===== what's the worst thing you can say after sex? =====

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  • abyss_al
    **LOOKING FOR TRADES**
    • Oct 2003
    • 15605

    #1

    ===== what's the worst thing you can say after sex? =====

    "you're right dad.. it didn't hurt....."




    what you got... ?





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  • Spunky
    I need a beer
    • Jun 2002
    • 133978

    #2
    Your sister was better

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    • brassmonkey
      Pay It Forward
      • Sep 2005
      • 77390

      #3
      i dont say shit i roll over and fall asleep
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      • Platinumpimp
        Logos and such.
        • Jan 2004
        • 10214

        #4
        You're right mom, it didn't hurt.
        I design logo's.

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        • After Shock Media
          It's coming look busy
          • Mar 2001
          • 35299

          #5
          Can I get a refund?

          I have had diarrhea with more friction than that.

          My condom broke.

          I wish I would of just stayed home and masturbated.

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          • TisMe
            Confirmed User
            • Aug 2008
            • 1719

            #6
            I could of had a V-8!
            Last edited by TisMe; 03-25-2009, 05:23 PM.

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            • halfpint
              GFY's Halfpint
              • Jun 2007
              • 15223

              #7
              Your pussy fucking stinks..go take a shower and clean yourself

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              • MaDalton
                I am Amazing Content!
                • Feb 2004
                • 39861

                #8
                that's it?
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                • directfiesta
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 30177

                  #9
                  cab money is on the dresser
                  I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

                  But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

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                  • Thrawn$
                    Confirmed User
                    • Apr 2002
                    • 4596

                    #10
                    I'm telling you
                    you mom did liked it in the butt
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                    • hankphone
                      Confirmed User
                      • Nov 2007
                      • 540

                      #11
                      Steve is the only other person that can make me nut like that. Thanks babe.

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                      • BetChips
                        Confirmed User
                        • Aug 2007
                        • 643

                        #12
                        Damn your a horrible lay.

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                        • moeloubani
                          Confirmed User
                          • Dec 2007
                          • 4235

                          #13
                          just thanks is pretty bad

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                          • HBKKH
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jan 2008
                            • 1013

                            #14
                            Shit...i thought you were dead.
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                            • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                              (felis madjewicus)
                              • Jul 2006
                              • 20368

                              #15
                              Can I have my AIDS back now?

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                              • bDok
                                Confirmed User
                                • Feb 2005
                                • 1917

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Angry Jew Cat
                                Can I have my AIDS back now?
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                                • brassmonkey
                                  Pay It Forward
                                  • Sep 2005
                                  • 77390

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Angry Jew Cat
                                  Can I have my AIDS back now?
                                  thats crazy
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                                  • Zorgman
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Aug 2002
                                    • 6103

                                    #18
                                    You sleep on the sticky side.
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                                    • mozadek
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Feb 2008
                                      • 1325

                                      #19
                                      "where did I put your diaper and pacifier?"

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                                      • Loch
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Feb 2002
                                        • 7674

                                        #20
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                                        • Captain Kawaii
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Oct 2007
                                          • 6748

                                          #21
                                          okay, lets get started.

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                                          • brassmonkey
                                            Pay It Forward
                                            • Sep 2005
                                            • 77390

                                            #22
                                            if you just said yes i wouldnt have had to beat you
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                                            • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                                              (felis madjewicus)
                                              • Jul 2006
                                              • 20368

                                              #23
                                              Hey, where'd that piece of potato go?

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                                              • xx354xx
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Mar 2009
                                                • 118

                                                #24
                                                Whats your sister's number?
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                                                • Adam_M
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Mar 2006
                                                  • 3800

                                                  #25
                                                  Thank god I didn't have to pay for that!
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                                                  • CaptainHowdy
                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                    • Dec 2004
                                                    • 94107

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Angry Jew Cat
                                                    Can I have my AIDS back now?
                                                    ...

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                                                    • frankie_gunn
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Feb 2009
                                                      • 270

                                                      #27
                                                      ok...now dress up and go to school...

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                                                      • AJHall
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Nov 2002
                                                        • 1306

                                                        #28
                                                        Thanks for letting me pee inside your vagina.
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                                                        • ultimatebbwdotcom
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Mar 2006
                                                          • 591

                                                          #29
                                                          .....you smell like old cheese and farts
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                                                          • Tjeezers
                                                            Webmaster
                                                            • Mar 2007
                                                            • 16603

                                                            #30
                                                            mmhh honey, this might change someone else his mind, but you did not impressed me......zzzzzzzz...........zzzzzzzzzz............. zzzzzzzzz

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                                                            • Spunky
                                                              I need a beer
                                                              • Jun 2002
                                                              • 133978

                                                              #31
                                                              At least your mom grunted

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                                                              • Juggernaut
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Jan 2003
                                                                • 753

                                                                #32
                                                                Not sure about the worst you can say, but the worst thing you could hear is "I haven't been this wet since my last infection"

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                                                                • PornMD
                                                                  Mainstream Businessman
                                                                  • Jan 2007
                                                                  • 9291

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Horatio Cane at a murder scene before the other cops arrive: "Well I popped your corpse cherry... *puts on sunglasses* now it's time to pop the weasel that made you a corpse!" *cue CSI: Miami theme*
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                                                                  • DAMNMAN
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Dec 2002
                                                                    • 1440

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Hand me the vibrator on your way out, needle dick!!!!! :-)
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                                                                    • KittyLix
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Apr 2004
                                                                      • 2036

                                                                      #35
                                                                      "nice try" while patting him on the back

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                                                                      • Rakie
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Mar 2009
                                                                        • 147

                                                                        #36
                                                                        "You're the best Aunt EVER !"
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                                                                        • Paul Markham
                                                                          Too old to care
                                                                          • Jun 2001
                                                                          • 52942

                                                                          #37
                                                                          So what is your name?



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                                                                          • Double trouble
                                                                            So Fucking What?
                                                                            • Feb 2008
                                                                            • 22251

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by DAMNMAN
                                                                            Hand me the vibrator on your way out, needle dick!!!!! :-)

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                                                                            • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                                                                              (felis madjewicus)
                                                                              • Jul 2006
                                                                              • 20368

                                                                              #39
                                                                              so i'm rollin round in the sack witht his girlie the other day, and right as i'm getting ready to jet, bitch is all like "so i heard you know metaman"

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                                                                              • sexandcash
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Nov 2008
                                                                                • 1566

                                                                                #40
                                                                                "I'm actually not on the pill. I've been in love with you since the fourth grade and am trying to have your baby to keep you in a desperate attempt to keep you in my life and too close for comfort"
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                                                                                • sexandcash
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Nov 2008
                                                                                  • 1566

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  "I think it's time we had a serious discussion about sexually transmitted diseases. I think I may...."
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                                                                                  • v4 media
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Feb 2005
                                                                                    • 2934

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Wow you were tight.. Yep that's because you fucked my belly button.

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                                                                                    • nation-x
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Mar 2004
                                                                                      • 5370

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      I made you a peanut butter sandwich... it's in a bag on the counter... grab it on your way out...

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                                                                                      • uno
                                                                                        RIP Dodger. BEST.CAT.EVER
                                                                                        • Dec 2002
                                                                                        • 18450

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        I'd have to go the Fight Club route of the book and movie.

                                                                                        "I want to have your abortion." and "I haven't been fucked like that since grade school."
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                                                                                        • HorseShit
                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                          • Dec 2004
                                                                                          • 17513

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          some winners in this thread lol

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                                                                                          • Vicious_B
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • May 2008
                                                                                            • 2564

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by Juggernaut
                                                                                            Not sure about the worst you can say, but the worst thing you could hear is "I haven't been this wet since my last infection"
                                                                                            Eeeewwww. That's just nasty.
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                                                                                            • FrozenJag
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Oct 2006
                                                                                              • 1763

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              "Thanks"

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                                                                                              • LeRoy
                                                                                                Porn Pusher
                                                                                                • Jul 2007
                                                                                                • 13362

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                "My ex was better"
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                                                                                                • GatorB
                                                                                                  The Demon & 12clicks
                                                                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                                                                  • 18208

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  "They say if you don't fight the rape it's more enjoyable. Is that true?"

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                                                                                                  • CIVMatt
                                                                                                    Amateur Pimpin
                                                                                                    • Aug 2004
                                                                                                    • 13075

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    "Whats that smell"
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