Holy fuck i just woke up from a horrid dream:

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  • MetaMan
    I AM WEB 2.0
    • Jan 2003
    • 28682

    #1

    Holy fuck i just woke up from a horrid dream:

    I dreamt i had a small penis then i woke up felt in my pants and thought that was a boa snake in my pants and i jumped up ripped off my pants and realized it was my HUGE COCK.

    boy that was a close call.
    Last edited by MetaMan; 03-27-2009, 04:14 PM.
  • marketsmart
    HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
    • Dec 2004
    • 20419

    #2
    Originally posted by MetaMan
    I dreamt i had a small penis then i woke up felt in my pants and thought that was a boa snake in my pants and i jumped up ripped off my pants and realized it was my HUGE COCK.

    boy that was a close call.
    i'd like to see pics to see if your cock is as big as mine... i doubt it...

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    • MetaMan
      I AM WEB 2.0
      • Jan 2003
      • 28682

      #3
      Originally posted by marketsmart
      i'd like to see pics to see if your cock is as big as mine... i doubt it...
      when the toll booth at the airport broke they tried to get me to stand their with my big cock to use it as a toll bar.

      you arent even in the same league of big cocks.

      im in mondo cock league you are in limp dick league.

      WINNER

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      • DarkJedi
        No Refunds Issued.
        • Feb 2001
        • 28301

        #4
        pics or it didnt happen

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        • marketsmart
          HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
          • Dec 2004
          • 20419

          #5
          Originally posted by MetaMan
          when the toll booth at the airport broke they tried to get me to stand their with my big cock to use it as a toll bar.

          you arent even in the same league of big cocks.

          im in mondo cock league you are in limp dick league.

          WINNER
          what the fuck do you think broke the toolbooth..

          i was driving out of the airport with my sunroof open and i had a hard on...

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          • MetaMan
            I AM WEB 2.0
            • Jan 2003
            • 28682

            #6
            Originally posted by Davey Jones
            pics or it didnt happen
            no one is home and from my angle you cant fit my entire cock into the pic.

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            • MetaMan
              I AM WEB 2.0
              • Jan 2003
              • 28682

              #7
              Originally posted by marketsmart
              what the fuck do you think broke the toolbooth..

              i was driving out of the airport with my sunroof open and i had a hard on...


              this onetime when we were cave diving at night we just attached the light to the front of my cock because it always leads the way by 10 feet!




              i will be back people i am going to have a shower, toss on gators or a fresh pair of matching sneaks and choosing a lucky lady to get punished with this big tool.

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              • nico-t
                emperor of my world
                • Aug 2004
                • 29901

                #8
                Originally posted by MetaMan
                toss on gators
                gators as in crocs? dude you really go out in these things?

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                • MetaMan
                  I AM WEB 2.0
                  • Jan 2003
                  • 28682

                  #9
                  ya because a gator is the same thing as a croc you stupid fuck. typical GFY idiot who didnt make it past the 10th grade and is online for beer money.

                  first go back to bio class second get more hours at your local fast food joint third get the fuck off gfy no one likes your stupid ass.

                  id cuss you about your other thread but its not to be talked about.

                  you are a little twit bastard nico-t

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                  • nico-t
                    emperor of my world
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 29901

                    #10
                    the only other (now former) member here who thought there was something wrong / gave a shit about 'the other thread' wasnt exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer to put in mildly

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                    • Bored
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2002
                      • 1011

                      #11
                      cock fight!
                      If Satan Wore a Hairpeice, there would be HELL TOUPEE!!
                      HTML Porn
                      pbbc fo li

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                      • John-ACWM
                        Work Work Work
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 20060

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Bored
                        cock fight!
                        funny cock fight

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                        • Platinumpimp
                          Logos and such.
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 10214

                          #13
                          So this time it wasn't about the Dutch?
                          I design logo's.

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                          • collegeboobies
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 3644

                            #14
                            yeah ok i dont care

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                            • MetaMan
                              I AM WEB 2.0
                              • Jan 2003
                              • 28682

                              #15
                              Originally posted by collegeboobies
                              yeah ok i dont care
                              ya thats why you took the time to open, read my thread and reply to it. are you stupid?

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                              • Ozarkz
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Jan 2009
                                • 2377

                                #16
                                No pics?

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                                • nico-t
                                  emperor of my world
                                  • Aug 2004
                                  • 29901

                                  #17
                                  Im sneaky as FUCK when it comes ta crime!

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                                  • BusterBunny
                                    perverted justice decoy
                                    • Aug 2005
                                    • 19291

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by MetaMan
                                    when the toll booth at the airport broke they tried to get me to stand their with my big cock to use it as a toll bar.
                                    so this is you getting dp'd or doing the dp'ing?
                                    my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                                    • frankie_gunn
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Feb 2009
                                      • 270

                                      #19
                                      my cock is so big they had to invent a new unit to measure it.

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                                      • CarlosTheGaucho
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Oct 2005
                                        • 9569

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by MetaMan


                                        this onetime when we were cave diving at night we just attached the light to the front of my cock because it always leads the way by 10 feet!




                                        i will be back people i am going to have a shower, toss on gators or a fresh pair of matching sneaks and choosing a lucky lady to get punished with this big tool.
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                                        • MetaMan
                                          I AM WEB 2.0
                                          • Jan 2003
                                          • 28682

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by CarlosTheGaucho
                                          Carlos i know ur a pimp also its just natural to us.


                                          did it again, chicks bday with 10 chicks i walk in like nothing it is amazing how if you are a good guy with confidence women love you for it.

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