Horatio Cane at a murder scene before the other cops arrive: "Well I popped your corpse cherry... *puts on sunglasses* now it's time to pop the weasel that made you a corpse!" *cue CSI: Miami theme*
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One less god!!!
I contend that we are both an atheist. I just belive in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.
"I'm actually not on the pill. I've been in love with you since the fourth grade and am trying to have your baby to keep you in a desperate attempt to keep you in my life and too close for comfort"
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