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Ever Fart in an occupied Elevator just to be a jerk?

10-16-2002, 08:25 PM

I saw a thead on another forum that reminded me of the time me and my cousin was in an Elevator. I cant remember if it was Reno or Vegas, anyhoo...

This poor guy gets on the elevator with us. There's that akward silence for a few moments before his stop. Mike (Boneprone) lets one rip. I simeultaneously let one go. We both say "oh, excuse me" as the small space fills with a disgusting odor. It fucking stank bad! My eyes were wattering.

I feel so bad for that poor chap. I though I saw him gagging as he got off the elevator.

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10-16-2002, 08:29 PM

It was Vegas at the Venitian during the show.
They were webmasters with show passes on.

I remember farting (real real real bad one) just seconds before we reached our floor. Just as the smell was starting to get into my tastebuds, the door opened on our floor so we could get out.

The people still on the elevator were left with a BP4L present as they still had some 20 flights left to go.

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10-16-2002, 08:30 PM

remind me not to get into an elevator with either of you

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10-16-2002, 08:31 PM

classic.

I think of that day when ever i get on a long elevator ride.

In fact 3 weeks ago when I was in NY, riding up the Empire state Building elevator with maybe 12 other people I was trying to cook one up to share with the masses..

I failed.

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10-16-2002, 08:31 PM

These are the Biological Weapons of the Boneprone Family.

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10-16-2002, 08:33 PM

hehehehe. Sleazy, I think i did this after our HUGE dinner!!
The one with you, me , my cousin, JJJ, Joe from Mature Post, and Platnium Dave!!

In fact im almost sure it was after that dinner!

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10-16-2002, 08:35 PM

Originally posted by boneprone
hehehehe. Sleazy, I think i did this after are HUGE dinner!!
The one with you, me , my cousin, JJJ, Joe from Mature Post, and Platnium Dave!!

In fact im almost sure it was after that dinner!

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10-16-2002, 08:35 PM

In chineese culture that means it was one good fucking meal!

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10-16-2002, 09:36 PM

Originally posted by boneprone
In chineese culture that means it was one good fucking meal!

Interesting coincidence, in Medieval English times, farting was interpreted as contentment in life.

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10-16-2002, 09:39 PM

Hmmm. Ill be sure to tell my wife that one.

Thanks.

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10-16-2002, 09:41 PM

speaking of farting, I have so much gas today
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10-16-2002, 09:44 PM

Do you have a pet?
They love it when you fart in thier face.

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10-16-2002, 09:45 PM

When I had an office job I used to fart-walk down the halls after lunch. So it would waft away before I got to my desk.
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10-16-2002, 09:53 PM

What do you people eat to cause all of these gas attacks? I am gas free. By the way I am taking the stairs from now on.

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10-16-2002, 09:53 PM

What i do is lay a really big fart as Im walking out of the elevator, and laugh as I watch the doors closing in my lethal gas on innocent victims
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10-16-2002, 09:54 PM

Ever fart on a chick's tongue while she was rimming you?

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10-16-2002, 09:57 PM

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Ever fart on a chick's tongue while she was rimming you?

Jesus thats fuckin raw

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10-16-2002, 10:24 PM

Originally posted by boneprone
Do you have a pet?
They love it when you fart in thier face.

even better...I have children.......

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10-16-2002, 10:24 PM

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10-16-2002, 10:25 PM

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Ever fart on a chick's tongue while she was rimming you?

no, but once I had some chick fart in my face in the middle of a 69...it was fucking nasty too...I tossed her the fuck off me and off the bed...

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10-16-2002, 10:27 PM

My biggest worry about letting one stew nicely mid-elevator ride is that I'll somehow get punched in the stomach as I assume the position and make the face...and end up shitting my pants

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09-25-2003, 07:53 PM

good times

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09-25-2003, 07:55 PM

Originally posted by Exxxotica
I saw a thead on another forum that reminded me of the time me and my cousin was in an Elevator. I cant remember if it was Reno or Vegas, anyhoo...

This poor guy gets on the elevator with us. There's that akward silence for a few moments before his stop. Mike (Boneprone) lets one rip. I simeultaneously let one go. We both say "oh, excuse me" as the small space fills with a disgusting odor. It fucking stank bad! My eyes were wattering.

I feel so bad for that poor chap. I though I saw him gagging as he got off the elevator.

i only do that if i know i can get a silent one out

then when you can smell it you look around like who the fuck did that.

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09-25-2003, 07:58 PM

Originally posted by SykkBoy2
My biggest worry about letting one stew nicely mid-elevator ride is that I'll somehow get punched in the stomach as I assume the position and make the face...and end up shitting my pants

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09-25-2003, 08:16 PM

One time I tried to fart but I shat my pants instead.
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09-25-2003, 08:37 PM

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09-25-2003, 08:39 PM

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09-26-2003, 06:31 AM

Originally posted by boneprone
Do you have a pet?
They love it when you fart in thier face.

hahaha
I have farted on my cat a few times,, but I dont know if he likes it.

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09-26-2003, 06:36 AM

i fart right as im getting off the elevator so the doors close and trap the odor in for the people inside

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09-26-2003, 06:36 AM

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09-26-2003, 06:44 AM

YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FART IN CHURCH?!?.........
YOU HAVE TO SIT IN YOUR OWN PEW!!!!!!...............

one of my favorite things to do is fart, like, a lot, under the covers and get a massive fuckin' rot goin' on under the blankeys... then as I hold my breath to avoid certain brain damage, I lift and waft the blanket up into my girlfriends face as she sleeps to see if it will wake her up......muahahahahah!!!!
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09-26-2003, 07:01 AM

The best is to fart on an airplane and act like you are asleep..........

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09-26-2003, 07:06 AM

Better than farting......

Loudly announce to anyone else in the elevator that " I DONT KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT MY ASS JUST DOESNT FEEL CLEAN"

You will notice the strained looks on peoples faces and then, they too will start to feel that their asses are also not that clean.

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09-26-2003, 07:22 AM

I did last night.

Went to the Reds-Cubs ballgame last night.
After eating White castles before the ball game, 2 chilidogs during the game and 5 beers. I was smokin my shorts.
Gassed everyone in the elevator last night, in the parking garage elevator.

Probably killed a few around me during the game too.

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09-26-2003, 07:38 AM

The best is walking by a crowd of people and floating a silent air biscuit. Then walking away and laughing at a small riot starting over who busted ass

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09-26-2003, 08:05 AM

I love to fart in an elevator just as im about to get off it, & press all the buttons to prolong the ride for the people stuck in it
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09-26-2003, 08:08 AM

Fuck the elevator, its the damn senior citizens that fart in the shopping aisles and keep on moving.....
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09-26-2003, 08:33 AM

The fact that this thread has even started gets a big thumbs up! LOL!

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09-26-2003, 08:44 AM

I was recently in san francisco at the hall of justice, I was waiting for the elevator with a few lawyers and a few cops, I farted before the door opened but I ended up dragging it in with me...

We got in and the doors closed and blammo, shit city. Some cop looked at me and i motioned with my eyes to the cop next to me...all his cop buddies started teasing and laughing...he was beat red it was hilarious. But he actually must have farted cause he owned up to it. And I noticed that there was some foreign intruder mixed in with my own special brand.

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09-26-2003, 10:04 AM

Ahhh farts they smell funny, they sound funny, and sometimes feel funny

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09-26-2003, 10:32 AM

Originally posted by LeeNoga
Fuck the elevator, its the damn senior citizens that fart in the shopping aisles and keep on moving.....

thats not fart, thats their diaper full
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09-26-2003, 10:48 AM

Originally posted by boneprone
Do you have a pet?
They love it when you fart in thier face.
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09-26-2003, 10:50 AM

I would never do that
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09-26-2003, 11:12 AM

Originally posted by SykkBoy2

even better...I have children.......

HAHAHAHAAAA - NICE! That shouldn't even be funny, but that makes it even more hilarious

I knew a guy who would cut a silent but deadly (and I do mean --deadly--) in the checkout line at Blockbuster (on a busy Friday night, no less), then casually wander off to inspect the used DVD's for sale.

Come to think of it, I believe I was traumatized by that incident. I think I'll sue.

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