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Less and or small cock only.Comment
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drink the bowl water afterComment
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yes it's called "squeeze til they explode"
Works very well but can be messy.Comment
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In my country "Castanha da India". I not say the english name for this but the scientific name is "Aesculus hippocastanus".
Or try the suggestion above! ;-)Comment
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Yeah WitchHazel works wonders......its natural and cheap ....dont use that pharmaceutical crapComment
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a vegetarian diet
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Sneak into a zoo and have a lion lick at your ass, if their rough tongue can scrape meat from the bones of a gazelle, than it should be able to sand down your 'roids pretty damn snappy like.Comment
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A serious answer.
In case you were looking for a real answer and an actual cure, the only thing you can do is go to a proctologist and have them give you an injection right in the sucker that causes it to dry up and shrink.
I offer this as someone who has suffered in the past from these horrible things.
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Heat lamps,like they use to warm food at restaurants..seen that on ManswersComment
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preperation H why go natural? I heard chamomile tea but I would try the hemroid cream too.Network Of Adult Blogs With Hardlink Rentals AvailableComment
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A high fiber diet, stop straining when you take a shit and take a trip to the ass doctor.
A nice hot bath with some epsom salt mixed in will soothe that little nugget.
My proctologist and I have a great relationship, thanks to a thrombose hemorrhoid.Comment
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i need a nightlife, and i want to boogie! sorry, its a bit off topic
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the real answer.. sit with your butt slightly higher than your knees. If your knees are higher, such as sitting on a couch, then they will never go away. Just sit higher up and give them 3 days to go away. truckers have that problem, they let the air out of the seat and slouch.Comment
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Technically they never go away, but you may be able to reduce the symptoms to not even knowing you've got them. If not, from what I have read the surgery to remove them is pretty much the most painful known to man and recovery takes several weeks.
Try one or all of the following.
- Do not force your shit out. Just relax and let it pass on it's own, even if you have to sit there for a longer period of time.
- Eat more fiber or take fiber supplements. Raisins are an easy way to get it. Not enough water or vitamin E may also help cause them. Too much dairy and it's lactic acid may also be a problem.
- Do not sit in a way that puts pressure directly on your asshole (old chair, sitting on your foot, etc...)
- Use the squatting method to shit. In many parts of the world they don't have toilets to sit on, but a hole in the floor they squat down over (google chinese toilet). So you'd have to take your pants off, get your feet up on the toilet seat and squat there. Theory being, this is the natural position for humans to take a shit so it's more healthy. Interesting enough, tribal communities do not have hemorrhoids.
- Wipe very well afterwards, and use a moist baby wipe or wet down toilet paper if you have to.Comment
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Stop sitting down for a long period of time and they will go away.
Standup while you work or get your laptop and lay in bed or on the sofa while working to take the strain off your asshole when working
If you have to sit down then go to the drug store and get one of these
that'll help.
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