I hate going to the F'ing Store to get eggs and

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  • sortie
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2007
    • 7771
    #1

    I hate going to the F'ing Store to get eggs and

    Driving thru traffic and saying hello to the "welcome to our store robots".
    Every chick there has an octagon like ass shaped like a bathtub.
    On the way there drug addicts are waving at me like I'm going to stop or something.
    I see $50 worth of other shit I absolutley do not need and put it in the basket too.
    And after all that I get back home and open the fridge to put the eggs up and notice
    a complelely full cartoon of 18 eggs already there.

    This is going to be an "omelette week" or somebody's going to get their car covered.




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    • Ozarkz
      So Fucking Banned
      • Jan 2009
      • 2377
      #2
      Originally posted by sortie
      On the way there drug addicts are waving at me like I'm going to stop or something.
      Driving through BFVs neighborhood?

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        • sortie
          Confirmed User
          • Mar 2007
          • 7771
          #3
          Originally posted by Ozarkz
          Driving through BFVs neighborhood?
          Yes, and his neighborhood is now stretched across 20 states.

          Dude, there are so, so, so many broke people popping up everywhere!!!

          So many empty houses.
          Beautiful awesome homes with no curtains just screaming at me.

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            • Ozarkz
              So Fucking Banned
              • Jan 2009
              • 2377
              #4
              If you have good credit and don't care about things like...

              Garbage pickup
              Road Maintenance
              Good Schools
              Police
              Etc.

              Buy one of those houses.. Problem is you will have no neighbors paying much needed property taxes

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                • StuartD
                  Sofa King Band
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 29903
                  #5
                  Perhaps I'm the weird one, but I go shopping for eggs when I open the fridge door and don't see any.
                  Why would you go shopping for eggs without even checking to see if you already have some?
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                    • jmcb420
                      So Fucking Drunk
                      • Oct 2006
                      • 2155
                      #6
                      Originally posted by sortie
                      Dude, there are so, so, so many broke people popping up everywhere!!!
                      Dosen't happen to often, but I agree with you. I live in a small community that borders a larger, broker community and you can see it spilling in every second of every day. 3 Years ago there was not a chance you could buy a home on the road I live on. Now there are so many empty houses its getting scary. Plus (I hate to say this) the criminal elements from that larger community are beggining to come this way because there is nothing left to steal in thier own community.



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                        • sortie
                          Confirmed User
                          • Mar 2007
                          • 7771
                          #7
                          Originally posted by StuartD
                          Perhaps I'm the weird one, but I go shopping for eggs when I open the fridge door and don't see any.
                          Why would you go shopping for eggs without even checking to see if you already have some?
                          I did check since yesterday!!

                          They were hidden under a compartment where nothing usually fits...except a carton of
                          eggs of course.

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                            • StuartD
                              Sofa King Band
                              • Jul 2002
                              • 29903
                              #8
                              Originally posted by sortie
                              I did check since yesterday!!

                              They were hidden under a compartment where nothing usually fits...except a carton of
                              eggs of course.
                              Now that does suck.
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                                • sortie
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Mar 2007
                                  • 7771
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by StuartD
                                  Now that does suck.
                                  Yeah, but the deal I got on the pre-cooked shrimp at half price will probably
                                  smooth everything over in a few bites.

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                                    • plyndrty
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jul 2003
                                      • 1477
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by sortie
                                      I did check since yesterday!!

                                      They were hidden under a compartment where nothing usually fits...except a carton of
                                      eggs of course.
                                      LOL, we have the same fucking fridge...
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                                        • After Shock Media
                                          It's coming look busy
                                          • Mar 2001
                                          • 35299
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by sortie
                                          Yeah, but the deal I got on the pre-cooked shrimp at half price will probably
                                          smooth everything over in a few bites.
                                          Extra eggs I can see and even understand. They are always good to boil anyways and older eggs boil better (plus I do love deviled eggs). However buying pre-cooked shrimp is just fucking wrong. I fully endorse frozen shrimp, hell even with heads removed and deveined with shells still on. Yet hell no on fully cooked.

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                                            • Manowar
                                              jellyfish  
                                              • Dec 2003
                                              • 71528
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by StuartD
                                              Perhaps I'm the weird one, but I go shopping for eggs when I open the fridge door and don't see any.
                                              Why would you go shopping for eggs without even checking to see if you already have some?

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                                                • sortie
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Mar 2007
                                                  • 7771
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Manowar
                                                  Shut up please.

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                                                    • ICEICEBABY
                                                      Registered User
                                                      • Apr 2006
                                                      • 73
                                                      #14
                                                      Get your own chickens

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                                                        • who
                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                          • Aug 2003
                                                          • 19593
                                                          #15
                                                          I totally agreeeed

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                                                            • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                                                              (felis madjewicus)
                                                              • Jul 2006
                                                              • 20368
                                                              #16
                                                              get some chickens... problem solved...

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                                                                • woj
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                                                                  • Jul 2002
                                                                  • 47880
                                                                  #17
                                                                  you drove to get JUST eggs? heh
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                                                                    • sortie
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Mar 2007
                                                                      • 7771
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by woj
                                                                      you drove to get JUST eggs? heh
                                                                      Good point.

                                                                      Next time I'll be tough and walk right by those crack heads.

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