu are mean!!! my dogs ran off two teens that just my fence. they had steak that evening. police swarmed with heli it was fun. your vet is just advise. do you spoil yourself with things you are not suppose to based on recommendations?

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05-29-2018, 01:41 PM

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you and ryu are mean!!! my dogs ran off two teens that just my fence. they had steak that evening. police swarmed with heli it was fun. your vet is just advise. do you spoil yourself with things you are not suppose to based on recommendations?

Why would I trust some random dog food company with my dog's health? Convenience is the only reason. Pouring a pile of kibble in a bowl is much easier than sourcing healthy quality ingredients and cooking them. Our dog is a part of our family, we take his health just as importantly as any one's in our family.
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05-29-2018, 02:22 PM

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Why would I trust some random dog food company with my dog's health? Convenience is the only reason.

I kind of feel the same way. I'm on the fence and only and pro the dog food because of the vitamins and minerals added but you can never know for sure if they are and a lot of the dog food is made in China. And one of my previous dogs got sick we had to go to the vet because of dog treats from Costco that were poisoned in China by using the wrong ingredient.

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05-30-2018, 01:52 AM

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I kind of feel the same way. I'm on the fence and only and pro the dog food because of the vitamins and minerals added but you can never know for sure if they are and a lot of the dog food is made in China. And one of my previous dogs got sick we had to go to the vet because of dog treats from Costco that were poisoned in China by using the wrong ingredient.

Most likely melamine. Fuck Cosco

If you do a little research you can find reputable suppliers of good, healthy kibble. I go to an organic store that sells https://www.sportmix.com/dog-foodbrand for our 4 pups and they look, and act wonderful. As long as corn is no where near the top of the ingredients you should be fine
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05-30-2018, 02:58 AM

I don't know dude...even when you complain about someone being shitty to you, there's still a strong sense that you're probably shittier than the person wronging you.
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05-30-2018, 05:18 AM

I know what she did with that big salami, that is even worse than she did with the the ham...

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05-30-2018, 05:43 AM

Originally posted by RyuLion

Yeah, I don't spoil my dog either, so he doesn't ever cry, beg or interrupts me while I work.
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05-30-2018, 05:45 AM

Originally posted by Bladewire

I kind of feel the same way. I'm on the fence and only and pro the dog food because of the vitamins and minerals added but you can never know for sure if they are and a lot of the dog food is made in China. And one of my previous dogs got sick we had to go to the vet because of dog treats from Costco that were poisoned in China by using the wrong ingredient.

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05-30-2018, 06:01 AM

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I don't know dude...even when you complain about someone being shitty to you, there's still a strong sense that you're probably shittier than the person wronging you.

you know what I just noticed about you guys... for reals..... from the comments guys like you make on Quora... you guys are 'shame based'.... at the very core of your 'self' there is a deep rooted shame...

I do not have that. I am inner directed however I am not shame based. not sure why you guys are like that... we all have to survive our indignities and humiliations from child hood.... straight up, that last model I told about my childhood started crying .... sleep depravation, confinements, beatings, humiliation... all that shit until I could get out...

thing is for some reason I'm not shame based... my focus is and always has been 'survival'. what I wanted to be when I grew up was alive.

I guess when you grow up with big time hardcore issue, dealing with that doesn't leave time for shame. I have grown to appreciate the childhood I had for what I have been gifted from the experience.

seriously you need to believe me on this.. this is REALITY. I am not like you internally, emotionally or spiritually. I don't read or watch the same media presentations and press releases you do... I watch documentaries and collage lectures 99% of time. what I saying is all the supposed insults you are delivering are meaningless to me.

I actually get more from the crows where I live. when they show up, I holler at them when they are hollering... you can call a crow down to the ground.

then the crows started tracking me as I walk though the woods...they look out for me high patrol... the crows alert and circle any coyotes in the area.... it's pretty fucking amazing....

sat, I watch a falcon strike about 2 feet out side my passenger car widow... you ever see that so close? I hadn't.

so then I hit gfy for a few laughs and then you.... really dude? non impact on me all all. you are not playing in the same park I am, not even close and you have no idea what the game is, I wish you nothing but the best
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05-30-2018, 06:13 AM

Perhaps, we, (GFY) as a community, could consider setting up a go fund me page to replace the ham?

I think it would be a nice thing to do...

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05-30-2018, 06:35 AM

Originally posted by Grapesoda

bro I shoot what smells.... if a guy like black monster needs crusty black feet to jerk on, I shoot it.... simple enough...

my dog ONLY gets dog food or food I give to him personally...

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05-30-2018, 06:35 AM

Originally posted by Grapesoda

you know what I just noticed about you guys... for reals..... from the comments guys like you make on Quora... you guys are 'shame based'.... at the very core of your 'self' there is a deep rooted shame...

I do not have that. I am inner directed however I am not shame based. not sure why you guys are like that... we all have to survive our indignities and humiliations from child hood.... straight up, that last model I told about my childhood started crying .... sleep depravation, confinements, beatings, humiliation... all that shit until I could get out...

thing is for some reason I'm not shame based... my focus is and always has been 'survival'. what I wanted to be when I grew up was alive.

I guess when you grow up with big time hardcore issue, dealing with that doesn't leave time for shame. I have grown to appreciate the childhood I had for what I have been gifted from the experience.

seriously you need to believe me on this.. this is REALITY. I am not like you internally, emotionally or spiritually. I don't read or watch the same media presentations and press releases you do... I watch documentaries and collage lectures 99% of time. what I saying is all the supposed insults you are delivering are meaningless to me.

I actually get more from the crows where I live. when they show up, I holler at them when they are hollering... you can call a crow down to the ground.

then the crows started tracking me as I walk though the woods...they look out for me high patrol... the crows alert and circle any coyotes in the area.... it's pretty fucking amazing....

sat, I watch a falcon strike about 2 feet out side my passenger car widow... you ever see that so close? I hadn't.

so then I hit gfy for a few laughs and then you.... really dude? non impact on me all all. you are not playing in the same park I am, not even close and you have no idea what the game is, I wish you nothing but the best

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05-30-2018, 06:42 AM

Originally posted by CurrentlySober

Perhaps, we, (GFY) as a community, could consider setting up a go fund me page to replace the ham?

I think it would be a nice thing to do...

Shouldn't the GoFundMe be for the models rotten pussy? Who knows how much more ham has become victim in producers refrigerators across the nation? Or even things she touches at the grocery store!

Or perhaps we can donate to this new Kickstarter the Pussy Fresh Saver so pussy will never go bad again

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