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  • HairyChick
    Slowly dying
    • Sep 2012
    • 3091

    #1

    GFY Bumper Sticker

    Riding to a store and doctor appointment, I saw a car with a GFY bumper sticker. All black with white lettering but no logo. I thought it was advertising this forum but realized it was just a general statement and not a url. My driver was in her late twenties but naive. She’s an LPN but asked what GFY is.

    “I think it’s a restaurant in Canada called Get Fresh Yummies. Yummies is something they eat with poutine.”

    I was laughing so hard inside I’m lucky I didn’t break a rib! I texted my bff and he called from New Orleans and was laughing so much I couldn’t understand him! I wish I’d taken a picture of it.

    I never told her the truth. Next week I will, if I remember.
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    Anti-Semites have Small Penis Syndrome. The only known treatment is electroshock therapy combined with cerebellum removal. Fortunately, it’s a tiny procedure.
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  • nico-t
    emperor of my world
    • Aug 2004
    • 29901

    #2
    - Your driver? You don't drive yourself?
    - What the fuck is an LPN?
    - Your "bff" is a he so either he's gay, or he's one of those desperate friend zone losers who tolerates your yapping in the hope he can eventually fuck you

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    • HairyChick
      Slowly dying
      • Sep 2012
      • 3091

      #3
      Originally posted by nico-t
      - Your driver? You don't drive yourself?
      - What the fuck is an LPN?
      - Your "bff" is a he so either he's gay, or he's one of those desperate friend zone losers who tolerates your yapping in the hope he can eventually fuck you
      1. No, I can't drive anymore. Health-related, not DUI.

      2. Licensed Practical Nurse. Google is your friend.

      3. I'll let him answer this since he visits here occasionally. But, honestly, it's none of your fucking business.

      Go to eBay and buy a sense of humor. Bid on someone willing to pull out the stick up your ass, too.

      😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
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      Anti-Semites have Small Penis Syndrome. The only known treatment is electroshock therapy combined with cerebellum removal. Fortunately, it’s a tiny procedure.
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      • mikeet
        this & that
        • May 2005
        • 5361

        #4
        Originally posted by nico-t
        - Your driver? You don't drive yourself?
        - What the fuck is an LPN?
        - Your "bff" is a he so either he's gay, or he's one of those desperate friend zone losers who tolerates your yapping in the hope he can eventually fuck you






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